My sister wins the Non Sequitur of the Day Award

[bertha katzenengel]

She wrote:

"How's Kathy's foot? I have a wart."

Post a non sequitur here.

[rfranklin]

1. Maybe they were playing footsie...

and that's how the warts spread.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. Heh. That would be some really long legs.

:hi:

[RedCloud]

5. Or by drawing straws!

Everyone knows that you get warts by spelling straw backwards.

[Hugin]

3. Karl Rove... Oh, look! Something shiny!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Your sister is bananas. People can and do use Linux to surf the Net! (nt)

[radwriter0555]

6. I'll continue a conversation from hours previous with people every now

and then... and oddly, a few of my friends get it. They totally keep up with me.

I think too hard and am attracted to bright shiny objects sometimes. Then I go around in a BIIIIIIIIG zig zag circular convolution and finally arrive at the idea or thought destination (unhurt) and finally make the point.

Yeah. Okay. I'm eccentric too.

But all the shrinks said I was perfectly normal.

[Hugin]

7. Yep, it's the journey... Not the destination.

[Merrick]

8. Fifty ducks in a small pond is a few too many

[demily]

9. Me (after I dyed my hair)

"Do you like my hair?"

My boyfriend's Response: "You have an eye booger."

Thanks :eyes: