I want to see how you see yourself.

[progmom]

Open up MS Paint (or whatever you commies who use Macs have on your computers for drawing) and take 2 minutes to show us what you look like in your head.

Here's me at my desk at work:

[XemaSab]

1. how do you upload stuff

to the interweb?

[progmom]

4. it's really easy to start a photobucket account, and it's free

www.photobucket.com

[blondeatlast]

112. Can I use a bitmap? If so. how?

There's a reason nobody on DU knows what I look like--I'm a dolt when it comes to uploading my own images!

I DID get the photobucket account, so perhaps there is hope.

[stellanoir]

2. no I'm a commie

sorry

[progmom]

5. i know Mac has a paint program

:hi:

how are things with psuedo??

[stellanoir]

8. yeah but god knows I am too much of a cyber ninnie to work it

pseudo is fine and called tonight, but has some weird foot inflation and won't be available until Sunday. Think Flntstone feet.

Kinda weird. But okay.

[Tallison]

Call the doc, especially if it's in only one foot...

Could be a DVT or cellulitis, both would need IV treatment.

[Tallison]

48. Delete-double post

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. I'm not that talented

Sorry!

[progmom]

6. hey - this is sundog:

i'm not looking for a Rembrandt!

[XemaSab]

7. .

http://birdsofsanibel.free.fr/Images/2004/Red-shouldered%20Hawk%20Squaking%20While%

image taken from: http://birdsofsanibel.free.fr/new_page_4.htm

[Zuni]

9. I just looked at thread from today

while I am waiting for a friend to pick me up. You misunderestimator and Sundog had me rolling from your self portraits!


me looking at your photoshops -----------> :rofl:

(sorry, I don't have the time nor the skillz to compete with you folks)

[progmom]

10. zuni?

are you.....intoxicated? :o

[Zuni]

11. I will be soon enough

:D

[Mutley]

12. Here I am.

What can I say; I'm no artist!

[Zuni]

13. you look like Progmom's twin

:o

[Mutley]

14. I may have been swayed by viewing her drawing first.

:D

[progmom]

16. holy crap - are we sisters??

:P

[Mutley]

19. Who knows?

Both of my parents have been married multiple times. :silly: I don't wear glasses, though I probably should.

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Hmm....okay...

you asked for it! :P

[progmom]

17. i love it!!

(and i agree!)

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. That's my ridiculous ego side.

:D Thanks!

[progmom]

20. your ridiculous ego side is pretty sexy

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. Awww, shucks!

:blush: :loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

64. Outstanding

I should invest in a crown and "I'm Awesome" sign myself.

[On the Road]

21. OK, Progmom

[progmom]

25. excellent!

:hi:

[biscodawg]

22. i didnt know you had a nubb

for a hand :hi:

[progmom]

23. and where is your picture? hmmmm?

:taps foot impatiently:

[biscodawg]

26. im on it!

i love mspaint :)

[Democracy White]

27. Here's me. Kinda retarded though

Dee

[progmom]

28. excellent!

:hi:

very very nice.

[Democracy White]

29. Thanky you so much progmom n/t

[biscodawg]

30. sorry to make you wait

here it goes:

[ghostsofgiants]

66. You have jaundice?

[biscodawg]

114. that must be it

[no name no slogan]

31. Here's me, another stress-free day at work

[Floogeldy]

32. Is that green thing a vibrator?

I would draw a picture but I don't know how to convert bitmap to jpg.

B-)

[progmom]

33. it's a lava lamp

:spank:

[Floogeldy]

40. Sorry!

Heh. :silly:

[EC]

34. Me looking at all the good artists on DU...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/xcajiy/mmmmm.bmp






by the way, can't remember how to change to jpg file

[progmom]

35. wow!

you're good!!!

[Misunderestimator]

36. That is the most phallic looking lava lamp I've ever seen.

And damn girl... you need some new glasses!

