I hate underwear sizes.

[Deja Q]

You know, S, M, L where they come up with their own values for what means what. Everyone else says 34-36 is M. Calvin Klein says 32-34 is M. So what am I supposed to buy, and you know stores don't like it when you return this sort of clothing! :D

[Archae]

1. Try having a big waistline and a little ass.

I hate buying pants and underwear.

[Deja Q]

2. Try having a little waistline and a big ass.

When not looked at like a freak, I'm looked at as a piece of meat and you can guess where I go to get looked like that! :rofl: :crazy:

[Archae]

5. At the "meet" market, right?

:D

[jmm]

3. Most stores don't like it when you try them on either

I has the misfortune of working at a women's clothing store when the thong song came out. We had a policy of not letting women try on underwear so not only did I get to deal with people trying to sneak them into the fitting rooms but once they did many wanted to model thongs for me and get my opinion.

[Deja Q]

4. Well, I did buy both M and L and both fit well...

L is looser but both wear nicely...

[Lilyhoney]

6. And who the fuck is a size Zero?

Zero is not a size.

[sundog]

7. wear none - solve all your problems

[usedtobesick]

8. COMMANDO

is the way to go.

[Nikia]

9. I've forgotten how women's underwear are sized

If I remember right, they are not sized the same way as women's clothing. I have lost weight and don't know what size I am now.