The manly thread! Argh! Ok men!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Sports. Beer. Guns.

[GOPisEvil]

1. *burp* *scratch*

[leftofthedial]

*fart*

Oh yeah! <high fives>

[RPM]

3. *fart*

*grab crotch*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. *snort*. How ya doing?

[ghostsofgiants]

2. I LIKE WIMMEN!!! And huntin'.

[RPM]

5. and huntin' wimmin'!!!!

*fart*

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Whoooooo boy! I like the way you think, son!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. That's the idea!

[GreenPartyVoter]

86. Some women

hunt back.

[RPM]

87. i'm cool with that

grrrrrr!

[GreenPartyVoter]

91. But she can kick your

[MindPilot]

142. More Betty Page!! Mo Betty!!

and another beer!!

[GreenPartyVoter]

157. All right. In honor of the Xena and Bettie pic posts

Who can doubt that Xena was created in Bettie's image?

http://us.geocities.com/bettiesbikinis/gallery3.htm

[MindPilot]

164. Never been any doubt...GPV...I knew I liked you for a reason

And there's a lot to be said for a lady who can hang--no pun intended--with the guys.

[GreenPartyVoter]

175. :^) It's funny but all my female fighters in Dungeon Siege and

Neverwinter Nights bear a remarkable resemblance to Xena when I am done putting them together. (But my Star Wars chick look like one of the other female characters that turned up on Herc and Xena now and then. Nebula.)

I bet in both cases it has to do with the fact that hubby is co-piloting the character. ;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

178. I love Dungeon Siege!

[GreenPartyVoter]

179. It is awesome.. But have you tried NWN too? Also a lot

of fun but a bit different in set up. More or less follows the rules of D&D.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

180. I'll try it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

181. Definitely. Star wars knights of the old republic is also similar, but

with a more sci-fi bent. (to state the obvious)

let me know how you like NWN. :) (Note: Dungeon Siege has prettier trees. And they let you have a party of people instead of just a buddy. In NWN, I like to play a half-elf ranger-fighter-wizard)

[slackmaster]

6. Im not into sports

I prefer gardening, beer, and guns.

:toast:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Me neither...

If I had athletes foot, my first reaction would be, "that's not my fuckin' foot!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. That's ok. Join in.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Another one?

So soon?

m'kay:

Computer Games!
har har har!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. You're ok with a name like kick-ass.

[Champ]

8. Any nice guys allowed? May I participate?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. We'll show you how to get rid of that shit!

[Champ]

20. That's easy

You just put you're hand on the device and on the toilet and push it down. :) I already knew that! Duh! :crazy:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[flvegan]

16. Sure. You're the designated driver. Off to the strip clubs!!!

[Name removed]

11. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[RPM]

15. i hope you have your flame retardant suit

i thought i was gonna get introuble fo rhuntin' wimmin.... but you, my friend.... wow.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. HA ha ha ha ha! [Oh shit I got the fire extinguisher.]

[dajoki]

23. i think you need one more...

for SEX!! aaahhh, excuse me i just farted. smells good too!!:smoke:

[flvegan]

13. I'm looking for a fight. Who wants some?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. So are there any takers for this man?

[dajoki]

26. are you ready to rumble

:mad:

[flvegan]

38. Only if we're a rumblin' over something stupid and meaningless!!

Like a traffic incident or cuz I looked at your chick!

[dajoki]

61. of course it's something stupid...

i think you took my bar stool! then we'll have a beer together.:toast:

[flvegan]

63. Loser buys? Deal.

[dajoki]

67. deal

:smoke:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

70. May the best man win.

[dajoki]

72. you want in

we could have a good old fashioned bar fight. chairs flyin' windows breakin'. like the good old days.:bounce:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. Just remember to shake hands afterwards! A man is always a

gentleman.

[WCGreen]

21. Can we sip Merlot on occassion

Or is this all about the beer,,,,,

[Crazy Guggenheim]

25. Yeah that's ok. What's your favorite sports team?

[WCGreen]

28. Da Browns and da buckeye's

Football,

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. I am still a 49ers fan but haven't watched them because they are

too painful.

[WCGreen]

40. Talk about painfull....

Have you seen the browns lately??????

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. I didn't see one game last year and only half the season of the

previous. I haven't heard anything about the Browns.

[BikeWriter]

221. That wine shit is better if you chug the whole bottle.

[RedCloud]

27. Coming home from a "hard" day's work.

Bringing that take home pay in pristine condition. Arghh.

Kids kicking. Dog jumping. Arghh.

