I'm driving on your street with my audio system cranked up-ask me anything

[formerrepuke]

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. why is the ground shaking

and grandma's china falling out of the cabinet Mr. Subwoofer?

[formerrepuke]

5. 'just wanted to make sure y'all knew I was passing by..

[bowens43]

2. All I hear is thumping. Is that actually considered music?

[liberal N proud]

3. Blow your ears out!

[no name no slogan]

4. Could you play some shittier music, please?

Your music just isn't shitty enough for my tastes. :P

[formerrepuke]

7. I got my rights! I got my rights to listen to what I want!

(I am being sarcastic, of course..I regularly harass the local city councilman to get the noise ordinance enforced around here)

[BikeWriter]

6. Why did my Civil War cannon turn toward the window...

and aim at your car?

[Allenberg]

8. TURN IT DOWN!

I can't hear Matlock. :mad:

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. MAAAAATLOCK!

[flvegan]

10. I love the way your mids and highs distort and sound like shit.

Cuz it's all about boom boom to you. Clarity is for wimps, I suppose. Oh, and do us all a favor, go BACK to Circuit City and get decent subs. They may thump, but anything lower would dust those paper cones.

[Champ]

11. Turn that shit up!!

It's not loud enough if my walls aren't shaking and everything is rattling.

[WCGreen]

12. Do your balls vibrate, is that why you like so much bass

I'm curious, cause normal people like to hear the whole range of the music....

So the only thng I can think is that little tingling in your nether region is more imporant that what the music sounds like...

If that's the case, you can go to any adult oriented store and get a vibrating device that is far more personal and quite less loud.....

[caty]

13. Why are my eardrums vibrating?

What? What? Speak up!

[Sequoia]

14. I love it when you crank up Bob Marley!

"Get Up, Stand Up, Stand Up for your rights!" yea, that's the one!

[matcom]

15. did that hurt just now?

the pellet i shot into your neck from my porch i mean :D

[auntAgonist]

16. Didn't you learn

ANY manners while growing up?

I hate it when cars drive by on a nice quiet summer's night, blasting crap I don't want to hear.

:(

[mark11727]

17. Do you take requests...?

Anything off the Pulp Fiction soundtrack will do, thanx.

[lectrobyte]

18. Where do you live? I wanna drop by and play some Beethoven

at 4am.

[BikeWriter]

19. Have your tires gone flat from those roofing tacks I scattered yet?