Let's lighten things up with a Haiku thread!

[motely36]

CPR and Prayer
Are bad topics in the lounge
And forget tofu!

[Moochy]

1. Mario Batali (credit to Tandalayo_Scheisskopf)

I'll steal one from Tandalayo_Scheisskopf's thread, written by Mario Batali: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4148181

the shrimp on the grill
bush denies the terra's heat
crustaceans cannot

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Here's one I wrote the other day in response to some BARBRI classmates':

Those who write haiku
Have too much time on their hands
Bar freakout is here

[progmom]

3. sounds good

hawk stalks songbirds in
misunderestimator's
backyard. flames erupt!

[bertha katzenengel]

6. a thread just for you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3687074

:bounce:

[AverageJoe]

4. Here you go

Dems flop on Roberts
Evil neocons rejoice
Roe v. Wade is dead

[I Know How To Do it]

8. My new Toby Keith song Haiku.

Baby don't mace me.
I Just shined my boots for you.
OWWWWWWWW, HELP I can't see!

[bertha katzenengel]

5. reprise: OREO HAIKU

twist apart to scrape your teeth
crunch the cookie halves
dip in milk but do not drop

dunk a cookie whole
shove it in your mouth and chew
chug some milk after

stand on scale and see
what havoc oreos have wrought
jeans no longer fit

make oreos disappear
do not follow down toilet
no more oreos



by the way -- yours rocks -- I love it!

[ET Awful]

7. Hmmm. . .

Cat poops in garden
Some DUers scream in rage
Songbirds fly away

[trackfan]

9. My lunch

I ate an apple
for lunch, and a slice of bread.
I am still hungry.

[UrbScotty]

10. Bush says Judge Roberts

Is right for the Supreme Court.
Couldn't agree more.

Of course, I said that
Just to see if annyone
Is reading this post.

[motely36]

12. Are you a Freeper

I will hit alert on you
See how long you last!

:P

[UrbScotty]

21. Freeper? You crazy?

I'm no freeper; I know that
The Orioles suck.

[motely36]

22. Get Out of my Thread

You fucking baseball moron
I don't need your shit!

:P

[UrbScotty]

23. You must hate baseball

Thus, you hate America.
Orioles still suck.

[motely36]

24. Baseball is the best

Oriole haters only
help the terrorists

[UrbScotty]

25. You take after Kleeb

You hate Orioles haters.
I hate Spankees, too.

[motely36]

27. Yankees suck suck suck

suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
suck suck suck suck suck

[UrbScotty]

28. Yes the Spankees suck

suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
But so do the Os

[bicentennial_baby]

11. ok...2

love is a good thing
but some people are evil
they will get dumped now

but i'm a happy girl now
so i will not cry about it
i will party hard

:P

[I Know How To Do it]

13. Tbey Keith song Haiku act 2

That's not a raccoon
That's what's for dinner my friend
I'll call Shanaia

[DS1]

14. hmmm

Spiderweb of black
new generation hidden
maybe next time, kid

[WeRQ4U]

15. Ode to freeper.

Refuse to listen
To fucking reality
Repulican goon

[Debi]

16. Here

Harry Potter Book
Half Blood Prince ruins Harry's day
Now must wait two years.

[I Know How To Do it]

17. More for Toby Keith

Gotta big ol' hat
Got my name on my buckle
I am now country

[motely36]

18. who the fuck is To-

by Keith and why should I care
country music sucks!

:P

[Karmageddon]

19. There once was a man from Nantucket...

Oh crap, wrong kind of poem. Sorry.

[leftofthedial]

20. truer words were never . . .

The triump of style
Over substance is here
in the haiku thread

[KamaAina]

26. Supreme Court haiku

So now John Roberts
is "non-confrontational",
says Joe Lieberman.

edit: speling

[ragin_acadian]

29. a first:: Nascar Haiku

ahem...

cars go in circles
i say whoopy fuckin ding
this is really sport?