I'm starting my own cult

[yvr girl]

Who wants to join?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Is that you, L Ron Hubbard?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Will it be a cult of personality?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

6. Do I have enough personality to carry it off?

Whadya think?

[AverageJoe]

3. I'm in

Uh, what do I have to do? Do I get to wear a cape?

[yvr girl]

9. I was thinking of something more Grecian

but if you want to wear a cape, go ahead.

[johnnie]

4. I started my cult about 10 years ago

Everyone is in it, unless they ask me to take them off the list. I think I have one of the biggest cults in history.

[yvr girl]

10. Negative Option Marketing can backfire on you

It tends to piss people off.

[johnnie]

20. So then..

I would probably have the largest amount of pissed off people ever assembled into one cult.

[yvr girl]

22. Let's hope they don't turn on you

[Taverner]

5. Can we sacrifice virgins?

I never did like those virgins much anyway :)

Now Virginians on the other hand :)

[yvr girl]

12. We were all virgins at some point

Isn't it bad enough that they're not getting any - do we have to kill them to.

We'll sacrifice the Virginians instead.

[Taverner]

25. How about just the "born again virgin" crowd?

Those who have, felt guilty and then vowed to be virgins again?

[yvr girl]

32. Nope - We're sticking with Virginians

[motely36]

40. Rick Santorum lives in Virginia

Can we sacrifice him????

Please!!!

:woohoo:

[gmoney]

41. That wouldn't be much of a sacrifice...

Doesn't a sacrifice have to involve something of VALUE and WORTH or at least something higly regarded?

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[gmoney]

43. No. I'm not even sure you're allowed to say that.

Consider a quick edit...

[MissB]

7. Does this cult involve

feet in any way?

[yvr girl]

13. It might be very politically incorrect

but only people with feet can join my cult.

[lectrobyte]

8. is it a rabid fundamentalist cult offshoot of the church of the subgenius?

That'd be a cult I'd start, if I was going to start a cult.

[yvr girl]

15. I don't want to involve religion in my cult

It's all about admiring me.

[lectrobyte]

26. Can I be like the "High Priest" of something? Maybe the ArchBishop

of your Isle Of Langerhans? I'll write prayers and invent ceremonies about your Isle Of Langerhans, maybe even a special day for them, perhaps do a really good job as ArchBishop of the Isle Of Langerhans and get promoted to ArchBishop of Pancreas someday...

[WhollyHeretic]

11. Should I give you my bank account number now or

after the initiation ceremony? If it helps I already shaved my head yesterday.

[yvr girl]

17. Cash is SO crass

I have a list of presents you must buy me.

[WhollyHeretic]

23. What like a wish list on Amazon? hmmm that seems a little

strange for a messiah. I think something is fishy here.

[yvr girl]

24. My cult - my rules

Do I need to send you to get re-programmed?

[motely36]

14. Does Kleeb have to wear a speedo?

In that case I'm in! :)

[yvr girl]

18. If you read up thread, we're sacrificing Virginians

Do you think we should make them wear Speedos for the ceremony?

[motely36]

19. It couldn't hurt

:)

[sundog]

16. are there any nekkid mens at the rituals?

if so, then i'm in :thumbsup:

[yvr girl]

21. It's summer

I think we should all be nearly nekkid - we'll be wearing gauzy Grecian robes.

[progmom]

31. i thought you were the organizer of my cult activities?

:mad:

[gmoney]

27. You know I'm in...

I worship your cute nose.

[yvr girl]

29. You're going to be my favourite

I like to be worshipped.

[gmoney]

34. Ooh... can I be a high priest?

We'll let BiBaby be high priestess, if she brings the weed.

[yvr girl]

35. I'm the only one with a title

This cult is all about me, dammit.

[gmoney]

38. Fair enough... favourite is better anyway!

I look forward to attending to your every whim, oh cute one.

[progmom]

28. honey, there's only room in this lounge for one cult

and it's mine.

[yvr girl]

30. Only because I've allowed it

I can take the lounge back anytime I want.

[progmom]

37. whatever

:eyes:

[obxhead]

33. is there a dress code?

[yvr girl]

36. did you not read the thread - guazy robes

Fetch me some nector as punishment.

[Lilyhoney]

39. Ok, just got the faith based inititive funding.

I was able to procure 10 bazillion dollars for your "church", you do have to call it a church now if you want the money. The check is in the mail.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. I'm in! I'm in!

Since I already worship you, this will be easy....However, I do NOT look that great in gauzy Grecian robes! Too lumpy, IMHO...But if you require it, then I have no choice but to obey...lololol.....

[yvr girl]

48. You can wrap around a couple of extra layers if you like

Or go for a darker colour.

[gmoney]

45. Kick!

The cult needs more money and members!

[GOPisEvil]

46. I don't have to shave my head do I?

Can I be a vain cult member? :shrug:

[yvr girl]

49. Sweetie, you hair won't get much shorter

I think you're good.

[GOPisEvil]

51. Oh, thanks.

:)

[KamaAina]

47. Oma salima! Oma salima!

heard that one on some old Looney Tunes cartoon.

The cool thing about our cult is that we only have to go and sell books in one airport (guess which one?) :-)

Plus we'll soon have that retreat center in Hawai'i!

[yvr girl]

50. I like the Hawaii idea

I'm all over that.