Get Skinner To Notice This Thread

[MrScorpio]

Do and say anything to get him in this thread to say "Hi!"

Get to work guys!

[The Traveler]

1. Skinner, I am slamming beers until you say hi.

It is more fun than holding my breath. :evilgrin:

Oh, and by the way, if ya don't, next time you unleash Grovelbot, well, I have impact wrenches ... :evilgrin:

[Bucky]

35. Skinner, I am slamming BEARS until you say hi

Bring it on, punk!

No, you take dat!

Wait, why can't we be friends?










(sucker)

[The Traveler]

55. Tried it

Didn't work out too well. Bears are, big, man. And tough. And don't take very well to being slammed. Dude, what a dumb idea.

[Deja Q]

2. Aren't sex threads disallowed?

:spray:

[evlbstrd]

4. Hey, Hypno...

weren't you having a stroke or something?

[lastknowngood]

3. Skinner wears army boots!!!!!!!!!!!!

n/t

[mtnester]

6. Uh, I thought his mother did?

:)

[rfranklin]

5. I heard Skinner has a twelve-inch dick...

Really! A one-foot tall replica of Cheney!

[Vektor]

39. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

That rules.

[Kerrytravelers]

7. Skinner's really a freeper using DU as a cover to find us all

and have us deported to them libural, commie countries with socialists... like Old Europe.

[no name no slogan]

8. All you gotta do is hit alert

....like, 30 times or so, and he's bound to show up

:P

[MrScorpio]

9. Alert on me

That's rich

[TreasonousBastard]

29. Done...

and you won't know when, but you will know why...

[Maddy McCall]

10. I have kidnapped Romeo and I will not return him until Skinner says hi.

It worked last time. :D

[leftofthedial]

11. blair and bush were behind the London Bombings

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[jmm]

17. How did they find the time to do that when

they've been so busy planning the next tsunami?

:hide:

[leftofthedial]

20. ah, see. That's the beauty of their plan.

The London bombings CAUSE the next tsunami.

(I haven't figured out exactly how yet, but remember you heard it here first.)

[brainshrub]

12. Perhaps a mod will post a link for Skinner in the mod-forum?

But what kind of mod would do such a thing?

:shrug:

[Robb]

13. The first DU admin to respond to my post wins

... a super-secret, double dingbat prize! :D

[RevCheesehead]

14. OK: Season 1 of "Fat Actress" is out on DVD.

I saw it in the store, and thought of Skinner. Well, I thought of certain others first, then I thought of Skinner. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

15. Oooh, you are a rabble rouser, aren't you?

:hi:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

16. and damned proud of it!

Hi, sweetie :hi:

There it was - sitting on the shelf at ShopKo. Isn't it a little too soon to be releasing it on DVD? :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

21. ShopKo?

I figured it would be on special at Farm & Fleet..

RL

[RevCheesehead]

22. Nah - we Cheeseheads are sensitive about our weight.

They'd probably wonder "why would anyone want to act fat?"

[RetroLounge]

24. well, we are sensitive people here in the upper midwest...

:D

RL

[alarcojon]

Hey Rev

Do you live anywhere near Eau Claire?

[RevCheesehead]

62. I used to....

I'm east of Green Bay now, on the Lake. But my last church appointment was in Eau Claire, 2 years ago.

[alarcojon]

63. The UU?

[RevCheesehead]

65. Nope - United Methodist.

Lake Street UMC - the big one downtown. I was the associate pastor.

[In_The_Wind]

18. think this might help ??? huh .. do ya

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[Lilyhoney]

19. There once was a DU moderator named Skinner,

Whom the Lounge thought was a winner,
He would lock your threads and make tombstone beds,
Oh how we love that DU moderator named Skinner.

[biscodawg]

23. Hay skinner

we know you have nothing better to do than respond to some thread in the lounge about you OMG lolz!!!11 :eyes: x1000

[graywarrior]

25. ??

[rug]

26. chicken

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Attn: Mr. Scorpio

We are all sleeping.

NOT!

[MrScorpio]

31. Who sleeps at this hour?

This is when the fun starts

[swag]

28. Who's Skinner?

[Writer]

30. Hello, this is Skinner

I am borrowing Writer's account for a while. Didn't want to seem to forward. We met for drinks this evening. Great chick.

