I just caught my dad get all bent out of shape...

[Reverend_Smitty]

because he couldn't fit a frozen MICROWAVABLE pretzel in the toaster! When I suggested he put it in the microwave his response was..."oh yeah". I had to walk away...sometimes I worry because I came from that gene pool :crazy:

[kenny blankenship]

1. Well I guess it's better than

catching him masturbating.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. very true

:puke: :scared:

[OldEurope]

2. Be careful. My Grandfather nearly burned the house down

How old is your father ? I´m 46 and sometimes have difficulties to read the instructions on that food.
Don´t blame dad, blame Walmart or where ever he´s buying

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. no he's only 49

just has a fit of the stupids every now and then

[OldEurope]

7. That´s just what I wanted to explain:

Sometimes it´s not plain stupidity,
sometimes it´s too much technical development and too little types. And who would admit this at the age of under 50

[candy]

8. EVERYBODY had a fit of stupids now and then,probably even you.

[dajoki]

9. hey i'm 50 and i get the stupids...

way too often. sometimes i catch my wife or kids looking at me like they're thinking, what planet is he on. it happens.:shrug:

[Kerrytravelers]

4. Remember this: It's not the bush gene pool.

So, chances are you aren't a psychotic, homocidal maniac who will committ treason by lieing over reasons to go to war, thereby killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people, ruining millions of lives and inspiring hatred the world over for your arrogance, your biggotry, your lust for the almighty dollar and your bloodlust. You won't serve your "loyal" puppetmasters and reward those who committ your myraid of crimes with you against the good people of this globe. Your name won't be synonmous with evil.

Feel better now? :)

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I do

thanks :7