Being called grumpy. Arghh.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

66. You have the right to be grumpy! Be a man!

[giant_robot]

29. *belch* OK, guys!

Who's comin' to the nudie bar with me?

[WCGreen]

30. What's he looking at.......

[giant_robot]

32. I dunno. She must have really pretty eyes. n/t

[WCGreen]

36. I think she is telling them something important....

[giant_robot]

45. She certainly seems to have their attention...

...maybe she's like EF Hutton...people listen!

[WCGreen]

47. MAybe there is a ping pong ball involved

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. We got plenty of trucks around here to take everybody.

[flvegan]

41. I'll sit on the toolbox in the truck bed.

I like the wind in my hair, and I can spit over the side.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

49. There's room for the dogs too. Phoooey!

[giant_robot]

54. Fill the coolers! We'll need some beer for the trip! n/t

[texas1928]

34. Check out this beer.

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=2116

and watch the whole thing. with the sound on.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. lol.

[texas1928]

42. What?

It's natural.

[dajoki]

71. that's my kind of gal

:woohoo:

[MindPilot]

35. Lykis 101& Gasoline-powered toys!!

And beer, weed, guns, power tools, more beer! Blood loss!!

Do you think they have Spike on the TV at the Urgent care clinic?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. That's a man alright!

[no name no slogan]

44. Pull my finger (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

50. I'm pulling it!

[no name no slogan]

58. waitaminute, THAT'S NOT MY FINGER

:dunce: :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

59. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[dajoki]

48. i gotta adjust...

my nuts, hold on a second........... aaahhh there that's better. *burp*:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

51. When it's gotta be adjusted, it's gotta be adjusted.

Spit.

[KFC]

52. Jail. Poontang. Choppers.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

53. Choppers? A Harley man huh?

[I Know How To Do it]

55. I can actually sit and not think about anything. Sometimes I'm

not really thinking about where the relationship is heading, and really thinking about a monkey giving a duck a bath.

[flvegan]

56. Who wants ta go fishin? My Grady White will seat 8, easy.

I'm pullin it with my big Bronco over there. It's got the 4" lift, light rack...the whole 9.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

57. Ok men now that we're assembled, what's do you do for

recreation? Powerboats?

[giant_robot]

68. Once I get to my parents' cottage, all I need is the rowboat,

my flyrod, a few deer-hair bugs, and a couple of frosty beverages. Then, it's nothing but two hours of zen-like peace!

[no name no slogan]

92. lumberjack competitions, cockfights, strip clubs and crocheting

not necessarily in that order

[Crazy Guggenheim]

95. Crochet? Oh it's a joke! Ha ha ha ha!

Show us some photos from a lumberjack competition!
Phooey!

[no name no slogan]

97. 'jack THIS

[ghostsofgiants]

173. Crochet is no joke, pal

That's some hardcore shit right there.



My buddy lost his right foot in a corchet accident.

[flvegan]

60. So I says to her, "No, it's your big butt that makes your ass look big."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

64. Ha ha ha ha ha! *snort*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

62. What a fine group of men we have here. It should make us

proud. *bows head in reverence*

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

65. Our wimmin are hotter, you American goofballs.

[Name removed]

69. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

116. WTF? Deleted? Someone hasn't caught up to the fact that this

ENTIRE THREAD IS A JOKE.

Sheesh.

[MuseRider]

146. Well

it is a bad time. We are watching the possibility of the rights to our bodies being taken away. I normally leave you guys alone but this hurts right now. A very bad choice of timing. What I would normally just find obnoxious and might get pissed about but stay quiet about is making me nuts right now.

[Misunderestimator]

155. Hey friend... I've been trying to ignore this thread myself...

but some of this stuff is really skating the line of sexism, and some going WAY over it... joking about this sort of stuff right now, feels like a slap in the face. :hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

160. You got it wrong. It's a mockery of the "nice guys."

AND of troglodyte men. We're making ourselves into caricatures. Take it easy.

[MuseRider]

166. Is that an excuse

for posting the pictures? Sorry, this is not funny. Some of it is because it is obvious what it is about but you have to know that some of it is not meant to be funny. Bad timing. I'm out of here anyway. Have your fun I guess it is allowed. Fuck it.

[Misunderestimator]

168. I don't have it wrong... I believe that that is the intention of many of

the men on the thread... but not all. My point is that this is not a good time for this kind of joking and objectifying women.

Do NOT tell me to "take it easy"... that is really not appreciated one bit.

