ladies, if you don't want me staring at your ass.....

[matcom]

don't wear cute hot-pink short shorts with "South Beach" printed on them. you see, i'm a reader. :evilgrin:

damn, grocery shopping in the summertime can be terribly fun :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Reading is FUNdamental.

:7

[Lord_StarFyre]

2. hehehehehe

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. I love the feigning of offense!

You wear something that attracts attention to your body and then you get pissed when someone pays attention? :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. Hey, someone should add that to "the rules!"

Wait, did I say that?!!? :o

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

21. LMAO!

:rofl:

[matcom]

5. .

:rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

[progmom]

6. you should talk

:9

[matcom]

9. HA!!

:rofl:

[DS1]

7. Just make sure you're over 18 before you slip those things on, however

That way I can look longer, guilt free :D

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Some "hot pink" aspects of summer I can do without.

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

11. I don't think

I've ever seen saggy pit moobs before.

That's pretty scary.

[MissB]

13. Pit moobs?

:spray:

That took a minute to deciper, but when I figured it out.... :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

14. .

:spray:

[Kraklen]

15. That could be a lot worse.

Thank god it was a pair of hot pink baggy trunks.

[XNASA]

10. That doesn't explain why you were staring at my ass.

:patriot:

[Archae]

12. Or worse yet...

When a well-endowed woman wears something with cleavage down to THERE...then bitches about me staring at it.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

16. Ooh ohh....

:popcorn:

[ghostsofgiants]

20. I've got marshmallows if you want them...

Things should heat up any second now.

[LynneSin]

17. When did you learn to read

:shrug:

[MissB]

18. He got caught

trying to sound out the words.

[kmla]

19. She didn't take offense until he tried reading it by Braille....

... just to double check.

[matcom]

23. i got REALLY stuck on the "B"

:D

[SarahB]

22. I've never worn shorts like that.

So you're saying you've never chcked out my ass? :P

[matcom]

24. if you can read this....

your too close! :bounce:

[redqueen]

25. No, those words are there specifically to ensure you DO look.

Enjoy!

[TrogL]

26. I saw a really great T-shirt

Basically a paragraph of text that any compulsive reader would take the time to wade through until you got to the bottom where it said ... "and stop staring at my tits".

[MercutioATC]

27. T-shirt seen on a female employee at my friend's business:

(he always manages to hire attractive young women with great physiques)

"My face is up here" (with an arrow pointing up)

[Moderator]

28. Locking.

No Sex Threads.