Party at my apartment this week for shark week

[Zuni]

bring beer, ladies, pizza, reefer, disco balls, clown costumes, Xanax, mescaline, leather fetish gear, enema bags, ranch veggie dip, tuna casserole, handcuffs, underground porn and your REO Speedwagon records. and, at Progmom's request, Guacamole. Please bring Pico de Gallo, sour cream, refried beans and Tostitos (TM) as well, so we can make nachos. ;)

:hi:

Come one come all, and we will celebrate shark week in style.:D

[progmom]

1. zuni?

are you drunk?

[Zuni]

3. no, just brain damaged

:o

[progmom]

16. you totally forgot the gaucamole

what were you thinking?

[Zuni]

22. good call

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue :P

[WCGreen]

2. Bring on the Chud.......

[supernova]

4. Umm... REO Speedwagon

definitely NOT sexy. :P

[Zuni]

12. What if I ask for Toto records instead?

:shrug:

[Tallison]

37. Kinda partial to Billy Ocean.

[sundog]

43. Night Ranger is much sexier than REO Speedwagon

everyone knows that :P

[Zuni]

52. oooh, Night Ranger

some people try to forget Night Ranger

[JVS]

5. Are you serious?

*Mentally calculates cost of gas to make the trip as well as beer expenses*

[Zuni]

23. LOL

:rofl:

[LynzM]

6. Hrm....

bring beer - can do

ladies - I can bring myself, does that count?

pizza - can do

reefer - could do

disco balls - I have christmas tree ornaments that are little disco balls, would that work? ;)

clown costumes - nope

Xanax - nope

mescaline - nope

leather fetish gear - nope

enema bags - nope

ranch veggie dip - can do

tuna casserole - can also do

handcuffs - check :evilgrin:

underground porn - don't have any... yet?

REO Speedwagon records - don't have any of those, either.

Geez, I guess I'm not really that prepared to bask in the glory that is Shark week. Harrumph. :evilfrown:

[Zuni]

8. that is good enough

you don't need to bring everything on the list. Someone else will bring the REO speedwagon

:hi:

[LynzM]

13. Ok, cool

Count me in! :bounce:





:rofl:

[sundog]

35. disco balls!

we can aim flashlights at the christmas ornaments :bounce:

[LynzM]

65. Excellent!

I've got purple, silver, green, red, and blue, at least....

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Lose the clown costumes...and I'm there!

:+ =

[Zuni]

10. clowns are scary

:yoiks:

but the kids will love 'em! :D

[progmom]

11. yeah, and uh...the enema bags?

:wtf:

[Zuni]

14. you will understand soon enough, little one

;):hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

20. the boy's not right...

if he's mean to you, tell me, and I will give him one of these:



I already gave him one earlier for Maddy...

[Zuni]

21. I am looking out for Progmom's best interests

sometimes I have to use "tough love" ;)

[sundog]

9. i wish please may can i bring my olivia newton-john records?

:bounce:

[Zuni]

18. of course. Make sure you do not forget Grease

:D

Besides, since it is a shark week party, it is in your honor

[sundog]

27. she's from aww-stray-ya... where the white shaak leeves

[bicentennial_baby]

29. .....

:rofl:

[LynzM]

31. LMAO

Nicely done! :)

[no name no slogan]

15. Wow, sounds like my kinda par-tay

are you gonna flood the place, so it feels like a real live shark tank?

[Zuni]

24. Good idea

;)

[LeftyMom]

17. Can I just bring a Scalloped Hammerhead costume

with candy-collecting chum bucket instead?

[Zuni]

19. ok

that works for me

[In_The_Wind]

25. I'll bring Pico de Gallo

and the leather fetish gear

[sundog]

34. what kind of

fetish gear? :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

40. do you really

want details

[sundog]

41. haha of course

[In_The_Wind]

42. thread locking risk

various leather garments, velvet ropes, feathers, soft floggers, silk scarves .....

[sundog]

44. ha!

:P

[In_The_Wind]

45. I'll see your *ha* and raise you one

[Maddy McCall]

26. I'll be wearing this!

[sundog]

28. and mine!

:bounce:

[Maddy McCall]

30. I love that!

That is one cool shark costume! :D

[Zuni]

53. hahahaha

:spray:

[Zuni]

51. You will be the highlight of the party

:D

[El Fuego]

32. Since it's shark week, I will bring SUSHI!

So we can eat raw tuna just like the sharks do.

[sundog]

33. just like the sharks!

:bounce:

[Zuni]

57. sharks like the rolls and the wasabi

:P

[El Fuego]

64. sharks gotta have wasabi

[terrya]

36. I can bring the Tangeray and Tonics!

Since well, that IS the perfect summer drink. :-)

[sundog]

38. terry's coming!

:bounce:

i'll alert the paparazzi! :P

[terrya]

39. And here I was hoping to sneak in...

No need to alert the paparazzi, sundog. As long as I get to hang out with some cool people...most definitely including you...that's the only thing I care about. :-)

[Zuni]

61. don't worry about the press

I'll tip them off that Brittany Spears is walking around in Daisy Dukes and a shirt that doesn't fit over her pregnant belly while smoking a cigar :D

[Zuni]

54. I no likey no gin

I'll have vodka tonics instead

[seemunkee]

46. Enema bags?

Sounded pretty good until I got that

[sundog]

47. zuni's in therapy for that... he'll be back in a few hours

:P

[Zuni]

58. No, tonight I just passed out from huffing cleaning products

therapy is Tuesdays :silly:

[no name no slogan]

48. I will bring the cowbell

Because everybody knows this par-tay will need more cowbell

[FuzzySlippers]

49. One obvious item you forgot

are the shark steaks.

[sundog]

55. you have the most evil sig line ever in history since the beginning

of all of recorded time :P

[Zuni]

56. LMAO

:rofl:

[sundog]

59. she's a WITCH!

a heretic!

[Zuni]

60. burn her!

[sundog]

62. FuzzySlippers to the stake!!!

:nuke:

[tigereye]

73. party boy!

I am oddly in the mood for just that kind of gathering.

[FuzzySlippers]

76. Hey! It's me you're talking about burning!

What did I ever do to you?:cry:

[sundog]

77. it's not what you did... it's what you stand for

:P

[LeftyMom]

50. It's on! nt

[Kathleen04]

63. Candygram..

[In_The_Wind]

66. *giggle*

[Scout1071]

67. Did somebody say Shark week?

[sundog]

68. no, you're imagining things

:P

[In_The_Wind]

69. don't go in there !

[Scout1071]

70. FYI - I'm in the first boat.

Nearly pissing myself.

[In_The_Wind]

71. I seem to remember you saying those are your children with you.

scary story for them to tell when they're back at school again:wow:

[Scout1071]

72. For clarification:

They are actually two much younger little brothers. However, I am certainly old enough to have mothered them both!

[In_The_Wind]

74. oops .. I'm so sorry * having a senior moment*

:blush:

[Scout1071]

75. Puh-lease......

No worries. Like I said, at 22 yrs their senior, I'm definitely old enough to have spawned them!