Favorite phrase by the Police

[arwalden]

Poll question: Favorite phrase by the Police

[Zuni]

1. "NOW you have a taillight out, smartass"*

mostly heard in the deep south

[otohara]

2. Don't Stand So Close To Me

[acmavm]

6. That was the first think I thought of too. That and the screech 'Roxanne'.

.

[liberalitch]

7. Too many cameras and not enough food

[MrSandman]

3. "Papers, please"...nt

[lumberingbear]

4. Two yeast and one raspberry filled.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. I'm not sure I've even SEEN a copycat poll before! Kudos!

:toast:

PS: Do you know how fast you were going?

[evlbstrd]

8. Is this your son?

Would you like us to cuff him?

[JimmyJazz]

9. You can't have sex here.

Not that that's ever happened to me, or anything :silly:

[bridgit]

10. "can i see the registration for that strap-on"

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

11. Again - not that this has ever happened to me, but did you ever notice

how they show up right afterward (like within 30 seconds). You don't think they're watching or anything do you? I mean, it is just a coincidence, right? :dunce:

[bridgit]

13. omg, i'm serious...

ya steam up 1/2 of 1 window and BAM! "drop your donuts it's an all points bulletin!!"

[JimmyJazz]

15. *snarf*

I hear ya, sista! Again, not that that's ever happened to me :D

[bridgit]

17. well, i...i mean of course, i...completely agree...

:hide: :rofl: O8)

[Shoeempress]

12. Do you know why I stopped you? Yea I can read minds or you think

I'm dumb enough to fess up to what I just did.

[stpalm]

14. Scum, freezebag! (nt)

[hickman1937]

16. "I'm going to let you go Ma'am, you've got enough problems."

Happened to me in May.

[lpbk2713]

18. POW!! ........ Stop or I'll shoot mofo!!

(An old Richard Pryor line)

[Maddy McCall]

19. Spread 'em!

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

20. or it's variation...

"assume the position..."

[Lilyhoney]

21. DOWN ON THE GROUND, DOWN ON THE GROUND. (nt)

[doc03]

22. Where's the fire?