Can I go home yet?

[LynzM]

Dammit, it's nice outside and I wanna go play and not sit in a cube!!! Today more than usual!

"Can I be excused? My brain is full."

Reviewing data in Excel just isn't doing it for me, today... :eyes:

[sniffa]

1. i absoLve you of your work commitment

just teLL the boss, i said it was ok.

you can thank me Later. ;)

[LynzM]

2. Thanks, dude.

Boss isn't even here today x( It's the trainee I'm worried about...

If I leave work and drive up to Boston, can I get some toe lovin'? ;)

[sniffa]

6. you know the answer to that

you can get toe Loving any time. :loveya:

i may even drive down for it.

[StopTheMorans]

3. don't worry, i'll enjoy the beautiful MA weather for you

i'm taking a 1/2 day and leaving at 12 :D

[LynzM]

14. Punk!!!

Enjoy it!! :bounce:

[Tyler Durden]

4. Only if I can go too.

I'm sick to death of TS-16949, skeevy employers, lying co-workers, lazy managers...

I'd rather do home improvement, and that is saying a lot.

[LynzM]

15. Sure, you're excused, too!

:D Should I ask what TS-16949 is?

[Tyler Durden]

21. Automotive Technical Standard TS-16949

Freely translated: bullshit.

Kind of like...if fill out all the paperwork in the world, and audit everything in sight, you'll never make a bad part.

RIGHT.

[LynzM]

22. UGH.

Just like the stuff I'm doing. If we make enough rules, people can't make mistakes filling out Clinical Research Case Report Forms. SUUUUUUUUUURE. Make it idiot-proof, and someone will find a better idiot...

[ltfranklin]

5. LOOXURY

Kids these days...Why, in my day, we would have KILLED to work in a Cube! We had to work in a big cardboard box, aye, and were damn'd glad to have it! And no coffee...we had MUD to drink, and damn'd glad of it! LOOOXURY!!!

[Redstone]

8. Don't forget the part about having to walk seven miles each way,

in the snow, barefoot.

And getting paid with a bagful of nickels, and damned few of them at that.

Redstone

[ltfranklin]

12. snow? LOOXURY!

Whay, we had to walk 14 miles to work over broken glass, with naught but old woolly socks we had to weave ourselves out of our own back hair! And uphill to boot, BOTH WAYS!

Nickels? LOOXURY! We would have killed for nickels! Nay, we were paid with empty walnet shells, AND a slap to the side of the head, and we considered ourselves damned lucky to have that!

And no dental coverage either!

[Redstone]

13. We didn't NEED dental coverage! Our teeth all fell out from the gruel

we ate for our only meal of the day. The sand they mixed into it to make it seem more filling wore our choppers out by the time we were eight.

Redstone

[ltfranklin]

27. You had GRUEL? LOOOOXURY!

Our only meal, once a week, was the dead skin-cells we had to scrape off our bodies to make it! Sand? Oh, we would have LOVED to have had sand to put in the pot...and we didn't even have a pot! THAT would have been a LOOXURY!

[LynzM]

20. True. I'm just feeling whiny!

I've had worse jobs...

[GOPisEvil]

7. I'll call your boss, and you call mine.

That way we can both go! :D

[Redstone]

9. Just nobody call MY boss...

he's a real pushover and will tell me to go on ahead and get out of the office, and I'll do it because I'm a lazy son of a bitch, and then nothing will get done (just like it's not getting done now while I'm farting around on DU), and I'll have to do it tomorrow morning because nobody else is going to do it for me.

Redstone

[LynzM]

16. Yeah, I'll make sure not to call *him*

God, you give the guy any old excuse and he'll just let you right out of there! ;)

[Redstone]

23. He's a real pushover. And Missy has his ear. I think she's whispering

to him right now, in fact. He can never resist her...but then again, who could?

Redstone

[LynzM]

24. It's always Missy....

I dunno, if she started whispering to *me*, I'm not sure I could stand it, either!

[Redstone]

25. Especially when she gets a litlle, uh, naughty, saying things like

"Psst...why don't you come on over here and give me a little spanking, Big Boy."

I think she likes girls, too, so you may want to be careful around her.

Redstone

[LynzM]

26. I'll definitely keep on a sharp lookout around her.....

Dangerous, that one is. :)

[LynzM]

19. Sounds good, dude!

I get Tuesday afternoon off... fingers crossed we get more weather like this!!

[Zuni]

10. I only work part of a day today

one of the laywers I work for went to Costa Rica today for a week and the other went to play golf all day :woohoo:

[LynzM]

17. Sweet!

Have a nice afternoon off!!

[auntAgonist]

11. I have to be at work by 3pm

I do NOT want to go :(

but go I must.

:sigh:

[LynzM]

18. Bummer, dude....

I think it'd be harder to go in halfway through the day.... :( :hug: