everyone is well aware that DU has a search feature right?

[matcom]

i'm just askin'

[DS1]

1. Is that where I can post a picture?

and how do I make a black and white picture full color in Photoshop.

I just bought it yesterday, but it didn't come with any manuals. Help!

[matcom]

3. how do i make a post?

:shrug:

[DS1]

4. Will I need to buy a hole digger?

[Fenris]

2. How do I post a message on DU?

I'm confused.

[bicentennial_baby]

5. why do you spell it 'moran'??

:P

[auntAgonist]

6. will it help me find my car keys?

[bicentennial_baby]

7. can anybody tell me where the Gallery is?

:rofl:

[Telly Savalas]

8. Wasn't there a thread about this over the weekend?

Can you provide a link to it?

[yvr girl]

9. Will it help me find the meaning of life?

Or my address book?

[hfojvt]

47. I got 1211 responses from the last two years in the lounge

but here it is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=212848

unless it has something to do with this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=109302

[kick-ass-bob]

10. Hey! I just found this neat news story...

should I post it? It's about a man and his horse.

:bounce:

[tyedyeto]

11. Will it help me find my lost housekey?

[Cannikin]

12. I'd contact the admins about this post, but I dont know how

[In_The_Wind]

13. what's your point

[terrya]

14. I'm also aware that DU has an ignore function.

:-)

[OKNancy]

15. For me --- I vote KICK

[ProfessorGAC]

16. What's A Search?

Start at the very beginning and type slowly. I'm a slow learner.

The Professor

[bicentennial_baby]

17. Can you make me an avatar?

How do I shrink this picture? Can you type it out in minute detail, 'cause I can't do it!!! :cry:

[tyedyeto]

19. Don't ask me cuz I don't know how

And never tried to. I just use what Skinner, EarlG and Elad gave us.

[Burma Jones]

18. What's the Gold Star mean? Is it about the military?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

20. What's a freeper?

[Fenris]

21. What does IMHO mean?

[Clintmax]

22. In My Humble Opinion n/t

[Fenris]

23. I was being sarcastic.

I know what it means.

[kick-ass-bob]

46. what does sarcastic mean?

:rofl:

[LincolnMcGrath]

24. Does this website have a search feature?

Or perhaps some archives for me to read through?

[Trigger Hippie]

25. It does?

Where can I find it???

:crazy:

:silly:

[sniffa]

26. using the search function is a sign of weakness

Like using your bLinker when making a turn.

[jonnyblitz]

27. why do they call him/her tweety/pickles? nt

[Kathleen04]

28. Who's this matcom guy??

??

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Why does sniffa capitalize his 'L's?

and why do you hate America?

[sniffa]

33. why does the DUer, 'ignore' appear on aLmost every thread

and i can't view his profiLe.

[blondeatlast]

30. What does n/t mean? nt

[RandomKoolzip]

31. Why is my tooter sore?

[Zomby Woof]

32. Why do you hate America?

:P

[LynneSin]

34. You didn't - you posted the Village People arrest even though...

..I beat you like 2 days to the article

So there

:P

[JimmyJazz]

35. Is this where I apply for a toaster oven?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

36. No, to apply for a toaster oven you need to send a PM to Misunderestimator

m'kay!

[JimmyJazz]

37. What does PM stand for?

:P

[LynneSin]

41. Page Misunderestimator

Geez, are you a freaking freeper or something!!!!

:crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

43. ALERT! ALERT! BTW - Where's the alert button on this thing?

[LynneSin]

44. give it up honey

:P

[chickenscratching]

38. i hear they have a jackovv feature!

you wicked pissa you. muhalo, matcom!

[billyskank]

39. But how do I post a poll?

[progmom]

40. Yeah, but I'm lazy and my head hurts.

link?

[no name no slogan]

42. I lost my virginity. Can it help me find it?

Enquiring minds want to know

[SOteric]

49. No. But

if you spend enough time here, you might be able to grow it back.

:hi:

[sakabatou]

45. Yes...

Now, can it find my missing socks... or my dog's brain

[Democracy White]

48. Can it help find my brain??

I lost it and I can't seem to find it. I can't think of where I last left it cuz ummm... I lost my thinking organ!!!


Dee

[Arugula Latte]

50. What does DU stand for?

[Arugula Latte]

51. Why do you think they call it "dope"?

[Arugula Latte]

52. Why do birds appear everytime you are near?