Anyway, I wanted to take a moment to say something to you, Mr. Scorpio.

And that is, "Kiss me."

Skinner

[MrScorpio]

32. Aw, shucks...

*kicking the dirt*

[Writer]

34. *Puckers up*

:loveya:

[spacelady]

33. We need a list for how skinner should treat us!

#1. SKinner (Oops I'll start, ok?).........SWinner,, I mean Skinner should always respect everything we say 'cuz it's in the First AMENDMENT. SORRY CAPS ON. 'Member when Skinner was like us? Me either.

[NMMNG]

36. Hey Skinner, Look at my breasts!

[Radio_Lady]

37. Oh, nice breasts! We could have fried them on the sidewalk today

in Portland, Oregon. (Or at least grilled 'em on the barbecue -- except for the fact that they were painting the outside of our house so we went out to eat...oh, but I'm running on so...)

Skinner is sleeping. I think he is a member of my family anyway.
I have a son named DAVID and a husband named ALLEN. Is that close enough?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

59. Hey there, Radio_Lady!

I'm thread-jacking, but it's in a very good cause: I LOVE your new picture, and I keep forgetting to compliment you on it...did you take it? Even if you didn't, it's wonderful!

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

60. Hi, Peggy -- thanks for the compliment!

This "green trail" photo, as well as the one I posted tonight as "one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen" -- are both from Comcast.net. They post a new photo every day and many of them are just gorgeous. I hope they're in the public domain and I don't get trampled for using them.

Thanks for the compliment.

You can see some of the photos I've taken (with out little Olympus camera, and scanned in from actual processed photos) at:

http://www.photosig.com/go/mysig

There aren't many, because photosig has so many people affiliated with it who are professionals that I found myself defending what we had done because of imperfections.

However, there are four or five shots that I think are pretty nice. I want a digital camera, my husband is wedded to the Olympus and developing the shots overnight at Walgreen's. So be it for now...

In peace,

Radio Lady

[CaliforniaPeggy]

61. I saw your peacock, and commented on it as well...wonderful! nt

[LynneSin]

45. Not as nice as my hooters!!

[NMMNG]

57. Now that's a nice pair of hooters!

:silly:

[hfojvt]

38. I expect a hetero guy would notice one of these ladies

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3595030

It even has yivvers with bad hair and a hang-over :o , but technically it is not really THIS thread.

Skinner, et. al. were all over the shadow ATA thread a few days ago. The harder task is to get grovelbot to notice us and say :hi:

For that we probably need Jack Black and his school of rock audience to plead our case.

[Swamp Rat]

40. HAHA! ... Now I'm on this thread!

:D


http://www.bartcop.com/1582.htm

[MrScorpio]

41. Still no Skinner

Try harder!

[SmileyBoy]

42. Hey Skinner, I slept with your MOM!!!

:D:D:D

[MrScorpio]

43. Where's Skinner?

You guys have been laying down on the job.

[Dave Reynolds]

44. I'll try a "Warriors" reference.

Skinner, come out and play-ee-yayy.

(Clinking bottles)

[Debi]

46. Mr. Scorpio will donate to DU if Skinner posts on this thread....

:shrug: Good luck to you Mr. S!

[LynneSin]

47. If Skinner doesn't reply in 10 minutes I'm gonna post my bare, white ass

clock is now ticking

[Hugin]

48. With or without peanuts?

It's important!

Really!

[LynneSin]

49. The peanut is in my bra NOT down there

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

50. Well he ignored me so here it is....

my bear, white ass

My ,

[Shell Beau]

51. SKINNER! HELLOOOOOOO!

Where are you? Come in a join the fun. So we can give you one of these...

[Skinner]

52. *stumbles into thread, scratching head*

Blinks a few times. Cups hand over eyes and squints. Looks around room, confused. Clears thoat.

Did somebody say something?

[XemaSab]

53. Hey Skinner!

When are you going to let Elad out of the basement?????

[MissB]

54. pssst....

They may have all gone home for the day. Maybe they will be back this evening. :hi:

[redqueen]

56. .

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

58. Do you h8thegop?

Inquiring minds...

[Dukkha]

64. SKINNEEEEEEEEEEER!