I'm getting a lap dance. I'm getting a lap dance.....

[WCGreen]

The woman who cuts my hair is so tiny she literally has to crawl all over me to get the job done.....

I told her I feel like putting a buck or two in her g string.....

She laughs and laughs and laughs........

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. You could not pay me to cut hair on a day this hot. It would

stick all over me. :P

[WCGreen]

2. Ah but she is very wealthy and can afford air conditioning.....

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Well. then she has three things I wish I had

Wealth, AC, and tinyness :P

[WCGreen]

4. And she is world famous too.....

I use to have hair down to the middle of my back. She cut it and played it out on the local Faux news show.......

I went from Mountain Man, big busy beard as well, back to sane buff handsome guy..... Ahemmmmmm

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. :^D Well, howzabout dat?