Arms for Camilla's 58th birthday

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Arms for Camilla's 58th birthday
By a Correspondent
Times


The Duchess of Cornwall has been granted a royal coat of arms, Clarence House said. The design, right, in bright blue, red, gold and green, shows both the coat of arms of her husband, the Prince of Wales, and her father, Major Bruce Shand.

A central shield is flanked by the “Royal lion supporter” from the Prince’s arms on the left, while on the right is a boar taken from Major Shand’s arms. The new

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1. New Coat of Arms for Camilla:

Clarence House, Sunday 17 July 2005 (Associated Mess) Prince Charles's office announced today that a new design for an official Coat of Arms has been submitted to the College of Arms for Camilla, femme en titre of the Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain.

Based entirely on events in her colourful life, the new heraldic emblem features the official logo of the KGB held aloft in the hand of a masked female sniper standing outside the Libyan embassy in London, her booted left leg crushing a woman police officer who has been gunned down at point blank range.

A Riggs Bank cheque book and credit card are depicted on the left hand corner of the Arms shield, connected at one end to an oil pipeline in Ken Lay's back yard featuring the corporate sign for 'Enron' and at the other, an insignia showing the official heraldic medal of the Vatican's Sacred Military Constantinian Order of Papal Whores, Nazi Worshippers and Holocaust Deniers. A Saudi Arabian Central Bank Letter of Credit and Promissory Note from Prince Bandar for $5billion lies beneath a stylised map of the Shitt el Arab region of the Persian Gulf which the Enron oil pipeline crosses. This is flanked by an official CIA mugshot of Vladimir Putin who is seen siphoning off excess petroleum spirit from the pipe and feeding it to the North Korean Ambassador to the United Nations.

In the centre of the Coat is a minature portrait of Camilla's little known elder brother Lord Black of Cross Harbor festooned with heraldic regalia and P2 Lodge masonic portraits of the late Queen Mother, Margaret Thatcher and 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi. They are each shown holding a copy of the Bible while swearing an oath at the Royal Courts of Justice, with fingers of the left hand crossed behind their backs. This grouping is emblazoned with Prince Charles's official personal ribbon "The Lying Rampant" which encircles a picture of Buckingham Palace.


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2. They could've gone with almost anything else! Hair, teeth...

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3. Bring back the Stuarts....

they had more class, and style. :evilgrin: