Wisconsin man invents greatest gadget EVER!!!

[Archae]

Even better than the computer! :beer:

Former UW-Madison Student Invents 'Turbo Tap'
Tap Used At U.S. Cellular, Wrigley Fields

POSTED: 11:08 am CDT July 15, 2005

Bars all over the nation may never be the same thanks to the innovation of a Wisconsin man.

Ashwaubenon native Matt Younkle has invented a device called "turbo tap."

The turbo tap can pour draft beer in about two to three seconds. That is four times faster than a conventional tap.

Younkle said his invention has been several years in the making, and it all started back in his college days.

"As a student at the University of Wisconsin, I was waiting in a beer line that was moving way too slowly. I got to thinking about ways that I could make beer pour faster and move the line more quickly," Younkle said.

http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/4727969/detail.html

:D

[Droopy]

1. Yeah, but I bet the beer is all foam

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

5. Nope, perfect head

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/071405_ns_beer.html


Heh, I said "perfect head".

[RevCheesehead]

2. Now that's what I call Progressive Values!

:toast: "On, Wisconsin!" :toast:

[jane_pippin]

3. As Lewis Black said...

We're not alcoholics, we're professionals.



:toast:

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. I'm not impressed.

Now, if someone would come up with something that would open the bag of Doritos for you, **that** would be an invention.

[Archae]

6. Already got one.

:rofl: