Why do you never hear the term "Full Dorsal Nudity"?

Jara sang

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Fri Jul-15-05 06:47 PM
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Why do you never hear the term "Full Dorsal Nudity"?

Edited on Fri Jul-15-05 06:49 PM by Jara sang

It's always with the "full frontal". Full frontal this... Full frontal that... and why do women have MORE full frontal nudity than men?

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mike_c

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Fri Jul-15-05 06:50 PM
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1. for bipedal primates like us...

..."full frontal nudity" is more appropriately "full ventral nudity" since it's our ventral side that's "frontal" when we're upright.

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DBoon

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Fri Jul-15-05 07:22 PM
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2. the usual term is "bare ass"

the word "dorsal" is too hard for people to figure out.

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gmoney

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Fri Jul-15-05 07:26 PM
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3. women look better nekkid...

and guys will pay to see a bad movie with nekkid women, but I don't think the opposite is quite so true.

I loves me some dorsal nudity, fwiw...

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Voltaire99

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Fri Jul-15-05 07:55 PM
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4. Constant pressure from the shark lobby.

They own Washington, you know. ;-)

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undeterred

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Fri Jul-15-05 07:57 PM
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5. You never hear about full "ventral" nudity either...

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Jara sang

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Fri Jul-15-05 08:04 PM
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6. Full lateral nudity?

I love the sexy profile of a naked woman. Yet you never hear that...:shrug:

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undeterred

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Fri Jul-15-05 08:16 PM
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7. And you hardly ever hear "penises"

There are penises in this movie!

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Jara sang

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Fri Jul-15-05 08:18 PM
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8. "Peni". There are PENI in this movie.

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Elidor

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Fri Jul-15-05 08:21 PM
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9. Because sharks & dolphins have no concept of nudity?

Isn't dorsal the back?

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Ramsey

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Fri Jul-15-05 08:22 PM
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10. It's called mooning.

For obvious reasons.

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