[Lilith Velkor]

222. Ya got that right

All Brazilian wimmin are hott, even the ugly ones. ;)

[Sugar Smack]

73. *gasp*

wrong room.sorry.

:yoiks:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

75. Hey let's kick his ass!

[no name no slogan]

74. who brought the pr0n?

It can't be manly without that

[Crazy Guggenheim]

76. What's a pr0n?

[no name no slogan]

85. leetspeak

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

w3 0wn j00!!!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

88. Thanks.

[Roland99]

77. Who's up for shopping at the mall?!

Oh wait....wrong thread.



:yoiks:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

79. *beer cans and rocks get thrown*

[GreenPartyVoter]

78. Don't ferget the martial arts.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

80. Hey how ya doin'?

Look at post 72 they're looking for brawl!

[GreenPartyVoter]

83. Well, I slept on the floor last nite so I am creaky.. but I am also feelin

meaner than a

[BikeWriter]

124. I sleep where ever I pass out mostly.

[VOX]

81. I'm gonna have several beers and then tell everyone what they oughta do.

"Lemme tell ya what ya oughta do...**hic**" :toast:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

82. Tell us. Speak like a man!

[dajoki]

90. you ain't gonna *burp* tell...

me what to do. i already know, have more beer *belch* wanna join me?:toast:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

84. I went to the other thread on "Waaa why don't women like nice

guys" and left a link to this thread.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[BikeWriter]

98. Good man! I hope you told them this is a manly thread.

[cheeseit]

89. *burps the star-spangled banner*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

93. Didja here about this book?

www.nomoremrniceguy.com

[LRSU_Ghost]

94. Beer. Guns. Sports. n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

96. Welcome to DU! And welcome as a man! Let's see you spit!

[LRSU_Ghost]

117. Thanks... How far? n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

118. Six feet.

[leftofthedial]

99. Hey check out the cazangas on THAT one!

that one dude is a "nice guy." Let's kick his ass!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

101. I can't see the image.

[leftofthedial]

106. too late now

she's gone

there'll be more though

in this hot weather

[Dukkha]

100. I'm eating a block of cheese in front of the fridge

and drinking milk out of the container.
ah yes, those big teeth marks on the block look nice!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

102. Did you spill any milk down your shirt?

[BikeWriter]

108. Milk's always better out of the carton or jug, ain't it?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

109. Oh yeah. Nice and fresh.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

119. I exercise that particular manliness with soda PET bottles.

Milk is for babies.

BURP.

Ah, there's no belch like a Coca-Cola belch. Beer belches are close, but not quite there.

[Zuni]

145. I know what you mean

I can guzzle a coke and then shatter a plate glass window with my after-burp

[BamaLefty]

103. The Male Morning Routine

SSS

1) Shit

2) Shower

3) Shave

:rofl:

[enigmatic]

126. Killdozer had a great song by that title...

God, I love that band..

[BikeWriter]

144. Hell, I ain't shaved in about four years. Saves time for drinkin'.

[TrogL]

104. Nude volleyball, really dark ale, artillery

[BikeWriter]

112. Ain't nothin like hearing artillery sending outgoing mail.Can't hear...

much any more though...

[enigmatic]

105. Sports, Beer , Bikes, Radios

I'm there.

[name not needed]

107. Get in the durn kitchen and make me a sammich, dammit!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

110. A bad boy! It gets the chicks.

[BikeWriter]

111. Somebody pass a "Hustler" this way.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

113. What;s the most manly thing you've ever don?

[BikeWriter]

114. Whupped a big ole boy named Diablo at the "Mad Dog" bike run...

Then we got drunk.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

120. Men can be friends after a friendly brawl!

[BikeWriter]

122. No shit. Some of the men I've whipped have wound up my best friends.

[dr.strangelove]

115. I only watch movies with gratuitous T&A or uber-violence, preferably both

[BikeWriter]

123. There have to be at least a couple of dozen senseless killings!

[dr.strangelove]

149. Well, a good T&A film only needs lots of T and a fair amount of A

but senseless killings will always help.

[BikeWriter]

165. They get a man's blood stirring.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

121. Guns are for cowards. Come fight me with yo' bare hands, SISSIES! (nt)

[noamnety]

125. Don't mind me

*fern pretties up the thread with flowers and doilies and scented air fresheners, then swipes all the beer and hightails it for the feminist's group.*

[crispini]

129. LOL!

:rofl: Watch out, the women are invading! :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

127. Ha! I'm invading your manly thread with some estrogen!

[FuzzySlippers]

128. And here's some progesterone. Take that!

[texas1928]

136. Well the little blue pill then.

:P

[MindPilot]

154. Hey get that Ikea catalog outta here!!

and put the goddamn seat back up!!:spray::beer:

[texas1928]

130. GIT

Or you will get a wedgie and a swirly.

