WotW Questions. Does anyone have any answers?

[MrScorpio]

Where does one find an EMP-proof video camera?

What kind of engineering can design a vehicle that can withstand millions tons of pressure under the Earth's tectonic plates, yet can be taken out by a few deftly placed hand grenades?

When running away from aliens, why would you get into and try to start a car that you know doesn't work?

When you leave your ritzy suburban house to go travel hundreds of miles away to Boston, why don't you turn off the lights or lock your door? Do you think that it's a good idea to set the alarm as well?

If the alien fighting ships were buried long before humans walked the planet, why are they equipped with nifty baskets made for carrying humans?

Can you tell me that not one of those ships were ever found before?

When evacuating your house to run for your life, don't you think that grabbing a roll of toilet paper would be a good idea?

When hiding from aliens in abandoned cellar, did it ever occur to you to hide in the nifty closet over there in the corner?

Why would you run TOWARDS the alien invaders when you're not even armed?

When some yuppie couple is grabbing your only daughter ia taking her away why would you NOT punch the fuckers in their stupid faces when you go to get her back?

[arcane1]

1. I kind of wondered...

why the aliens didn't just take over the planet millions of years ago, when there was no resistance :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

2. Excellent question

For a super powerful race with "vast intelligences, far superior to ours" these guys seamed a bit clueless.

[Strawman]

3. Jack Van Impe has you worried about the EMP doesn't he?

He was talking about it last week on his show. Chuck the announcer said we can learn all about what it means in his new book "Revelation Revealed."

[MrScorpio]

4. Don't fuck with Jack... He's the man

He'll sic Rexalla on ya, if you're breaking his balls

[Strawman]

6. Rexella says

Ohh, that's a very stern warning isn't it Jack?



(Chuckling) Why yes it is Rexella. The Lord says "when the Day of Judgement comes your balls are mine." Daniel 5:18. And then Revelation 7:12, "two will come from the East and one from the North to kick your ass and stomp your testicles." And then, Revelation 12:15, the Lord comes down after 7 years to save everybodys balls from The Antichrist just like it says in Daniel 8:11.

My oh, (shakes head, pounds table) these are exciting times, Rexella!

[Kraklen]

5. I want to know...

how the aliens were smart enough to bury their big machines under every major city a million years before they were built, and how they didn't notice the germs the last time they were around.