hey DU. why the HELL aren't you over here mowing my lawn?

[matcom]

now I'M gonna have to do it x(

you PROMISED!

[Zuni]

1. you still haven't paid us from the last two times

:mad:

[matcom]

3. i just assumed you were doing it out of admiration

my bad :D

[achtung_circus]

2. I'm still waiting for the check from the last time.

It's in the mail? Riiiggghhhttt.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. beacuse i only mow in the nude

...and i'm afraid of mrs. matcom :P

[DS1]

5. If you like really wavey lines and sometimes circles

I'll be right over!

[matcom]

6. dude. if i had mown circles in my lawn...

you would STILL be sitting out there :D

[DS1]

8. My God

It's full of stars!

[arwalden]

7. I'll Do It...

... I love mowing the lawn! That's one of the highlights of my week! (Besides... riding my John Deere... with my matching green baseball cap, work boots, work gloves, work pants,... it makes me feel all BUTCH!)

[matcom]

9. Allen, i'm trying to picute you "all Butch"

:rofl:

:loveya:

[stellanoir]

10. crop circle coming right up

[jmm]

17. I'd get more creative with his lawn.

[Texasgal]

11. Well... truth is...

I am afraid to come over with all that naked-ness and spanking going on.

:P

[wellstone dem]

12. I'm on my way out, it'll just be a minute

I"m just stopping at the computer for a second to check into DU. I'll be out in minute, really.

[JimmyJazz]

13. Are you trying to say that the world's greatest husband

doesn't mow his own lawn? I think that's one sash you need to return post haste. :P

[zigster]

14. I'm just an armchair landscaper

My lawn mowing draft board never sent me the lawn mowing recruitment forms in the mail.

Since you support mowing your lawn, why arent you out there battling the crabgrass yourself?

Chickenhawk. ;-)

[In_The_Wind]

15. just because ~

if ya got sunshine ... I'm on the way

[GOPisEvil]

16. Yeah, your lawn boy Pitt is out of town, eh?

By the way, he's here. Had drinks with him last night. :beer:

[barb162]

18. don't you want some exercise?

[SOteric]

19. Sorry, kinda busy... how 'bout I send a goat?

That lawn will be history in no time flat.