If you saw Tom Cruise, would you question him about his sexuality?

[StopTheMorans]

Poll question: If you saw Tom Cruise, would you question him about his sexuality?

it is the public's right to know, after all.

[gmoney]

1. There is no question in my mind.

[StopTheMorans]

2. .

:rofl:

[Demit]

6. OMG! Would anybody with even zero gaydar doubt it after that??

[wideopen]

37. Tom is not gay...

or at least he didn't used to be. I have several friends that went to high school with him and he was definitely NOT gay then.

[StopTheMorans]

38. how did they know that?

just because you don't exercise a sexual orientation does not mean that it does not exist. hell, i was a virgin in high school; does that make me asexual?

[wideopen]

40. They hung out with him regularly

I think I'll call Tony tonight and ask what he thinks.

[Shell Beau]

3. Nah, it is really none of my beeswax!

[StopTheMorans]

4. yes it is, he is a celebrity, and it is your god-given right to know

his sexual orientation.

[Shell Beau]

22. I assume he is asexual!

B/c I think he is from outerspace!

[StopTheMorans]

20. no, i assure you, it most certainly IS your beeswax!

[DS1]

5. How's he going to answer with his mouth full?

:hide:

[StopTheMorans]

10. SNAP!

[redqueen]

7. no (I don't freakin care)

(and besides, it would ruin 'fantasy time')

[Zuni]

8. I ain't no damn commie

of course i would hound him until he told the truth

[StopTheMorans]

13. you, sir, are a gentleman and a patriot

*hums God Bless America* :patriot:

[russian33]

9. I'd ask him where are his acting skills?

:)

[sniffa]

11. hey STM, this reminds me of this great idea i had

i think a smaLL group of peopLe (a posse, maybe more) shouLd foLLow tom cruise around everywhere he goes and chant "he's not gay! he's not gay!"

[StopTheMorans]

14. but why lie to the public?

still, i think your idea is hilarious; it just may give some the wrong impression :D

[sniffa]

18. see? he couLd pay them to do it

and save his energy for his Late night jaunts to the nearest truck stop.

[StopTheMorans]

19. BWAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl: :yourock:

[terrya]

12. I would say..."Please, Tom...tell me you're straight"

"Please, Tom. Please reassure me you're a heterosexual man. I'm begging you here, Tom"

[StopTheMorans]

15. .

:rofl: :D

[Gildor Inglorion]

23. Oh, come on, terrya...you KNOW you want him! *hehehe*

I think I'd ask him why he didn't stick to comedy and appear in tighty whities more often. :9

[terrya]

24. Want him for what?

To bring me a beer as I'm sitting on the couch, watching television?

Sure, why not? :-)

[Gildor Inglorion]

27. Useful AND decorative!

Great combination...

:toast:

[Montauk6]

16. It's none of my business and I don't care.

By the same token, the whole STRAIGHT-AS-I-WANNA-BE thing gets kinda old, y'know? Holding a press conference practically to suck face is so ridiculous. If you love Katie, Tom, cool; enjoy, be happy; don't make it into a freakin' infomercial. AND THEN scream about how the press keeps gittin' in yo' bitniss! It's tired, son.

[StopTheMorans]

17. it is your business, but i can't make you care

God Bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her, and make her celebrities, divulge important information about their sexuality.

[Roland99]

21. I would just ask him to confirm.

;)

[StopTheMorans]

34. good answer

:thumbsup:

[4_Legs_Good]

25. None 'o my business and I don't give a sh*t

[StopTheMorans]

28. it is your business if you are a patriotic American

[4_Legs_Good]

35. Well that's why I hate America!

And as a Liberal I also hate the CIA unless it works to my advantage to love the CIA.

:)

david

[ronnykmarshall]

26. I'd get the T out of him.

I'd catch him off guard and talk to him in our secrect homo-code language.

[StopTheMorans]

36. we can always count on you, Ronny; you're a patriot to the end

:patriot:

[ronnykmarshall]

39. I'll take one for the team anytime!

[ernstbass]

29. I would pelt him with Ritalin and Prozac

but I could care less about his sexuality.

[Love Bug]

30. No, cuz it's none of my beeswax, either!

Now, it's Katie Holmes business, but not mine.

[StopTheMorans]

32. are you not an American citizen?

i don't get it :shrug:

[Deja Q]

31. I'd ask him out on a date...

and then he'd beat the snot out of me and/or sue me for $10 million dollars, at which point I'd better make friends with Ed McMahon real quick...

[KurtNYC]

33. Why ask about that when he is "an EXPERT on

the history of psychiatry damn it!"


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