What I've always wanted to do is erect

[ForrestGump]

a monument to myself...

Maybe something like this:

[NMMNG]

1. You could always just have this named after yourself

Save time and money.

[ForrestGump]

3. But it's missing a couple of significant boulders

How will I get my rocks off? :P

[KitchenWitch]

2. awfully phallic isn't it

Is there an inverse relationship?

[ForrestGump]

4. You're right, of course

This explains why my monument is the little one, in front, whereas the big monstrosity behind belongs to none other than (insert name of any male DUer here or, alternatively, Tom Cruise.).

[KitchenWitch]

5. ROFL

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

6. Well, now that you mention it--

[KitchenWitch]

7. where did you snatch that pic from

LOL

before this gets locked!

[NMMNG]

8. Here

All Funny Pics One time I was surfing around trying to find a pic of something or other so I was Googling for it. I stumbled across this site and began checking to see what it had. I ended up keeping some of the pics just because they were so amusing.