Republican Dictionary def. Of Jesus Christ: funny!

[lildreamer316]

(Disclaimer: this is NOT a slam to the Christian bretheren here! Just funny)

Jesus Christ
1. The Son of God, who was born of a virgin, and sent to walk among mankind in order to spread the word of God, save the human race from damnation, and prevent same-sex couples from filing a joint income tax return.The Bible's New Testament is full of Jesus' teachings, but such passages are best avoided as they tend to be confusing and seemingly contradictory to the actions of Republican leaders. Therefore, all who seek the wisdom of Jesus Christ should depend solely on right-wing evangelists and Republican leaders to best understand His teachings.


http://www.republicandictionary.com/rd_j.shtml#jesuschrist

go check out other defs; hilarious!

[Initech]

1. Here's a good one - Focus On The Family

1. More appropriately called "Force It On The Family," the religious organization headed by Dr. James Dobson that lobbies government to ensure that the ludicrous notion that church and state should be separated is held in check, and that families all across America enjoy the benefits of living by Dr. Dobson's rules, whether or not they agree with him.