Make up some shit and post it here.

[Jara sang]

I once played tennis with Andre Agassi. We played for a $2 bill. I beat him and he still hasn't payed me my two dollars yet.(Not really true, I made it up.)

[Misunderestimator]

1. I grew up at Buckingham Palace and I rode horses with Queen Elizabeth

Then we often had tea.

[sundog]

2. i once slept with Andre Agassi, after he cut off his hair

[mzteris]

3. I slept with him BEFORE

he cut off his hair. I refused to sleep with him again so that's why he cut off his hair .........

[bigwillq]

4. Well I slept with 50 Cent

and then Eminem and LL COOL J joined in.
The DVD will be coming out soon.:evilgrin:

[sundog]

6. big fucking deal - i'm really the one in colin farrell's sex tape

[bigwillq]

10. Yeah, and the bitch in Tommy Lee's tape

ME!:evilgrin:

[progmom]

31. i hate you

i love andre. (after he cut off his hair.)

[baby_mouse]

5. Not only do I eat creosote

I also smear it on toasted CD covers.

Crunch.

[baby_mouse]

9. Also

I have a pet cow that can sing "Slap my Bitch up"

[LynzM]

22. The creosote made me laugh

(lived about a mile from a creosote plant for a couple years...) but this one made me :rofl:!!!

[Cobalt Violet]

7. I gave Andre Agassi his first buzz cut.

Not true but ya buzz one ya buzz them all.

[roguevalley]

8. I didn't sleep with Andre. I prefer lacrosse players. On the other

hand, I am thin, rich and the proud possessor of a Ph.D in nuclear physics and a BS in BS. :-D

[bigwillq]

11. A BS in BS

:rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

12. I was a lion tamer with the Shriner's Circus.

I wasn't very good at my job. As a consequence, I have to type with my nose. Tsih si yhw uyo souhld be tlorenat fo my myna tposy.

Edit: tpoy

[Jara sang]

14. You lost me at "I"

:shrug:

[bigwillq]

15. LOL!

That was funny!:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

34. You are a very funny lady!

:hi:

[baby_mouse]

13. And

I pop into the dreams of republican politicians from time to time. It's a lot of fun...

[Champ]

16. My mom played tennis against Andre Agassi's Sister

And met Andre Agassi when he was 2 swatting balls at the tennis court. This is NO shit.

Now shit, I taught Michael Jordan everything he knows :)

[baby_mouse]

17. What's more...

Luckily for me, I have a packet of Coco Pops on a spring. BURP. BWAHAHAHA!

[baby_mouse]

18. And not forgetting...

Entropy is slowly consuming my "Sometims I think life would be easier if I weren't so Pretty" mug. It's slowly transmogrifying into a copy of Fortean Times.

[Jara sang]

19. don't you mean "Pop Rockz"?

[baby_mouse]

20. :blank stare:

A have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

Are we discussing a crispy popped-rice based breakfast cereal with chocolate flavoured frosting? Because, if not, you are WRONG. If yes, you are RIGHT.

[Jara sang]

25. Pop Rocks

Like rice crispies

[baby_mouse]

26. oo

strawberry flavour!

nice

[Elidor]

21. We're spreading fucking DEMOCRACY in IRAQ!!!

Ain't that a hoot? They fucking love us ever since we TURNED the MOTHERFUCKING CORNER. Our military bases are even now being turned into Flower Collection Stations, and Dubya will surely win the Peace Prize for his accomplishments there...

[LynzM]

23. I met Stephen Hawking once....

We had a really neat conversation.

No, seriously.

And, I have Itzak Perlman's signature.

That one, I didn't even make up, I absolutely promise!

[Lilith Velkor]

29. Stephen Hawking kicked Jet Li's ass in a barfight last month.

I saw the whole thing.

[LynzM]

32. Wow....

That, I'd like to see ;)

[JVS]

24. I shot JR!

[MisterP]

27. Saddam has WMDs! (well, that was easy)

[spacelady]

28. I rode a bus with Freddie Mercury.

[Roland99]

30. I'm Batman

Oh wait....that's true!

[Maddy McCall]

33. I am Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman's love child.

[Deep13]

35. Bumble bees will suck out your eyeballs if they land on your head.

My Dad told me that when I was a little kid. He had a bizarre sense of humor.

[Deep13]

36. Neil Patrick Harris stole my car!

[Evergreen Emerald]

37. I woke up this morning with my cat standing on my chest

My usually closed bedroom door was wide open and I saw my small dog by the door looking up at us. "Tell her." I could have sworn I heard my dog talk. I rubbed my eyes and wondered if I were still asleep. "Tell her." It was him! He was talking. His voice was lower than I imagined it would be, and a bit raspy.

My beautiful loving kitty, who sleeps at my feet opened her mouth and whispered in a melodic sing-song voice, "You snored again last night and our water dish is empty. You try drinking out of the toilet." "We can't take it anymore."

I rolled over and looked at my husband who said,"it doesn't taste that bad actually, but it makes your tongue blue." He stuck out his blue tongue.

[kick-ass-bob]

38. I know for a fact that Freddy Adu is really

37 years old.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. Barbara Boxer doesn't really have that surname. She calls herself that

because she is a boxer, in the sport sense. She also doubles as Howard Dean's and Dennis Kucinich's personal trainer.

[NoPasaran]

40. The feud between Al Franken and Bill O'Reilly is all my idea

You won't believe the next wacky stunt I've written!