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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:22 AM
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Shit. A Freeper singlehandedly dismantles Rovegate. It's going nowhere.
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 12:23 AM by Goldmund
DFU SONG: Mandy (Bwahahahahaha.....Matt Cooper sings to his burqa wearing wife)

To the tune of "Mandy" by Barry Manilow

Last week while we were in bed
"Let's get Karl Rove," you said
We can pull it off...the press will play
What we start, I know, won't go away

Together we'd be helping Hillary
We'd set it up easily
Wilson will comply...and so will his wife
For the RNC, we'd cause so much strife

Oh, Mandy...you must put on that leather pink burqa
It's not my fault, you know
Oh, Mandy...even with Viagra, it won't work-a
If you let your face show...oh, Mandy

True believers, that we are
We'll be following her star
We'll do anything...unfair or not
She'll be fixing it, if we get caught

And so, let's try to get our stories straight
This is gonna be so great
Let's set our course...I'm so tired of losing
There's no dirty trick that we won't be using

Oh, Mandy...you must put on that leather pink burqa
It's not my fault, you know
Oh, Mandy...even with Viagra, it won't work-a
If you let your face show...oh, Mandy

All the Democrats will stand up screaming
Voters will not know that we have been scheming

Oh, Mandy...you must put on that leather pink burqa
It's not my fault, you know
Oh, Mandy...even with Viagra, it won't work-a
If you let your face show

Oh, Mandy...you must put on that leather pink burqa
It's not my fault, you know
Oh, Mandy...even with Viagra, it won't work-a
If you let...your face show

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1445115/posts
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hippiepunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:25 AM
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1. Cooper's wife isn't even involved
He's either high or insane.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:26 AM
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2. he's likely both...
:silly:
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:27 AM
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5. They're being good little footsoldiers.
Rove attacked Wilson's wife, so they're trying to emulate him.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:28 AM
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6. Oh haven't you heard?
The RW is up in arms because Cooper's wife worked for the Clintons.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:26 AM
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3. too bad this isn't an mp3
I'd put it on my Insane Music Program..
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:27 AM
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4. They are the worst parody writers ever
NONE of their songs ever make any sense or even fit the music. This is one of the worst.
:puke:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:32 AM
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9. They certainly cant be worse than the Apologetix...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 04:49 PM
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13. Ewwww
All of 50,000 fans. Hard to believe.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:42 AM
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11. Because mocking democrats, liberals, progressives, intelligent people...
Will always come off as stupid. :)
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Lord_StarFyre Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:28 AM
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7. More Steaming Piles of FREEKER Dung
...fresh from the double wide of Dork from Upland...

Someone should tell this toothless trailer trash to STFU
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:30 AM
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8. Doug The Slug of Upland ....
Why darken OUR doorstep with this foulness ?
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 12:35 AM
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10. Any modern song lyrics which include "strife" are automatic losers.
They should have rhymed "life" with "knife":

Wilson will comply...and so will his wife
We'll get the RNC like we're Mac the Knife


Total tripe. Who the hell says "strife" anymore :eyes:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 04:51 PM
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14. I'm willing to dispute that
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 01:07 AM
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12. Oh spare me
Like a Freeper could singlehandedly dismantle a cardboard box let alone the Rove treason.

I hope this lyricist wannabe doesn't quit his day job--those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:01 PM
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15. Oh, Doug, Doug, Doug...
Tha'ts particularly dreadful even by YOUR standards.

Gyack. Blech. Ptooie.

Redstone
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wallwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:08 PM
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16. Freeping with the enemy.
Next time you put up a parody, be sure that it's good.

Y'know, it's not impossible to make fun of us Dems. It just ought to be funny if you do it....
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Tyrone Slothrop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 08:48 PM
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17. Ole Freeper Doug's a big Manilow fan, is he? n/t
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 08:56 PM
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18. God, every time they type they prove how stupid they are.
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 08:57 PM by RetroLounge
From the 101st fighting keyboard chickenhawk division:

*********************
To: doug from upland
Dude...you're my hero...can I have your beer?

Seriesly...these demorats ARE getting more and more truly EVIL in their hatred for our country and our President. They just make it up and say ANYTHING they want now, they KNOW the MSM isn't going to challenge them in ANY way...

**********************

Fucking Morans...

RL
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