Every guy on DU is SO jealous of me right now.

[Pale Blue Dot]

... and you're completely right to feel that way. :loveya::bounce::loveya::bounce::woohoo:

[sniffa]

i'm not

but i won't spoiL your fun. carry on.

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. Yes you are.

I got to kiss her feet.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. he's got plenty of those...

feet to kiss, that is :P

[sniffa]

17. teehee

:9

[bettyellen]

20. you guys should just hijack this and make fun of people

i would help, but i'm going to the beach.
:bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

23. have a wicked good time!

and making fun of people...that's one of my xtra special talents :P

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

35. bwahh

i'm running late
see ya
:*

[Zuni]

40. you have superpowers?

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

44. several...

just ask sniffa :P

[sniffa]

45. she ties me up with her Lasso, and makes me teLL the truth

"damn, you got big breasts"

:yoiks:

[bicentennial_baby]

48. ....

:spray:

and when he's really bad, i make him squeal like a schoolgirl ;)



grrrrr

[LynzM]

50. LMAO over here...

:rofl: Dude, you crack me up!

[sniffa]

51. hey you

:loveya:

do you think you couLd handLe a Lasso? :evilgrin:

[LynzM]

54. You bet, dude

Actually, I prefer some rope and a whip :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

55. and why don't we hang out more?

doh!

:loveya:

[LynzM]

56. LOL, that damned *driving* thing!

Doh!

[BikeWriter]

24. I'm jealous of you! :-)

[bettyellen]

trust me, he's not the jealous type

some of us just aren't
:D

[sniffa]

18. i'm jeaLous

of anyone who gets to kiss your feet. :loveya:

what are you up to today?

[bettyellen]

22. you'll have to look for me here:

www.tikibar.com/
i thnk you do need the backslash even though it's not purple.
(the song reminds me of who loves the chocolate)

[sniffa]

28. Lucky you

x(

i've got stories to teLL when you get back. :bounce:

have fun. :loveya:

[bettyellen]

31. i'll check my box when i get home.

:blush:
:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

29. Well, that's a good thing! I don't wanna marry you if you are gonna

be all possessive and shit. :P

[bettyellen]

32. and you've been so good about my phony scientology engagement...

my other fiance thank you.
:loveya:

[sniffa]

15. oh yeah?

i sucked her toes, so there! :yoiks:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Fuck you. And I mean that in a nice way.

:evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. That's the nicest "fuck you" I've ever heard.

:evilgrin:

[motely36]

2. LOL - I'm glad you guys are happy!

:woohoo:

[meegbear]

3. Sure, just rub it in

JERK!

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. Sorry. I can't help it.

I want to go and shout it from the rooftops. It's a sickness.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Just set up the webcam and we'll be fine.

:evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

6. she only lives up the road from me so YOU must be jealous

of me. :P :hi:

[bettyellen]

26. i'm jealous od sarahbelle now

but it's not because of the redhead.
:hi:
:*

[Deja Q]

7. Prove it.

:smoke:

[Misunderestimator]

8. Probably not every guy, but it's cute that you feel that way.

:hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. Every guy, and many of the girls.

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

21. Ok sweetie...

[BikeWriter]

9. You're welcome to feel that way even if you're wrong. :-)

[Champ]

11. Why?

What did I miss?

[kick-ass-bob]

16. He is the nice guy that came over...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3696857&mesg_id=3696857

[Zuni]

19. why? did you win the lotto?

:shrug:

[motely36]

27. He thinks so....

Ah....love

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. Ummm....yeah...

[DS1]

30. Ummm....no...

[JimmyJazz]

37. Well - Jeez - no wonder YOU think the answer is "no"

You with the Italian goddess!


And, the same goes for the Beastman, too. :hi:

[Cathyclysmic]

60. I love you, my pooky monster!!!

I can never stop talking about you and your sexiness!!!:loveya:

[Beware the Beast Man]

61. I love you too, schnookie pants!

:*


I'm going to make you a romantic dinner tonight! I'm so lucky!!!! :loveya:

[Cathyclysmic]

63. awww,toooo cute!!!!

I was hoping for a massage...I got some new oil at the store...

[Beware the Beast Man]

66. Can we try #34 in that book we got, bunnymuffin!

:evilgrin:

I lurve you, my Foxy Cleopatra!!!!!!!







:P

[Cathyclysmic]

75. I was going to break out my Catholic school girl uniform

you deserve it, you sexy hot ham

[Beware the Beast Man]

79. Grrrrrowwwwllll! You know what role-playing does to me!

Can I be the strict headmaster again??? :evilgrin:

[DS1]

94. Hey you two schnookity-schnook- schnook-bubble-pies

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

101. Aw, poodle breath - that's so funny!

:rofl:

[Cathyclysmic]

97. oh pumpkinbutt!

you are soo cute. you can do anything you want. I love you soo much.


I could talk to you all day like this....do you think we should IM eachother?:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

98. NAH! Let's just jack someone else's thread!

I wuv u, shmoopkins! :*

[Cathyclysmic]

99. Oh, sweetpea

I can't wait to get home and play your butt like a bongo drum!:loveya:

[TheProphetess]

111. Bongo butt - that's my favorite pastime with the Prophet

You love birds are too cute! :loveya:

[Cathyclysmic]

117. thanks! I just can't keep it to myself

You two are cute, too....how do you restain yourself?

[JimmyJazz]

102. Question: Is this an exclusive conversation or can anyone join in?

:popcorn:

[DS1]

103. How well can you play the bongos?

[JimmyJazz]

104. I can play, all right! How well can you belly dance?

That's the real question!

[DS1]

106. My belly is formidable, my dance is unwatchable

I think it's perfect for this thread

[Cathyclysmic]

118. sure!

Mr Beastman...the man, the myth the legend

his voice is very sexy, isn't it?...sometimes he talks to me in a swarthy french accent! You may have to ask him the next time you talk to him!

edit...explanation points!!!

[no name no slogan]

33. yeah, well, congrats anyway

all this kissy face is gonna make me :puke:

seriously I'm very happy for both of you. you make a very nice couple.

a couple of what, I don't know, but a nice one, nonetheless! :+

[Sugar Smack]

57. Honey, step away from that mess, you don't need it right now.

Come with me, and we'll grab some coffee. I have something for you!

Wild Thing by Sam Kinison
Year 1988


Wild Thing, I think you move me!
But I wanna know for sure
Everytime I kiss you I taste what other men had for lunch
The only thing that can get you off is to see me in pain
But i think i love you!

Wild Thing
You make my heart scream
You took everything
Oh, Wild Thing

Wild Thing I think you move me!
Ahh, just came to my mind, I thought I`d say that.
You made me trust you, then stuck the knife in my heart
You`re a lying, unfaithful, untrustable tramp
But I think I love you!

Wild Thing
You make my heart scream
You took everything
Oh, Wild Thing

Spoken (and screamed):
Everyone`s got some kind of Wild Thing that went through our lives and made it hell. Because eveyone`s had one, you me, nobody likes to lose. And you know she`s out there, laughing at you, I dont care if it was last week or third grade, someone broke your heart, what was her name?

Wild Thing
I`ll never forgive you!
How do you live with yourself?
You never loved me!
You used me!
I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood!
Why didnt you tell me you were a demon from hell?
You deserve the men your gonnna meet, you loser!
Railroad bums, transients, out-of-work guys
Guys that are gonna use you like you used me!
Guys that are gonna take money out of your purse and crawl out a window!
oh ohhhhhhhh!
Whats her name?
Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[no name no slogan]

LOVE IT!!!!

I haven't heard that version in YEARS! I love Sam Kinison!!!
THANKS for the ray of sunshine beautiful! :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

90. Aw, he's really the best and I reccommend him

to ANYONE who's been screwed..

A ray of sweet warm sunshine is nice.

:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

96. Favorite line:

"I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood!"


