I have a crush on a table at work...

[Tom Kitten]

It's a can of orange crush, to be exact...I bought it out of the vending machine thinking it would quench my thirst but it didn't so I set it on a table at work and forgot about it.

I imagine it will be flat by morning so of course the inevitable outcome will be yet another crush headed down the drain!

Things just didn't work out, our tastes didn't match...