[BikeWriter]

133. Ya wont me to pop a cap or two in the air? That critter will git.

[texas1928]

134. Nah

Giving her a swirly would be fun.

[BikeWriter]

139. Hee hee hee!

[texas1928]

131. WHOOPS

I burped and farted in the girly man thread and I think I killed it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

132. My God you're right. Woo.

[BikeWriter]

138. I hope you shook out yore britches over there!

[texas1928]

141. Well it was a real long slow one that had a great finish.

I impressed myself.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

143. Christ. My eyes are still watering.

[BikeWriter]

148. Dammit, you been eatin' beans?

[texas1928]

151. Pickled eggs and chorizo.

MMMMMMMM

makes a great funk.

[BikeWriter]

162. Yep, you're surrounded by a blue fog now! That fart could...

fuel a Evinrude Motor for three days!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

135. Boys, I'm lighting up a cigar right now.

[texas1928]

137. What kind?

is it a rum soaked Cojimar?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

140. Ramon Allones Ultimo. Yum.

[BikeWriter]

153. Be careful lighting that. Tex may not be finished farting.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

147. WOW.....

What an amazingly BAD thread this is, Crazy Guggenheim! ROFLMAO! I should just lurk and read and LAUGH...but no, I have to comment too!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

150. Harumph.

[texas1928]

152. Keep it clean Fellas

Peggy is lurking.

[no name no slogan]

161. * ahem *

(wipes wayward urine stains from rim and returns seat to proper "down" position)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

167. * whistle *

(Cuts and eats bitten part of cheese block in the fridge)

(Doesn't resist and gulps down some more Coke)

BURP!

Oh damn.

[BikeWriter]

156. Thanks for reminding me. Recommended for Greatest Page.

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

176. Thank you men!!

[BikeWriter]

186. We need one more vote!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

193. Whoever doesn't vote is a girly man! (nt)

[BikeWriter]

195. Yep, I know you're right. Hell, let's get drunk!

[MindPilot]

158. Yo! How many wimmins does it take to open a beer?

Don't matter...it should be open when she brings it to ya!!! *buurrp*

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

163. Lol! You got that right, Pard.

[noamnety]

170. Open and empty

*fern throws empties at the menfolk for them to clean up*

[BikeWriter]

172. Are you trying to hijack our manly thread?

[noamnety]

177. Shhhhhhh

no need to worry your pretty little head about that.

[BikeWriter]

185. Lol! I've been in too many bike wrecks and fights to be a pretty boy.

[noamnety]

205. Alright, settle down

You don't have to get hysterical.

[BikeWriter]

213. I'm not hysterical yet.

[texas1928]

159. HEY!!! WHO TOOK THE VICTORIA SECRET CATALOG OUT OF THE BATHROOM?

DAMMIT!!!!!!

[BikeWriter]

169. Dammit not again? It ain't under the mattress with the Hustlers?

[texas1928]

231. We had to move them

the mattress was at a 90 degree angle to the bed there were so many.

[BikeWriter]

238. I hate it when that happns!

[MindPilot]

171. Sorry, that was me...

I was out in the garage trying the pry the pages apart.

[texas1928]

174. Talk to Crazy about that he had it last.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

182. No I had the Penthouse.

[texas1928]

224. Yeah sure.

You were flipping between them real fast so it seemed like their clothes were disappearing. We know.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

225. I didn't know you could do that?!?!

[warrens]

183. I hate when you guys call them wimmin "dumb broads"

Some of them are pretty smart broads, you know.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

184. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! *snort*.

[MindPilot]

189. I like 'em smart so they can get a good-paying job

that way I can afford to buy more power tools.

[Deep13]

187. Don't like sports or beer.

mountaineering, Scotch and ... er...okay guns!



:headbang:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

190. That's the spirit!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

207. Have the guns. I'll have the sports and beer. (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

188. Men, we got the three votes for the Greatest Page! Thank you

men!

[MindPilot]

191. It just made it to THREE!!!

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

192. Yup just changed it!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

194. We made the Greatest Page! A tribute to the men!

Let's have song!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

198. Preserved for posterity:

http://tinyurl.com/9jxxx

[Crazy Guggenheim]

199. Oh My God! Thank you!!

[no name no slogan]

210. * chokes back a tear *

dang that shore is purdy... ;(

[Crazy Guggenheim]

216. There there.

:pals:

[Deep13]

196. I watched Quest for Fire last night.

I couldn't help thinking that I could fit right in with those guys. No pretense. No neurotic thinking. No rat-race. No king of the hill crap. No clue. Just hanging back with your peeps. At least it seemed good until that advanced tool-user came and spoiled everything!