:loveya:

[no name no slogan]

100. I love that line!!!!

He used that line on a bit he did on "Louder Than Hell". He's playing this little maudlin ballad at the piano and starts talking about his woman he dated when he first moved to hollywood. apparently she burned thru his $$$ and dumped him when it ran out. VERY funny stuff!!!

"I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!!! I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!!!"

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

105. "There's something missing in our relationship," she says.

He says:"Well, it's the CASH, right?"

That whole routine made me laugh my ass off.

I enjoy the stories Howard Stern tells about him in his book "Private Parts". Howard Stern was really fond of him and recalls the day Sam Kinison decided to start "eating healthy", which to him meant things like creamed spinach and steak. If there was one thing you could never accuse him of being, it's incincere. There was supposedly also this great smackdown between him and Judy Tenuta on one of Howard Stern's shows, and it ended with the two of them crying and making up.

[no name no slogan]

108. LOL!!!

yeah, I miss his humor. and the scream. you CAN'T forget about the scream!

:loveya:

[fudge stripe cookays]

124. He got into a fight with the delicate flower?

I'm surprised she didn't hit him over the head with her accordion!

FSC

[StopTheMorans]

34. great, the only day of the week i decide to splurge and buy a breakfast

sandwich on the way to work, and now it's all over my keyboard :cry:

[Cathyclysmic]

120. should we be having personal conversation in an IM?

Technology etiquette is so tough sometimes:crazy:

[StopTheMorans]

36. kick

in case anyone is trying to lose weight

[greatauntoftriplets]

Not to be read by those....

wishing to avoid diabetic coma.

[Susang]

110. Insulin shock can be scary

Or so I've heard. That's why I'm only clicking on posts that are written by people I know to be sarcastic and snarky. ;-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

122. So I've heard as well....

Yes, sarcastic and snarky are my middle and confirmation names.

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

39. I could stand to lose a few pounds

thanks, STM :hi:

[Blue-Jay]

38. False

[JimmyJazz]

42. you forgot to say:

Love,


Blue-Jay

:silly:

[Blue-Jay]

43. That's soooo last week.

[ProfessorGAC]

41. Oh, I See

I come to Philly four times. You completely ignore me. And i'm supposed to be envious of you. Well. . . . . . .No! Even if you're happy, i'm not envious. (I'll be happy for you, of course.)

But, I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! (Gee, that seems like a movie line.)
The Professor

[Zomby Woof]

46. Uh, no

Sorry. I have it better than anyone... how many countdowns do I have? Just one. One week. That's it.

[Name removed]

47. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[nini]

58. uh.. is that a slam against me?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

59. That's what I was thinking

And if so, it needs to stop beyond immediately.

[nini]

62. it truly boggles my mind

I guess other's happiness really drives some people crazy. :D


:loveya:


1 WEEK!!!! :bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

64. 1 WEEK!

AND!

Mr. B just came by to take those awful bank recs away!!!!!! He said it was okay, he knew I was too bogged down to ever finish them!!! :bounce:

[nini]

70. SWEEEET

I know how much you loved that job!


I have to do a german and french version of a program today. I have to hurry up so I can get next Friday off.


:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

71. Achtung!

Oui! lol

:loveya:

[nini]

78. BUFA!

*snort*


:loveya:

[Schema Thing]

84. you called?

B-)


I'm not jealous of anybody. Much.

'spose I do wish my date was more plugged in politically, but ya can't have everything, so for now I'm settling for a heart of gold and wicked good sex :evilgrin:

[GalleryGod]

49. I Think Not.

:smoke:

[Donkeyboy75]

52. Ummmm

Nope. I know a lot of us that are perfectly happy.

[matcom]

53. Gawd. If you two don't figure out how to dial a phone soon

i just might get sick

[RandomKoolzip]

65. I'm not jealous of you. I'm jealous of Rocco Siffredi.

[Beware the Beast Man]

67. I'm not.

:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

68. I'm not jealous of Rocco Siffredi, I'm jealous of Beware the Beast Man.

Oh, and Peter North.

[Beware the Beast Man]

69. I don't have his projection.

:(

[DS1]

72. I would've gone with reach, but it's simple semantics at that point

If I had a choice between living either of their careers, I'd go with Rocco

[Beware the Beast Man]

74. Yeah, I couldn't deal with that helmet that Peter North calls his hair.

[DS1]

76. and you have that part of your career in the beginning, where

you weren't so much dishing it out as you were taking it

not that there's anything wrong with that

[RandomKoolzip]

86. And you call yourself "Matt Ramsey."

Hey, a man's gotta eat!

[DS1]

88. The Director's snapboard was a dinner triangle

Oh, he ate alright

[RandomKoolzip]

91. I bet Finnfan is SO jealous of US right now.

"You guys all have bigger right forearms than me! What gives?!"

[DS1]

92. It's not our fault they make the driver's seat on the left

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

82. You've seen his hair?

I have no idea what he looks like above the nipples.

[RandomKoolzip]

73. Or his volume.

Man! Buckets.

[DS1]

77. It's like going to a Gallagher show

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

80. Except slightly more glandular.

Even the DIRECTOR wears a tarp!

[DS1]

81. Bounces a zoom lens off a mirror from another room completely

As I understand it

[RandomKoolzip]

83. Remember the "magic bullet" that shot both JFK and Gov. Connally?

I think Pete was just hitting "those awkward years" in 1963....

[DS1]

85. He saw a flyer for the Communist Party and got it all wrong

Poor guy

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

89. It's gotta be "the ropes."

Welcome back, RKZ. Where the hell ya' been, kiddo!?!

[RandomKoolzip]

93. "Triple your girlfriend's laundry bill!!"

We've been working on a new menu over at the salt mines...'s taken us a couple weeks to get adjusted. Plus, the wifelet's out of work right now.

How's yer mom 'n'em?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

95. "You'll ruin her couch!"

Mom 'en 'em? Aw, purty goo.

[Schema Thing]

87. Awwwwwwwww that's soooo cute! Can I pat you both on the head?

[biscodawg]

107. if you say so nt

[EstimatedProphet]

109. Would you people PLEASE keep it down!? The Prophetess and I are BUSY, see?

Take it DOWN a notch or two!
Damn parties...I swear, some people...

[TheProphetess]

112. Awww, baby, I can't wait to marry you!

Only 6 more weeks!! :loveya:

[EstimatedProphet]

113. It'll be our Happily Ever After

Especially if you keep playing the bongos...
:evilgrin:

[TheProphetess]

114. Heeeheee

You know you can't stop me! :)

[EstimatedProphet]

115. Honey, I'm not gonna try

:evilgrin:

[TheProphetess]

116. Let's borrow Beastman's book and see what #34 is...

;)

[Cathyclysmic]

121. oh, it not for the newbies...it requires a sling and chocolate syrup!

I'll pm you...unless you just want me to tell you here!


:o

[TheProphetess]

126. LOL!

That sounds quite fun! :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

119. Not me, cool.

She's a wonderful woman and she knows how much I like and respect her...but jealous? Nope.

Very happy for both of you? And happy for you that you're so excited that you feel we should be jealous? Yes, you got that.

My blessings upon both of you.

You treat her right, you hear me?

Redstone

[Gemini Cat]

123. Uh...

No.
Sorry.
Glad you are all happy and stuff, however.

[Old_Fart]

125. Is this a jealousy thread?

Looks like you have a fan club Finnfan.

[SarahB]

127. I disagree.

I don't think every man is jealous of you. I want to just go on the record as saying that. I am, though, very happy to be with someone who has the strength to put his heart out there for me over and over.

Thank you, my sweet. For everything. Even for making me cry. In other words, thanks for bringing the guitar.

And so another countdown begins.... 9 days. :loveya:

p.s. I'm really, really glad the Belle kids didn't scare you.


I promise to take good care of your heart. You take amazing care of mine. :)