hey Matcom,. why the HELL aren't you over here vacumming

[LynneSin]

You complain enough about carpeting that as far as other DUers who have visited me here have said is pretty darn clean!

:loveya:

[matcom]

1. i'm waiting for the Bobcat to arrive

your carpets are way BEYOND vacumming. time to "dig" them out of that funk :D

[LynneSin]

3. HEY!!! GOPisEvil AND Ramsey have seen my carpeting

and were satisfactory that they were clean!

[matcom]

5. funny.

i got a much DIFFERENT story from GOPisEVIL when he was here :P

[LynneSin]

6. bullcrap!!

He was just trying to be polite after you plied him full of alcohol and almost killed him just like you did with Mike Malloy!!

[matcom]

7. your just jealous

of the "Mike Malloy Assassin"

[Zuni]

2. I thinking he is selling stolen organs on the black market

a lot of people have been waking up missing a kidney or a lung in the greater Boston area lately :o

[SOteric]

4. I think Mrs. matcom has chained him to her front-loading washer

with a pile of grungy sweat socks and a metric ton of Tide.

[LynneSin]

8. Do you know what nickname Mrs. Matcom calls Matcom

:D

I do - she told me

:bounce:

[Zuni]

9. pee-wee?

:D

[matcom]

10. "Martha"

cause i should be in jail for all the women i have "wooed" :D

[LynneSin]

11. BECAUSE YOU DO ALL THE HOUSECLEANING & COOKING

!!!!!

[matcom]

12. oh yea. there is THAT

I AM THE BEST HUSBAND EVAH!!!! :bounce:

[Zuni]

14. just ask the ladies on that other site

they are craving a man like you

[LynneSin]

16. Ok, I won't argue with you there

but only because she's worth it!

[Zuni]

13. Good save

:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

15. Do you know what nickname DS1 calls Matcom...?

:D

[matcom]

17. he has so many

but "Ron Jeremy" is my personal fave