Why do women like Dicks? - Democratic Underground

RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:15 PM
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Why do women like Dicks?

Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 12:16 PM by RPM

Dick Cavett

Dick Durbin

Dick Clark

Dick Trickle

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RedCloud

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:18 PM
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1. Or why do these guys enjoy being called Dick?

On a non-related matter I have heard that we are what we eat.

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leftofthedial

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:19 PM
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3. I really didn't need to read that

so close to Dick Trickle's name.

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Chicken Girl

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:19 PM
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2. "Dick Trickle"

My, what an unfortunate name. :rofl:

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HeeBGBz

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:24 PM
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9. My ex-boss' brother's name was Dick Stiff

And he was a gynecologist, swear to god!

He was a Dick.

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gmoney

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:19 PM
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4. The biggest Dick of all...

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RedCloud

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:21 PM
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5. yeah, that slippery Dick

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RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:21 PM
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6. I was trying to have a good clean Dick thread

and you smirch it with his visage.... well, this is for you!!!!

btw - i always think of him as a richard, despite the fact he is a raging dick

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gmoney

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:23 PM
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7. Actually, I know a guy who worked for Dick Clark

And Dick TOTALLY lived up to the name...

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RedCloud

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:24 PM
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8. Sorry, I didn't know it was "Nice clean Dicks"

Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 12:24 PM by RedCloud

So some of these Dicks will have to be cut for the public good?

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RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:27 PM
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11. Maybe not completely nice and clean...

but Cheney and Nixon are the two dirtiest dicks around.

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giant_robot

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:27 PM
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10. Well, I can't speak for women, but....

I'm a man and I love Dick's. As a matter of fact, most of my male friends love Dick's, too. I can't get enough of Dick's. Sometimes, I even sit alone at home and think about Dick's.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :silly:

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RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:28 PM
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12. i love their website

www.dicks.com

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Oh wait, that's not it.

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giant_robot

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:34 PM
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13. Waaah! Excuse me while I delete my cookies and clear my cache!

OK, RPM, now assume the position!

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RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:34 PM
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14. did i really get you?

:blush: sorry :blush:

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giant_robot

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:37 PM
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16. Nah. Curiousity got the best of me.

It's all good. :hi:

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Gildor Inglorion

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Thu Jul-21-05 12:36 PM
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15. Yee-haw! Thanks for the info...

I'm sure it will be put to the best possible use...
;-)

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RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 03:52 PM
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17. kick

shameless :kick:

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MrScorpio

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Thu Jul-21-05 03:54 PM
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18. When I get some time alone with him, I'll let you know

He's a busy guy

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Shell Beau

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Thu Jul-21-05 03:56 PM
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19. It is not that we are necessarily attracted to Dicks,

Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 03:57 PM by Shell Beau

but sometimes we meet a Dick that is like no other. And when you find that you can't let go!

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RPM

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Thu Jul-21-05 04:01 PM
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21. ouch

:cry:

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Shell Beau

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Thu Jul-21-05 04:05 PM
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22. It could be a good thing! Maybe!

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wideopen

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Thu Jul-21-05 03:59 PM
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20. The real reason, no joke

They like the fact they are secure enough to allow themselves to be called "Dick".

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