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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:33 PM
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When Jesus come back...
I've got a feeling that the LAST thing that he wants to see are crosses.
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:35 PM
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1. I see exactly what you're saying. I'm more sensitive than that.
Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 11:35 PM by NoSheep
;) Than to erect crosses, i mean...oh..nevermind.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:35 PM
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2. That's why he isn't coming everyone wears them on the neck....
Shit, i'd stay away too.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:37 PM
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3. He'll probably eat a cruise missle
Not that it would phase him, they say.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:38 PM
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4. Jesus is mad and he's blamin' it all on me......
Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 11:47 PM by WCGreen
Gram Rabbitt.......
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BlueStateGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:39 PM
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5. He's gonna hire a lawyer and sue the pants off Jerry Falwell and Pat
Robertson.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:42 PM
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6. I don't think he's coming back.
We failed. He might come back and kick through the ashes and wonder how it all went so wrong. I bet he'll cry.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:46 PM
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7. Especially crosses in a "Stars and STRIPES" motive?
Oh that seals it... I'm going to Hell

:evilgrin:
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GOPFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 11:53 PM
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8. Jesus was hired away by the planet Throck
Better pay, and he doesn't have to be celibate. Also he was quite pissed at the grilled cheese sandwhich said to look like his mother.

Jeesh, people, ya' gotta be more considerate if you wanna' keep your dieties around here.
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