[BikeWriter]

203. Rae Dawn Chong is hot, huh?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

197. Who would win a fight? Howard Dean or John Roberts?

Dean would kick his ass!

[Deep13]

202. The guy without any hang-ups.

Yeee-haaaaah!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

204. He is a true man. I mean it with the deepest respect.

[UrbScotty]

200. I'm Ted Nugent, and I say KILL IT AND GRILL IT!

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

201. The Nuge is a wimp. Anyone can kick his ass!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

206. Who are some of the greatest men of our time?

Last one hundred years or so.



Martin Luther King.
J.F. Kennedy.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

209. Chaplin

Mocked the Nazis when it wasn't in.

Mocked Edgar J. Hoover when it was even LESS in.

And... (no, I'll stop here. He made great movies. Yeah, movies.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

214. Jesse Owens for standing up to the Nazi's. Jackie Robinson,

who paved the way. Jonas Salk for the Polio Vaccine.

[nyhuskyfan]

208. I was thinking of paisley wallpaper in the foyer this year...

Whoops. Sorry. Wrong thread.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

211. It got got taken off the Greatest page. But that's ok and I don't

blame them.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

212. Hence post #198.

A real man is always prepared.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

215. Damn right.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

217. This will get you a good shave.

[BreweryYardRat]

218. Beer?

Wussy! Gimme some rum!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

219. *belch*. Sure What kind you want? Oh wait how about Captain

Morgan?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

220. Is it true that real men don't eat quiche'?

BULLSHIT!

[BikeWriter]

223. I'd rather have a raw bloody steak anytime.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

226. Freshly caught.

[BikeWriter]

227. ...and chopped off a cow with a sharp rock.

[FuzzySlippers]

233. Real men DO eat quiche.

They ain't afeared of a little saturated fat. Butter in the crust, eggs, cheese, heavy cream. That's manly food!

[BikeWriter]

236. Call it a pie and I'll eat it. Crawfish Pie, for instance.

Crawfish Pie Recipe



1 ea Onion; diced
1 lb Crawfish tails; coarsely ch
1/4 c Green onion; minced
1/4 c Parsley; minced
2 ea Garlic; cloves
1 tb Salt
1/2 ea Bell pepper; diced
1/2 c Bread crumbs; seasoned
2 ea Celery stalks; diced
1/2 ts Red pepper
1/2 c Butter
1 ea Egg
1/2 ts Pepper
1/4 c Tomato sauce
1 c Milk
1 ea 10" pie plate (double crust)

Sauté onions, garlic, bell
pepper and celery in butter until limp. Add tomato sauce, crawfish
and parsley. Cook slowly for 10 minutes. Turn off heat. Add bread
crumbs, salt, pepper, egg and milk then mix well.
Bake pie 35 to 40 minutes in 350 degree oven.

[48pan]

228. You forgot...

Motorcycles

[BikeWriter]

229. Nice looking ride.

[48pan]

235. Thanks. It took a lot of work to build and it is still evolving.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

230. Never forgotten. But glad you reminded us!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

232. What kind of ride is that?

[48pan]

234. It's a 1948 Harley Panhead motor with...

a 1958 frame, 1968 gas tank, and I replaced the 1978 front end with a 1983 HD Wideglide front end.

That is a REAL chopper as opposed to the custom bikes that people are paying $75K and up for.

[Skittles]

237. I HAVE HAD IT WITH MEN

*LIKED IT TOO*

"a Skittles classic" :D

[BikeWriter]

239. Howdy Ma'am, would you like a drink?

:hi:

[Skittles]

240. LOL.......BikeWriter

HOWDY :hi:

[BikeWriter]

241. We've been having fun today. How did your day go?

:)

[Skittles]

242. not so bad

getting back in the routine after being out of state for two weeks.....lol going out of state again in a couple weeks. :D

[BikeWriter]

243. Cool! I'd love to make that trip to DC in September. I may...

be able to if my disability for my hearing goes through.

[Skittles]

244. be warned, I tell you the entire country is BAKING

I thought I'd get a break from the Texas heat but noooooooooooooooooooo :(

[Moderator]

245. Locking.

OK all you manly men. This thread has run its course.