DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

[progmom]

there is no dark chocolate in my house. :cry:

[Bullwinkle925]

1. I have some - I'll share.

[progmom]

2. i'll PM you directions to my house

how fast can you get here?

[Bullwinkle925]

18. Okey-Dokey Muscogee - be there in a jif.

:hi:

[swag]

3. Did you take pictures of the ten staples in your head?

You can get dark choco tomorrow at Starbuck and enjoy hacking them with a free Grande Nonfat Latte for the price of an Iced Doppio when you send me $30 for my free book!

Tonight, eat whatever sweets avail.

[progmom]

4. i did not take pictures of the staples

staples in my head freak me out. big time.

[swag]

5. Okay sorry

Get well soon

[progmom]

8. what?

no need to apologize!
i just...have trouble with the imagery of the wound being held together by metal staples. it makes me feel all icky.

[swag]

23. okay, very good then.

thank you very much.

feel less icky soon, sisterwoman.

[sundog]

6. um... convenience store?

i guess it would be too much trouble to drive there :think:

[progmom]

10. when is the last time you got good dark chocolate at a convenience store?

:eyes:

[sundog]

12. um... pretend it's dark chocolate?

:eyes:

[progmom]

13. what?

:eyes:

are you high?
possessed?
just plain wrong?

[sundog]

20. no, i'm trying to guide you through your addiction

it's called tough love

[WCGreen]

24. Dove has dark chocolate at convient stores

[mike_c]

7. I have a BLOCK of Sharffen Berger 70% cacao...

...and thanks for reminding me that it's in the cabinet!

[progmom]

9. i. hate. you.

:grr: :mad: :nuke: :spank:

[mike_c]

14. nibble, nibble-- this is really intense chocolate....

Really intense. Wow.

[progmom]

16. i try not to hate people

but mike.....you're making this really hard.


:cry:

[mike_c]

26. well, I'd share if I could....

Did I mention how well it goes with a nice cold Chardonnay?

[progmom]

35. even better with champagne

i have some in the fridge....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. I feel that pain too, progmom!

And I just had some tonight! my bad...Is there someone there who can go out and get you some? Can progdad?

I hope and trust that your head is healing!

:hug:

[progmom]

15. thank you Peggy

i just decided to lower my standards and eat a piece of Toblerone....but I guess it has been in the cupboard for a really long time. x(

sigh..................

[stellanoir]

17. Oh I have some in my kitchen. . .

left from a former bozo boyfriend. If I could perfect my powers of teleportation, it would be yours in a heartbeat. Might not have the best vibes but might just be purified in transit.

Well if I can't manage to successfully teleport it by the morning, it's definitely hitting the compost. Thanks for the reminder.

Hope you're feeling better and that you get some chocolate soon.

It's great for stimulating pleasant endorphins so can only help with a cranial injury.

[progmom]

27. i've been staring at the spot in front of my lap for 5 minutes now

i think your powers aren't fully developed yet. :(

progdad knows where there might be one little piece of dark chocolate. he is foraging for me. he is a God.

[stellanoir]

29. Am totally consternated about sending something

with former bozo boyfriend's vibes on it, especially to such an extraordinary person in recovery such as you.

Could just be why I didn't eat it myself for all this time and failed miserably at the teleportation thingy. Who knows?

Go progdad go.

[progmom]

38. progdad is a wonder

as are you. :hug:

no more bozos, ok?

[stellanoir]

41. Count your blessings luv

and could you in your spare time send me an upgrade for my bozo deflector in honor of shark week or something?

I'm not too demanding, am I ???

Oh forget it. You're still healing. The sooner the better.

[progmom]

46. i count my blessings every day

every night progspawn and i thank God for all the beauty and wonder in our lives. we are so lucky.

and if God isn't your thing you can substitute whatever you want in there. :)

[stellanoir]

50. kindness and humor and perhaps chocolate

are the source of my eternal faith. I think I definitely need to rid myself of bozo lame contributions.

My prayer that I cocreated with my kid (in later life) was "God and Goddess, thank you for all the good things in my life. Please allow me sleep soundly and peacefully and have good dreams or no dreams at all. Bless all the people I know and love and bring peace to the world." He hasn't had a nightmare since he started saying that every night before he goes to sleep.

Heal up honey. We're all counting on you.

