Senator Clinton launches investigation of Microsoft Paint.

[Kraklen]

"It turns out that children can use this computer program to view all sorts of pornographic material. There's absolutely no indication on the label that indicates it could be used for these purposes. I, and the American people, are outraged!"

[redqueen]

1. .

:rofl:

:applause:

[idlisambar]

2. LOL

:7

[RPM]

3. i am going to have to alert on you

u shouldnt use nudity!

[redqueen]

4. I know! It's SOOOO very much worse than violence!

[RPM]

6. violence?

where? gimme gimme gimme!

[Kraklen]

11. Here you go.

This is what Senator Clinton had previously expected to be on MS Paint.

[XemaSab]

14. LOL

Good call...

[Democracy White]

5. *snork*

LOL!

Dee

[tridim]

7. I got in trouble in 4th grade

for drawing a nekkid lady on notebook paper. Add that too the list.

[redqueen]

8. Yes! Ban paper!

Kids might draw nasty pictures! :o

[RPM]

9. me too - i made a book of booby pics and sold it at $.10 a copy

books were $.05 to make - so i had a fat margin on them.

then Mr. Williams busted me.

the title was "Cleavage: The book of boobs"

Man, i sure was a li'l larry flynt...

[crispini]

16. ROFL!

Selling home-drawn pr0n! :rofl: That's classic!

[MindPilot]

22. I used to trace the pictures of underware models in the Sears catalog

then add in the "details".

[Kraklen]

20. Cleavage: The Book of Boobs.

Five cents you say? Any on surplus?

[RPM]

30. yes - my mom kept one

it has a very naughty Nancy Reagan joke.

Not too shabby for 4th grade...

[tridim]

29. I didn't sell them, but I drew them for the other little horny kids

in my class. I probably could have made bank if I was more of a businessman.

[MindPilot]

10. Wow! I hope Tipper Clinton never goes on the Internets

She might find out about that digital picture thingie they use to take pictures of torture victims who might be NAKED!!!

"WON'T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!"

[LaurenG]

12. lol nt

[MindPilot]

13. Seriously it kind of surprises me they haven't gone that direction

The pictures of torture can't be released not so much because it depicts unconscionably despicable violent acts, but there's (GASP) nudity!

[LaurenG]

18. Yep, nt

[PittPoliSci]

15. MS paint now equipped with an "Adults Only" rating.

the ESRB has decided to issue a new rating for MS Paint after it was discovered that figures of naked people can be drawn in it. Sen. Clinton, in a bold move, denounced the use of paint saying "We should be focusing on whole-hearted family oriented drawing programs." When asked to comment, a 14 year old male student, who asked to remain nameless said "I always drew pornography. It was an outlet. I guess I'm going to have to turn to drugs now." after his mother had removed the offending program from his computer.

*deep sigh*

I'm so disappointed the whole moral crusading that Hillary has embarked upon...

[Kraklen]

17. For some reason it doesn't surprise me.

She's pulled stuff like this before hasn't she? I think I remember her whining about rap music.

[PittPoliSci]

19. her and tipper both.

She's pandering to a voting group that would NEVER vote for her. It's futile.

[MindPilot]

21. In other news, toddlers in sandboxes are under the watchful

eye of government officials today. A series of raids this morning resulted in the confiscation of several thousand pounds of sand when it was learned that nursery school children had been using the sand to draw stick figures with turgid male genitalia and overly perky female breasts.

James Dobson of Focus on the Family said his organization would immediately donate 250,000 toy M16 machine guns to give the children "a more wholesome outlet for their liberal media-induced fantasies."

[Greyhound]

23. Thank the Goddess we found out before it was (hopefully) too late. n/t

[LSK]

24. no wonder im scarred for life!

:banghead:

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. What's the "Unlock" code for that? - nt

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Those three icons that look like a pencil, a paintbrush and a spray can...

Click on any one of those and the fun can begin.

[LSK]

27. hey!!! there might be some children watching!!!

Dont give away secrets which could lead to their ruin!

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Oh shit...

Hillary Clinton is at the door. What should I do?!

[Deja Q]

31. ROTFLMAO!