I implore you to go copulate with yourself.

[Jara sang]

:hide: Go ahead...

[Schema Thing]

1. Ok, now what?

O8)

[FuzzySlippers]

2. But I'm out of AA batteries.

:-(

[bigwillq]

4. LOL!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

3. Is this about the deer?

n/t

[BikeWriter]

17. It is. I'll bet it's about the deer!

[WhollyHeretic]

5. I've got some friends coming over in a few minutes

so that might be a little awkward :shrug:

[mike_c]

6. I'm afraid I'd give myself a disease...

...or lose respect for myself, or something.

[Jara sang]

7. Take yourself out to dinner first. n/t

[mike_c]

8. just how cheap do you think I am...?

I like to talk with myself and take long walks alone-- I'm not gonna give it up to myself after a dinner date....

[Jara sang]

10. Try being a nice guy. Maybe you can take advantage of yourself then?

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

15. Would you still respect yourself in the morning? :-)

[skygazer]

9. Can I bring a friend?

Just askin'.

[Jara sang]

11. Absolutely, it's a general call.

[no name no slogan]

12. Done and done.

And I do mean, DONE. :+

[Dave Reynolds]

13. Okay,

but now, what will clean the screen and keyboard off?

[Democracy White]

14. But I'm not in the mood!!!! Leave me alone!!!

Oh wait I was talking to myself was I?

Dee

[BikeWriter]

16. Are you implying we have low standards?