Why do women always go for the "bad girls"...

[Misunderestimator]

x(

Because... I mean... here I am 43 years old... I've had many relationships and I finally figured out why they have all failed. Because women don't like nice girls like me.

I supported one through four years of college, I supported one for two years between careers, I paid all the rent in NYC when I was barely making ends meet for three years with one, I've bought them cars and clothes and fixed their plumbing and tiled their bathrooms... and Dammit... not one freaking word of gratitude. What IS it with women anyway?



:extreme :sarcasm: :

[supernova]

1. Damn, Mis, can I be your girlfriend?

:D

[Misunderestimator]

2. I know... I'm such a sucker...

x(

[leftofthedial]

3. maybe your position is too clear

;-)

[Misunderestimator]

6. *snort*

:spray:

I believe you may have something there.

[progmom]

4. you can fix plumbing????

:shoves progdad out of the way:

[Misunderestimator]

5. Hahahahahahahhahahaha

:rofl: *gasp* :rofl:

[satireV]

12. Wow the misandrists are out in full force today

:sarcasm:

[progmom]

18. I don't know you, so I'll just ask....

...you didn't really mean to imply that I hate men, did you?

[Misunderestimator]

19. I sure hope that that was said with sarcasm.

[satireV]

27. Did you actually READ my post? (eof)

[progmom]

28. yes - and saw that you posted the same thing in some other threads

you said :sarcasm: but it seemed pretty sincere

[satireV]

33. What was it in my post that made you feel it was sincere? (eof)

[Misunderestimator]

34. I see you're throwing this "misandrists" thing around elsewhere...

It's amusing that you try to hide behind the sarcasm smilie... as if there is ANY reason to say what you said, other than out of sincerity. Sarcasm makes no sense, because it's not at all humorous.

Ok... well, it's not really amusing. More like annoying.

Edited to add... :sarcasm:

[Misunderestimator]

29. Why yes I did... maybe I need to emphasize the word HOPE

as in... "I sure HOPE you meant that as sarcasm."

I needed the clarification but it seemed to be an odd thing to call sarcasm. Smilie's can be used to double-talk.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. Shit, my bathroom needs to be redone.

:think:

[Misunderestimator]

9. See what I mean? You are all just users...

:cry: :pout:

[WCGreen]

8. I have always been a lesbian traped in a man's body.....

I'll be a nice girl for you......

[Misunderestimator]

10. I don't think so....

But thanks for the offer ;)

[WCGreen]

11. Damn, there goes THAT fantasy....

[UncleSepp]

13. You've got my sympathy, sister

I've been a gay man in a woman's body my whole life. If I could wave a magic wand and have us trade parts, I'd do it for you, honey.

Unless, of course, you were only kidding. Because I'm not, and that joke is really f'ing old.

[WCGreen]

20. I do enjoy the company of women more than men....

Although I can fart and cuss with the boys,

Still........

[UncleSepp]

21. Do you feel out of place in your male body?

Does it ever really get you down by the end of the day when you're constantly identified as he, him, that guy? Or when people expect you to be able to tell them how men think, and you don't know?

[WCGreen]

22. I'm comfortable in my body.......

It's just I don't always get the manly man stuff

[UncleSepp]

26. OK, then you're probably not a lesbian in a man's body

Since lesbians are women, and all... ;-)

The "manly man" stuff is fake anyway. It's a role and a put-on. It doesn't make you any less of a man to be yourself. :hug: FWIW I think it makes you more of one.

[bettyellen]

32. perfect, i'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.....

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

51. Well then, let's get together and see if we can't

find a common ground.....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Holy shit! I could have negotiated for MORE!!

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

15. ...

:spank: :P :loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

16. No interest in guys AT ALL?

Not even a little?

Crap. x(

I need help re-doing my bathrooms. :D

Edit - added an "s" - I have two bathrooms. :D

[noiretextatique]

17. nothing to add, except...

:rofl:

[Bunny]

23. Can you fix cars too?

Hell, I'd make a play for you, except NSMA would surely kick my ass! :)

[Misunderestimator]

25. I can change tires, though I prefer squeezing a can of fix-a-flat instead

and paying some guy to do the dirty work... :D

[LaurenG]

24. Yep

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

30. You're not behaving like a proper countess.

You should spend a little less time taking out the garbage and a little more time barking at them to buff your nails and twitter (another social stereotype I adore).

[Misunderestimator]

31. I know... I just never got the hang of that...

It could have worked magic!

[norml]

35. See this thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3690624

[Misunderestimator]

37. Edited... i am going to guess what you mean...

That somehow you think I am "high in the pecking order" and wrote this thread in seriousness or something? Is that it? :shrug:

You DID know that this thread is making fun of all those "they hate me because I'm nice" threads, right? Right?

On third edit... In all seriousness I truly have no clue what you meant by posting that link.

[progmom]

40. I read the thread...responded to it

I still don't have any idea what he meant.

[Misunderestimator]

41. It would be ironic... at 43, it would be the first time in my life that I

have been accused of being popular! :rofl: I really must be misunderstanding it.

[progmom]

42. didn't someone once call you....

Misunderstandimator? :rofl:








and psssssst...you are kind of a little bit popular on DU. but that's ok - we won't hold it against you.

[Misunderestimator]

44. LOL!

perfect! :rofl:













:silly: I'm just popular with the nice girls... :D :blush:

[norml]

49. Even though I saw you used the sarcasm word, I responded to your

topic as though it was serious that you had felt much put upon.

[Susang]

36. It's the Plague of Hate!

They're all INFECTED! :scared:

[Lilith Velkor]

38. Because we're hot.

And we know we make exotic accesories, what with our dreadlocks and peircings.

C'mon, admit it. You are that shallow. :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

39. LOL... I have been known to be that shallow...

many, many years ago... ;)

[Redstone]

43. Same reason that men do. See #38. She's right.

Redstone

[Misunderestimator]

45. LOL

:thumbsup: Bad girls rock!! :bounce:

[Redstone]

47. Especially black-haired waitresses with large, luminous

brown eyes that I wish she'd stop looking at me so frequently with, because, well, damn.

Redstone

[LynzM]

46. Because...

Bad girls make your mom's jaw drop, twice over ;)

Seriously, I posted about this on one of the other threads, before they exploded... I'll admit to having a weakness for 'bad boys', to some extent, but I didn't end up with one, and for good reason.

And yes, I know you're making fun of the other threads! :)

[Redstone]

48. Ah, but I suspect there may be some of the "bad boy" in

the one you ended up with...you do know that it's the quiet ones you have to look out for, don't you?

Since you'll ask, being the good pal you are, everything's all fixed around here now.

Redstone

[LynzM]

50. Yeah, you're right....

Just not 'bad boy' in the traditional sense, I guess ;)

Glad to hear things are better for you!