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The FIRST thing I do when Matcom comes home is make him put on the toga!

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:25 PM
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The FIRST thing I do when Matcom comes home is make him put on the toga!
Then I make him change into a thong without skid marks :evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:25 PM
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1. but WHERE is my SCOTCH bitch!
x(
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:27 PM
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2. Your scotch bitch is probably in fucking Scotland, you fucking bastard
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:30 PM
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3. FUCK!
that sucks x(
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:32 PM
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4. Yes, but do you make him wear his tocque?
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:32 PM
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5. perhaps a kilt would be more ethnocentrifically
appropriate???
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 04:33 PM
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6. but, don't you get tired of washing and ironing
all the California King sized sheets? :evilgrin:
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