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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:01 PM
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Oral Roberts!
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:02 PM
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1. lol, oh memories.....
Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 08:03 PM by smbolisnch
My older sister used to smack me in the forehead and yell "healed!" When my grandma would have him on TV :rofl:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:04 PM
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Why is he lying down with the microphone?
:shrug:
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:05 PM
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3. Lol, I don't know, I never paid any attention!
Or maybe I'd have learned something :P
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:04 PM
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2. That isn't his real name, you know.
It's not common knowledge, but "Oral" is a nickname he got from the other boys working the men's room at the Greyhound station in Tulsa.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:25 PM
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4. wasn't there a joke that went something like...
"What do you call two homosexuals named Bob?"
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:27 PM
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5. Oh, hush - that IS his real name
His full legal name is Granville Oral Roberts.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:28 PM
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6. So I have an odd sense of humour.
Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 08:28 PM by Spider Jerusalem
Sorry, can't help it...
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:31 PM
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9. I gotcha
Don't have any love for the man, himself...

Hey, didn't he have to sell that City of Faith medical complex - you know, the one that the 900-foot Jesus told him to build - to Cancer Treatment Centers of America?
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:33 PM
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11. Yeah.
Forced due to massive debts and inability to continue operating...maybe that 900-foot Jesus was Loki in disguise?
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:28 PM
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7. Doesn't he have a brother Anal?
:evilgrin:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:30 PM
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8. and a twin sister Vaginal?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:33 PM
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10. and his first cousin, Colonel Angus...
It's rumored they get together on occasion...
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 08:34 PM
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12. And a cousin Fellatio?
Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 08:34 PM by bushwentawol
:rofl:
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