Theme restaurants our corporate masters have yet to trot out

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Theme restaurants our corporate masters have yet to trot out

Sorry about the first one; just trying to represent the clueless corporate point of view.

#s 5 & 7 are from my monkey piece in the Writing group. You might find it funny: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=216x532

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. My sisters and I were going to start PMS delivery

Boston has 500,000 college students, and we figured we could start a business delivering Ben & Jerry's, Midol, Tampons, Chocolate, Potato Chips, etc. I can't believe no one's picked up on that idea-especially in a college town.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Hahaha...you out did yourself! I'm nominating this one!

:thumbsup: :rofl:

but I just CAN'T choose which I love best!

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Thanks, I'm honored

but I don't think I have to worry about that 2d and 3d nomination rolling in.:)

[progmom]

7. seconded!

:thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. OK go get JimmyJazz

we need one more

[Bossy Monkey]

9. I swear I was not trolling for nominations!

But I am now. PLEASE GOD SOMEBODY NOMINATE MY POLL! (Kidding. It would probably be the last nail in the coffin for Lounge threads getting on the Greatest page.)

[progmom]

10. bah.

YOU go get jimmyjazz. :P

on edit - i got fuzzyslippers. :)

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Yeah, JJ went to bed hours ago.

But I put this baby over the top.:-)

[EFerrari]

14. Take it and like it, they did.

And that's mine. "Take it and Like it, it's a buck."

:)

[Floogeldy]

3. "Topless Bitches Serving Burgers And Nachos & Shit"

B-)

[name not needed]

25. MMm, nachos and shit

:D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. I voted Zombieville. If you opened that restaurant, I'll go there.

Will you do it? :shrug:

[Bossy Monkey]

6. When I wrote the damn thing, I almost put by that one that this is one

somebody'd probably really do. My other idea along the same lines was Tonton Macoute's, which even has the kind of rhythm these guys like.

[fortyfeetunder]

12. Botulism Boil

The best of the worst....yuk!

[Initech]

13. George Carlin has an entire bit on this

"Instead of TGI Fridays, you know what I think they should call it? HSIOW. Holy Shit, It's Only Wednesday. You'd sell a lot more alcohol if people only thought it was Wednesday."

"We need a little honesty, I think we should have a hotel called the Sleep N Fuck."

[Dukkha]

15. Just The Skins

Restaurant that specializes in Chicken skins and all accessories are breaded & deep fried. It'll be a hit in the midwest

[EstimatedProphet]

16. McRacist's

Poverty King
Titties 'n Beer

[Bossy Monkey]

24. Titties 'n Beer would be a huge hit, though Hooters might sue

There's a slightly odd chain of bars stretching from Texas I think to hear in SC called Flying Saucer. The concept, such as it is, is a really huge beer list served by attractive young women in schoolgirl outfits. Go figure.

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Cirrhosis Joe's Booze Den & Grease Pit.

Platefuls of unidentifiable deep-fried things brought to the table by bloodshot, baggy-eyed, jaundiced late-stage alcoholics, along with brimful flagons of high-octane hooch.

I can see that one being a hit.

[Tux]

18. Grand Theft Burgers

A burger joint with hoes that can be pimp slapped.

[bvar22]

19. Charlie Manson's Fried Chicken!

Sharon Tatertots

[SoCalDem]

20. Louie's Liver-on-a-Stick Emporium

:)

[NMMNG]

21. McFundy's, Food from the Good Book

Bass is on the menu. Catfish and all shellfish are not for they are unclean abominations.

Feast on the locust, cricket and the grasshopper--they have much protein. Other insects will not be served for they are unclean and therefore forbidden.

Don't be looking for any Sausage McMuffin here--pork is unclean,(as are mice). Please try our delightful Ox McMuffin instead.



McFundy's is not an Equal Opportunity Employer. No gays allowed, women are not permitted in management positions, and all males must be circumcised.






PS: This is pure satire

[sellitman]

22. "Sheeples"

The restaurant of the masses. "So good people return for no apparent reason"

[smoogatz]

23. Sam 'n Ella's Sandwich Shoppe

n/t

[warrens]

26. Georgie's place

If you're in the awl bidness or otherwise connected to Tom DeLay and the Bush machine, the grub is great. Everyone else gets an empty plate at top dollar. There are no checks for the rich, of course.

[Bossy Monkey]

29. You definitely need to follow the link in the original post

Well, "need" is a little strong, but I think you'd get a kick out of the piece.

[greekspeak]

27. KKKopyKKKat's KKKoolaid KKKorral

Free KKKool Aid with FreeperCard!

Drink your kkkoool aid or Jesus won't love you any more little boy.

[RPM]

28. JP McPickleshitters

with proper credit to JVS