Senator, I'm looking at your head right now. It's only this big from here

[Bucky]

Where I'm sitting, you're a puny little man. Now I'm going to start crushing your head with my fingers, senator. How you like that? My big powerful fingers crushing you, a United States senator. That's how powerful I am. You don't want to cross me. You don't want to cross anyone in my husb- in this administration. We all sit up on really high chairs and have the same powerful fingers. You don't want to know where all these fingers have been and what all they've been doing for America and for freedom. So don't start with me. I will crush you. It will make a big squishy sound like this: 'CR-R-r-r-r-u-uuusshhhhh.' That's not a pretty sound, is it? No, Senator, I'm not to be trifled with, so don't even try.

[6000eliot]

1. My favorite sketch from "Kids in the Hall"