[progmom]

51. sounds very similar to what we say

today we were shouting it at the tops of our lungs. THANK YOU FOR THE SUNSHINE! AND THE TREES! AND ALL THE PEOPLE WE LOVE!!!!!

:loveya: you are really special, you know that stella?

[merh]

19. Do you have any light chocolate or white chocolate?

What about a brown crayon or magic marker or shoe polish?

:think: A little creative coloring and ....

:silly:

[progmom]

31. hmmmm

very helpful, merh :eyes:




:P

[merh]

49. so glad I could help

It's amazing what imagination and a little ingenuity can do.

Do you want to know how to make your own amaretto? You need some vodka, sugar (lots of sugar) and almond extract! :crazy:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

21. Holy smoke Batman!

I'll jump in the batmobile and bring some right over!



That's me standing by the batmobile, btw.














I wish! :P

[progmom]

22. i've seen your picture

you're prettier than that. :hi:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

25. progmom...

How long HAS it been since you've had your prescription changed?


Even if you're blind, I still :loveya:

[Redstone]

28. Christ, this is almost as much of a crisis as the

pickle juice on your fries, isn't it?

It seems to be just one damn thing after another for you...if you need some sympathy, I'm here for you.

Redstone

PS: On a more serious note, how's your dome feeling? I haven't been around for a while, and just read about your softball accident. That must have beeen just about NO fun at all.

[progmom]

30. you know me well enough

not to take me seriously, right?



and my dome is still really sore. and a teeny bit itchy...which must mean it is healing. :)

[Redstone]

32. Of course I do.

Which is why I make those rude comments...I know you won't mind.

Itchy is good, though very annoying. Hope you get back into the games before your season ends.

Redstone

[NoSheep]

33. Watch that blood pressure! :)

I've always loved it. My favorite sweet. Today I hear it may lower blood pressure. You?

[progmom]

37. i think it's magic

and wonderful.

[NoSheep]

43. my absolute favorite: orange liquor and dark chocolate

[progmom]

45. i prefer to keep my chocolate and my fruit "flavorings" separate

:hi:

[NoSheep]

47. i'm still drooling!

:D

[yvr girl]

34. What kind of household are you running

I'm surprised they let you keep progspawn.

[progmom]

36. sob

are you back?

:hug:

[yvr girl]

39. Yes, I got back last night

How are you doing?

[progmom]

40. sore, but good.

:)

[leftofthedial]

42. how are the staples?

[progmom]

44. i can't see them

:P

progdad applies the antibiotic cream for me
they freak me out

[leftofthedial]

48. I hope they don't hurt

good luck with the choco craving

I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the wee ones last night and I've been jonesing ever since.

[SOteric]

52. Oh the humanity! Oh the hellishness of it all!!

*sob* This would never have happened in a Democratic America.

[progmom]

53. i just knew you would understand

:P :hi:

[SOteric]

54. If I could,

I'd happily squeeze some Valrhona through the modem at you. Of course, JimmyJazz is somewhere between my modem and yours so you never can tell whether it would get there anyway....

[progmom]

55. jimmyjazz is east of here

we're free and clear. ;)

valhrona. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[CanuckAmok]

56. get the milk chocolate, and eat it with the lights out. n/t

[progmom]

57. that's almost as helpful as mehr's advice

:eyes:





:hi:

[enigami]

58. I will send you some

if you promise not to reference "toe jam" ever again

[progmom]

59. never ever

[enigami]

60. Ha

[progmom]

62. make with the chocolate!

:hi:

[enigami]

64. working

[progmom]

68. ...on getting me chocolate?

[enigami]

69. absolutely n/t

[progmom]

75. waiting....

:P

[yvr girl]

61. What are you doing up, missy?

*taps foot, waits for answer*

[progmom]

63. someone posted to my miles thread

and it took me aback.

[yvr girl]

65. humph

You need your rest. That's all I'm sayin'

[progmom]

66. does it count that i am ON bed?

just not IN bed?

[yvr girl]

70. I'm almost positive it doesn't

I do know the sleep you get before midnight counts TWICE as much as the sleep you get after midnight - my mom said so.

[progmom]

72. your mom is full of

interesting information. :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

67. I have questions about your weekend...

You just might be hearing from me...

[yvr girl]

71. Hit me.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

74. OK to use AOL? if not, I"ll PM...nt

[MissMarple]

73. I am so very sorry.

It must have been a most unfortunate oversight. I would send you some if I could. Big :hug: