Get Your Limited Edition Photo of President Bush

[Roland99]

From my email:

In grateful appreciation for your continuing allegiance to our
President and Commander-in-Chief and the Republican Party, I am
pleased to offer you the opportunity to receive this photograph<1> of
President George W. Bush.

Thanks to your enthusiastic support, and that of so many Americans,
President Bush has begun his second term by forcefully launching a
powerful new legislative agenda while continuing to champion freedom
and democracy throughout the world.

As President Bush actively travels throughout the country to spread
the positive message about his reform agenda, he is counting on the
continued support of loyal friends like you to help keep his policies
on track by helping protect our Republican Congressional Majorities.

And with the Democrats committed to carrying on the bitter attacks
against President Bush and standing united in obstructing his major
new initiatives, we very much need to know to that you are still
willing to fight for our Republican principles and goals.

That is why I need you to help us strengthen the President's ability
to triumph over his ultra-liberal Democrat opponents by returning a
generous contribution of $35<2> to the National Republican
Congressional Committee today.

>From strengthening Social Security, increasing homeland security,
creating jobs and growing the economy, to reforming the tax code,
tackling crucial education problems, and addressing tort reform and
energy and health care issues, the President proves everyday that he
is very much in touch with the needs of the American family and is
working to make their lives better.

Your positive response to this e-mail<3> will guarantee that we have
the crucial funds necessary to block the Democrats' desperate power
grab to destroy President Bush's agenda and win back control of
Congress.

As a loyal Republican, I know you understand that we must keep our
Republican Congress intact and start now to build a very strong
political organization capable of standing up to the liberal
Democrats' relentless attacks.

So please, take a moment right now to return a special donation of $35
and receive this limited-edition photo of President Bush<4>.

Thank you again for all you do for our Party and our President.

Sincerely,


Tom Reynolds, M.C.
Chairman

:woohoo:

I've been wishing for one of these. Wishing upon a star!!

[XemaSab]

1. you owe my company

a new keyboard.

this one has barf on it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Omyfuckinggod! ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[biscodawg]

2. follow your dreams

and you will get all that you wish for! :patriot:

[MrScorpio]

4. Damn, that has to be the funniest shit I've read all day

Emphasis on shit

[sinkingfeeling]

5. And just exactly how did you get on this RNC email list?

[Roland99]

6. Always good to know what they're up to.

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

7. Use it as a dartboard!

There really is no other acceptable use for pictures of Bush for any other reason.

Except for maybe toilet paper.

[Roland99]

8. *if* I was going to fork over $35, I'd use it to line my cat's litter box

[Initech]

9. All right, that's a good use for it!