[progmom]

38. let's see your lava lamp

hmmmmm??? :mad:


:P

[progmom]

37. me tonight

[Misunderestimator]

39. LMAO... Ok, here I am reacting to that picture of yours...

[progmom]

41. your eyes are scaring me

...again. :P

[Misunderestimator]

67. They are lucid pools of unfathomable depths.. that you could lose yourself

in... right? :D

[progmom]

70. they take my breath away

:P

[JimmyJazz]

42. Is that a bong in the right corner? If so, are youze guys hiring?

:silly:

[progmom]

43. i did it in a hurry, dammit

:cry:

it's not a masterpiece

:cry:

IT'S A LAVA LAMP!!!

:cry:



:P

[JimmyJazz]

44. Oh - I thought maybe it was a vibrating bong

*running away now*

[progmom]

45. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

:rofl:


:mad:

[sundog]

92. snort

a green dil**, in reaching distance

:rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

46. Looks more like a lava lamp to me

[progmom]

47. Hey John!!

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

49. Hi

did you see this

[progmom]

50. This image link contains an illegal code

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

53. does this work?

[progmom]

55. ha ha ha ha ha!

you kill me! :rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

60. Yeah I drew that

I got a presidents coloring book when I visited the Watergate earlier in the week.

[Misunderestimator]

84. LOL... It's a masterpiece... really it is...

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

51. So very half-assed

And here's one my friend Janet did of me a while back using the MSN ink message thing:


And just to show off, here's one I did a while back not using MS Paint, haha:

[progmom]

56. wow. you are actually an artist!

right on, man! :thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

58. Haha, thanks progmom!

[Name removed]

52. Deleted message

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[progmom]

54. I...uh....

:(

sorry?

and welcome to DU!

[Name removed]

59. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[progmom]

62. ha ha ha ha ha!

drunk smileys. :rofl:

i thought they were just grooving to some good music. :hi:

[Lilyhoney]

72. I love the dancin smilies,

and I know that all they are drinking is water.
And who can be too happy?
And welcome to DU.

[JimmyJazz]

57. You're here for less than 24 hours and your picking on someone's

sig line? sheesh! BTW - is mine way cool, or what? :P

[auntAgonist]

61. me and the scale.

[progmom]

63. i want to see a bigger smile

:P

how is that going? :hug:

[auntAgonist]

65. really ..

quite well, thank you :)

-80 and counting! Unbelievable. And I feel very good, energetic and healthy. I'm truly blessed.

How are YOU doing Progmom? I haven't been around much, I hope all is well with you and yours.

[progmom]

69. I am doing well.

Headed to bed shortly. Just gave someone advice - that sleeping helps mental acuity. Suddenly realized the source of my boneheadedness recently. :eyes: Oy.

Really glad to hear your results. :hug:

[auntAgonist]

71. glad to hear,

sleep well :)

[Lilyhoney]

68. Here is me and my family.

[progmom]

73. anatomically correct and everything!

:spray: :rofl:

[Lilyhoney]

78. Minus the anatomically correct parts,

I have drawn this picture for as long as I can remember.

The funny thing is that I am an artist and I just recently finished an oil pastel portrait of myself that looks great. Yes that one too is a/c.

[sundog]

74. an oldie but goodie

this is me circa 1992

[progmom]

76. i love that one

you are a God among men.

[sundog]

80. i'm too tired to make a new one

:P

fucking long day...

my ass is getting nailed this weekend *yawn*

[Scout1071]

75. I need some practice with MS Paint, but here you go:

Me at work. That's my cell phone and a cup of coffee.



Edited for linkless viewing.

[progmom]

77. excellent!

i should have included a cup of coffee and a bottle of water on my desk! and a huge pile of CDs....!

[Rabrrrrrr]

79. You look kinda like darla there - you are WAY more beautiful than that!

And I mean that.

Love the lava lamp, though.

And you're right, Mac users are communists. Probably eat kittens, too.

