does it feel like that time again? have a problem?

[chickenscratching]

please, ask ....possibly, i'll even answer.....pretend i'm like a magic 8 ball...and i'll take you away.

[chickenscratching]

1. seriously? that's the best you could do?

is the ephereal cscratch nomore? "all i can this about is eggsalad" like in eggcellent!!!

[tyedyeto]

2. My coffeemaker just won't get on the stick this morning

and make me some coffee.

What do I do?

[chickenscratching]

7. lets see

tea bag it?

what zat song? "tea baggers delite?" :shrug:

[Zuni]

3. uh-oh. now my pants are chafing. I think I'll take them off

:P

:hi: chickenscratching!

[chickenscratching]

8. good!!!

crotch rot isn't very pleasant (i hear) .... muhalo zuni!!!! :hi:

[swag]

4. Should I take that trip next weekend, oh scratchin' 8 ball?

[swag]

6. Scratchin' 8 ball has me on the "pay no mind" list.

Scratchin' 8 ball has posted and run.

This device isn't helping me solve anything.

[chickenscratching]

9. my darling swag!!!!

i do pay you mind! :hug: if you need anything, PM me!!! :hi:

[swag]

15. Hi, Hi!

Thanks for the PM.

As you know, I was just flipping you shit and wasting O2.

Hi!

[chickenscratching]

20. keep yer chin up!

:patriot:

[Mutley]

5. Where've you been?

Good to see you back! :hi:

[chickenscratching]

10. my beautiful mutley!!!

it's great to see you too my dear! :hug: how are the animals??

[BlueIris]

11. In which profession will I locate my next job, eight ball?

Come on...tell me...

[chickenscratching]

12. how bout......a pirate!!!

"rated RRRR" :rofl: seriously? go to: craigslist.com (or org. :shrug:)

[chickenscratching]

14. how bout a tyrant?

:shrug:

[Democracy White]

13. Oh will I, will I ever have a lesbian lover?

I'm soooo lonely...


Dee

[chickenscratching]

17. it's very possible!

im sorry that you're lonely. :( do you have any pets?

[Democracy White]

41. No no pets

nothing. Not until I move out of daddy's house. I'm on a waiting list for some subsidized apartments though.

Dee

[progmom]

16. My problem: I cannot depend on one of my favorite DUers to post regularly

she keeps disappearing for days and weeks on end.
















and my head hurts.

[chickenscratching]

18. oh baby doll!

:progmom: it's good to hear from yoU!!! what kind of pain? :(

[progmom]

22. cscratch!!!! soooo nice to see you!!!

here's the link to my silly story

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3668489

[chickenscratching]

25. nyquil, chickennoodles soup, cheeeeeba!

and of course, my love baby doll! :hug:

[no name no slogan]

19. Should I change my name to Turd Ferguson? (nt)

[chickenscratching]

21. more like shirt moccasin!

:rofl: sorry, old joke. :eyes:

[no name no slogan]

24. LOL! Here's another: will I ever find true love? Under which rock?

:D :hi:

[chickenscratching]

26. the rock in my stomach!

oh you akke me swooooon!!! :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

28. Is it my rakish good looks, my charming personality, or my fat wallet?

;)

[chickenscratching]

29. fat challot?

what? sorry, im a bit deaf SIR!

[no name no slogan]

42. Who said Gene Shallot was fat?

Goofy-looking, yes; fat, maybe?

[chickenscratching]

44. which again, leads us back to the ever popular

"scat" :eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Should I go to the store and buy a slushie?

[chickenscratching]

27. well,slushies dooo kick ass

depends...what kind is your fav?

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Sour strawberry

So very delicious.

[chickenscratching]

32. bleck!@

wel, i guess you can have your flavors and i can have mine. :9 you should do it!

[ghostsofgiants]

35. You don't know what you're missing

But I think I might shortly.

[RandomKoolzip]

30. My eyes smell.

They smell like baby poo. What's up with that?

[chickenscratching]

33. my darling koolzip!

you poor lad. i don't know what's up with that. you been doing a lot of ass kissing lately? :eyes: :hi: muhalo rkz

[RandomKoolzip]

36. Hulloo! Hulloo!

Wait, it's not my eyes. It's my eyebrows. (sniff) Ewww. What the hell have I been eating lately?

[chickenscratching]

38. scat?

:puke:

[RandomKoolzip]

40. No, that's just grody.

French's mustard?
Kiev Chicken?
Flourless Sak-rete cake?
Groat muscles under glass?
Baby poo?

[chickenscratching]

43. its all greek to me grasshoppah....

;)

[sundog]

34. the voices are talking to us loud

:7

[chickenscratching]

37. this loud?

or thisssss loud?? :muhalo: sundog

[sundog]

39. they stopped and turned into color

[chickenscratching]

45. what are we talking abotu again?

:shrug: