OK! All these * jokes have inspired me to post this one from a dear

[CaliforniaPeggy]

friend of mine:


>Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
>surgeries they had performed.
>One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
>lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
>he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
>One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
>and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
>a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
>The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
>cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
>a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
>the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
>States."

[Immad2]

1. That's a good one! Thanks! n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You are so very welcome! I thought so as well...

Whew! I was beginning to think that everyone was too busy reading everybody else's threads to read and respond to my silly one...

:hi:

[ps1074]

2. Nice one, CaliforniaPeggy

:hi:

Here is one from me.

Matcom is out on the golf course and hits an errant tee shot that flies to the neighboring fairway, hitting a lawyer, who is out for a round as well. Matcom hurries over to see that the bloke is alright:

Matcom: Are you OK?

Lawyer: I'm a lawyer, son, and that's going to cost you five thousand pounds.

Matcom: But I yelled "Fore!"

Lawyer: I'll take it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. That is also very funny...thanks for sharing!

We need to laugh in the worst way...

:hi:

[BillZBubb]

5. Too true!