[progmom]

81. thank you, lovely rabrrrrrr

where is your self-portrait? i know you are an artist and all, but could you lower yourself to this task? please? :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

82. I don't have any way of posting it

and I don't have the time. I'm packing for my trip for which I leave in seven hours. No, make that 6.75 hours.

[progmom]

83. oh - that's right.

one of these days i will talk you through a photobucket sign-up. :hi:


have a grrrrrreat trip! :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

86. I have a photobucket account that I used long time ago for something,

but I found it a pain in the ass.

What I need to remember to do is re-register my domain again, so I can use rabrrrrrr.com like I used to.

:P

[WCGreen]

85. Here it is

Took more like five minutes....




I'm feeling very dark tonight.......


Had a salad with shredded corned beef and mozz cheese for dinner....

Some kind of wierd deconstructed rueben,,,,,,,,


PSWSSTTTTT

Balsamic Vinegar does not, I repeat does not go well with corned beef......

[progmom]

87. awesome pic!!

sorry about your dinner. :(

[WCGreen]

88. It was alright though

The company was good....

I just love your posts, BTW. You have a wierd outlook on life.....

You must be the cool mom in the neighborhood......

[CanuckAmok]

89. That's me on the right:

[Maddy McCall]

90. Me reading a REALLY good PM

[WCGreen]

91. All right Ma'am, Pull over.....

There's a law against drinking and posting at the exact same time...

You gotta keep both hands firmly on the computer....

Step off of the ottoman and hand over your martini....

[Maddy McCall]

94. You'll pry my martini from my cold, dead hands!

:hi: WC

[WCGreen]

99. It's for your own good, ma'am...

Don't you know posting under the influence is just plain dangerous. Why I hear stories all the time, stories mind you, of have crazed drunken women writing crazy EMails to old lovers, crushes and the occassional fireman......

[Maddy McCall]

101. No worries.

I burn my bridges behind me. As for the firemen, well, THAT'S a novel idea! :think:

[CanuckAmok]

93. Oh, COOL!!

I'm gonna have a martini, now.

cin cin!

[Maddy McCall]

96. Glad I could inspire.

That's so funny! :D

[Lorien]

102. Very cute!

Is that a scotty at your feet?

[Maddy McCall]

110. That's Lucinda, my schnauzer.

But COOL that you realized it was a little terrier dog.

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

95. My very late night effort! Eeek!

[Maddy McCall]

98. Are those your new glasses?

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

100. Why yes, yes they are! :P

omg, i'm deliriously tired...i'm actually surprised it came out so well, all things considered! :D

[progmom]

117. most excellent!!

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

118. Yay! Haha!

I'm so glad you like it, even though it's scary bad! You're the best, progmom! :loveya:

[sniffa]

119. *sigh*

:loveya:

[Lorien]

97. Rough sketch the old fashioned way

this is how I always sit at my desk, which must be why my back hurts so much at night!

[WCGreen]

103. Dangerous Curves ahead.....

[Lorien]

106. I've done a lot of pin up illustration for various

clients, and that kinda comes out. ;-)

[WCGreen]

107. well, I for one feel that your clients are wondefull ; )

[Maddy McCall]

104. What a great drawing.

:D

[Lorien]

105. Thanks Maddy!

yours is really cute too!

[ghostsofgiants]

109. For a cartoon, you're pretty hot, haha

[Roland99]

111. [Butthead voice on]

Hey, bay-buh


Come to Butthead.








heh heh

[Dastard Stepchild]

108. I've never called myself an artist...

let's keep that in mind when letting our eyes feast upon my little marvel...

[blondeatlast]

113. Alrighty, then, the first known image of blondeatlast on DU...

Now that I've got a photobucket account, I promise a photo in the next photo thread!

The shoulders are NOT exaggerated, either--and that's my 'tiel, Scruffy, on the left one:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b200/la-ha-c/picmspaint.bmp

[dweller]

115. it's early...i haven't eaten yet, but here ya go

dp

[WCGreen]

116. I hope you fill out after you eat