The day I get a "hug" from some pixels and shit on my screen

[swag]

is the day I hang myself upside down from the rafters of the walk-in freezer and slit my throat.

Not to be unsympathetic, mind you.

[MrScorpio]

1. Let's hug it out, bitch

:hug:

[swag]

4. Oh, hugs in my huggies.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

81. "Let's hug it out, bitch"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Edit: I'm an idiot.

[swag]

97. That was a god-like post, Scorp's I mean.

Yours had too many smilies.

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Here ya go, Swag.

:hug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug:

[swag]

6. Now I'm a goner.

Thank you again.

[bettyellen]

3. i want my friend to stop air kissing me.

where i come from you really kiss your friends.
wtf is this with the buffer? it might as well be pixels.

[swag]

7. It's not close enough.

It's not your lips, lady.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Aw... I think you need...

:hug:

[swag]

9. Oh, huggums.

[Zomby Woof]

8. Pixels 'N' Shit

That would be a cool name for a store which sells video equipment.

[swag]

10. Yeah, Betamax and nickel blowjobs.

Life is sweet stuff!

[NMMNG]

11. Sounds like somebody needs a hug

:grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug:

[swag]

13. Oh, that was huggerberry hugstein.

[Heidi]

12. Does that mean

you have no interest in the free luv I'm offering in that other thread?

[swag]

14. Free luv?

[Heidi]

23. I really loathe the "love is" cartoons . . .

and especially those espousing the concept of "belonging to someone." :puke: What's free about _that_ kind of luv? :shrug:

[swag]

25. Agreed. That kind of "Love Is" human bondage and sickness.

[tigereye]

71. you and that pic are causing me

grave cognitive dissonance!

[swag]

74. Happy to be of service

[tigereye]

76. dissonance is a dish best served cold

[progmom]

15. Oh swag.....

Can I go to 2nd base with you instead? :shrug:

[swag]

16. For you, I will oil up my man-titties, progmom.

[progmom]

17. woohoo!!

:woohoo:


:rofl:

[swag]

18. Oh, I forgot.

I will also loudly proclaim, I AM LORD OF THE DANCE!

[progmom]

19. i thought that was a given!

i only go to second base with lords of the dance.


(home plate is reserved for goofy shoe-gazing singer-songwriters)

[tigereye]

72. I know a lot of those if you want some names!

;)

[JimmyJazz]

20. Don't you mean Lord of the RingDings?

:P

[swag]

22. If that's what it takes to get some Jazz-style nipple manipulation,

then that is what I mean.

[JimmyJazz]

24. I know what you want:

[swag]

26. If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts would tell.

I think you may be on to something.

[StopTheMorans]

21. nominated

:thumbsup:

[crispini]

27. Boy, who peed in your cheerios this morning?

Sounds like somebody needs a hug!!!! :hug: :grouphug: :evilgrin:

[swag]

30. I hire a boy to come in and pee in my cheerios.

[Zuni]

32. do you import him from cambodia?

:shrug:

[swag]

35. No. There are perfectly qualified individuals from Gresham, OR.

[crispini]

33. LOL

:rofl:

[Debi]

28. Looks like you need some gonads and strife....weeeeeeeeee

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm

[swag]

31. Agreed. Both are critical to one's well-being.

[no name no slogan]

29. Jeebus, who pissed in your oatmeal?

and BTW :hug: :pals: :hi:

[swag]

34. Oh, hugs. Very sweet. Anyway, to answer your question,

I hire a girl to come in and piss in my oatmeal.

[Debi]

36. Here ya go.

[swag]

38. Oh, the MICTURATING SMILEY!

Now it's a Friday.

Gracias.

[Debi]

41. Glad I could be of help

:hug:

[swag]

45. Oh, huggybear shmuggybear

[Debi]

50. Yes, schnookity wookems?

[no name no slogan]

37. lucky you. all that disposable income still can't buy you hugs

:grouphug:

[swag]

39. True, but it can buy snurfles.

[Sugar Smack]

40. The queue was long, but worth the wait.

Here's a hug-

:hug:

and a kiss-



and a *squeeze*

[Debi]

42. Hussy

:eyes:

[swag]

44. Hey, an expression of female sexuality is not wrong, even if it is done

in pixels and shit.

[Debi]

51. I don't wanna share

[swag]

54. That's the spirit.

[Sugar Smack]

46. I THOUGHT WE WERE SISTERS!

:cry:

[Debi]

55. "God help the mister who comes between me and my sister,

and God help the sister who comes between me and my man!"

[Sugar Smack]

58. O yeah? I have some warm, buttered spaghetti here

that needs throwin'.

;-)

[Debi]

60. I have to get to work now....you can have him....I guess

:shrug: meh!

[swag]

43. Oh cheeses, a schqueeze from a smack.

Shmooga shmooga shmooga schmack.

[Sugar Smack]

59. sweekie! Yuggums!

ruff ruff! booboo! rummie!

[Misunderestimator]

47. Why is there shit on your screen? Are you on a laptop in the bathroom?

:shrug:

[progmom]

48. .

:spray:

[swag]

53. the coprophilia forum is that way.

[tigereye]

73. snort

I just like men who use big words for disgusting events. Sigh.

[swag]

78. It is my educated opinion that this thread's greatest value was to be

found in Debi's unveiling of the micturating smiley.

[patcox2]

49. Thank you thank you. Sanity.

Mind, you don't play the game and noone will give you a cute nickname and flirt with you.

Though I guess you could become the "lovable curmudgeon" character you sometimes see on sitcoms, like Schneider on One Day At A Time.

Just don't be sarcastic, noone ever likes a sarcastic bastard.

[progmom]

52. that is so true

if you don't flirt back, no one will flirt with you.

[patcox2]

57. I guess its funny, but I have a double standard.

I think electronic hugs are totally bogus, yet I would feel guilty about flirting because I am madly in love with my wife. I should have the same attitude towards both, if the flirting is bogus, then its harmless, right?

I think its really because I am terminally shy.

[progmom]

62. when given sincerely....

...i don't think electronic hugs are really all that bogus. they're an expression of support.

and the flirting thing...i see it as totally harmless. but we all have our own comfort levels.

[swag]

56. I like that this made the greatest page, while my Missile Defense

Update sank like a stone.

Thank you, Loungers, for this extraordinary moment in my life.

Happy fuckin' Friday.

Now, to go install some gig ethernet cards.

[redqueen]

61. Awww, you're so warm and sweet.

[swag]

66. Oh, I want to schmoofer your poofer!

[redqueen]

83. Is that a good thing?

:scared:

[swag]

84. It is what it is.

We're beyond good and evil in this office.

[redqueen]

86. Hmmmm...

I've tried to wrap my mind around that concept... so far no luck. :(

[swag]

87. Well, I wasn't being sincere.

So don't sweat it.

[redqueen]

88. You're confusing me.

[swag]

89. That's quite an accusation.

[redqueen]

90. Oy!

Now I got a headache. :(

[swag]

91. Sorry for the headache. I'd give you a hug if you were here in person.

[redqueen]

93. Awww....

Thanks. :)

Wait... was that sincere? :crazy:

[swag]

94. Yes, of course.

[redqueen]

95. Yay!

:7

[progressoid]

63. Where, I'm from you don't hug and "I love you" is for special occasions.

Like marriage.

But on the internets, the pixelated hugs are just normal, right?

[progmom]

64. i'm glad i come from somewhere else

i say i love you all the time. and i mean it. :bounce:

[progressoid]

68. Tell me about it!

Sometimes I wish I came from somewhere else too!!

That said, I too send out the good vibes and give an ethernet hug from time to time. It's hard work keeping up this stoic facade!

[FuzzySlippers]

79. I see you're from Iowa, too.

Are you of Scandinavian heritage, by any chance?

[progressoid]

98. Ha ha

Dutch and German! It took me a few years to figure out why I was drawn to Ingmar Bergman films!

But I have a little Sioux in there to keep things peppy.

[FuzzySlippers]

99. Dutch?

OMG! That's even worse. The Calvinist influence.:scared:

[progressoid]

100. Funny...I even had an Uncle that taught at Calvin College!

But he's a Democrat (or acts like one). The really scary Dutch Reformed stuff has worn off us after a couple generations. For some of us religion has worn off completely!


So, what's that in your avatar?

[FuzzySlippers]

101. A bunny with a pancake on its head.

:shrug:

[progressoid]

106. Hey, wait a minute...

I coulda sworn...

:freak:

I think I need sleep.

:)

[LynneSin]

65. Uh, Oh, time to drag out the kittens.....

[swag]

67. Wise judgment.

[Schema Thing]

69. pixels 'n shit (now I'm reading it right)

damn it, I had the hardest time figuring out what the hell you meant by "and shit on my screen".

[swag]

70. Yeah, as ZombyWoof pointed out, I should have used the brand name

[tigereye]

75. oops no pix of microbrews will help, will they?

How about this? Some Spanish surrealism... Remedios Varos.

GOG posted about this woman. She is so cool!




sorry so small. :) THought it would be bigger!

[swag]

77. Where did you get it from?

post me a link so as I can read me somethin'.

Thanks in advance.

Aren't you on vacation yet?

[tigereye]

80. notrhing like a little Dada and Surrealism

to brighten one's day.

http://www.ed.uiuc.edu/courses/EdPsy387-Sp95/Steven-Clark/project/Varo/Varo.html

We are going next Thursday. Best fares I could get in the endless transportation minefield. Meanwhile I have several reports to finish, plasterer to schedule, Elvis C. tix to buy, etc.

[swag]

82. Muchas Gracias.

Returning the favor:

http://www.mital-u.ch/Dada/index.html

[tigereye]

85. cool, thanks.

[name not needed]

92. *hug*

Will you be hanging yourself upside-down from the rafters and slitting your throat yet? Or will I have to hug you again? :evilgrin:

[swag]

96. I was drunk when I typed that.

You can't hold me to it.

Thanks for having the rocks to try, though.

[bridgit]

102. well, how bout a: salma...

[swag]

103. I always appreciate this gift

and I have right-clicked and saved to a special folder,

but must say that that lace looks like it would make for a dangerously scratchy frottage session.

[bridgit]

104. oh, my sense is that you will find a way...

swag dearest :hi: though tis true enough these most tiny-such prices we must pay from time to time, no?

[swag]

105. Es verdad, mi amiga preciosa.

[roguevalley]

107. God, what a great post.