Dumbest Product Warnings??

[Bleacher Creature]

I've gotta go with the one for birth control pills -- i.e. that they don't prevent STDs.

[Redstone]

1. On lawnmowers: CAUTION: ROTATING BLADES.

Or on fish hooks (really!): CAUTION: SHARP!

Redstone

[jmm]

2. The blow dryer warnings have to be the worst

How many morans have tried to use them internally while showering in their sleep?

[madeline_con]

12. while showering

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

3. I have a curling iron that--no joke--says:

"Do not use ON eyes."

It's a big, fat barrel, too, even if one was ignorant to try it, it wouldn't go around.

It was a cheapie, bought in an emergency to get ready for one of my bridesmaid stints, and I've kept it all these years because it's so damn funny.

[AmyDeLune]

4. DC Comics Prop Rings

The Green Lantern Ring-- "This ring does not give the wearer super powers."

The Legionnaire Flight Ring-- "This ring does not ennable the wearer to fly."

[Jara sang]

5. Frozen Pizza

Remove plastic and cook before eating

[evlbstrd]

7. Cook the plastic?

[madeline_con]

13. You don't want raw plastic!

:puke:

[jmowreader]

6. On a window screen

"This screen will not prevent a child from falling out the window."

On the new roof coating we just got in: "Not for use on driveways."

On a flea collar: "Do not eat."

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. I loved two...

On a milk carton, it said 'May cause choking'

and on a CD case it said 'May shatter and cause injury.'

Double ?

[NMMNG]

9. The ones on sleep aids like Lunesta, Ambien and Sonata

"This drug may cause drowsiness"

Captain Obvious asks: Isn't that the whole point???

[NeoTraitors]

10. My friend bought a nail gun and it came with an instruction

picture of what not to do. It showed person holding the gun up to his head with a big NO slash through it. Thanks for the advice guys!

[madeline_con]

11. May cause rectal bleeding...

Open carefully, product will be HOT.

Do not drink.

[Bleacher Creature]

14. New one -- lighter fluid.

WARNING: Contents flammable.