I'm gone for the day, but before I go, the following advice

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1) Don't ask me anything.

2) If your chicken itches, scratch it

3) Shark week will be followed by missing white suburbanite week..no need to get your panties in a wad

4) If your wife (whom you referred to as "fat") wants to vacation without you, maybe it's you - not her

5) Only 17 1/2 more hours til progmom is on the air taking jazz requests

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Does this mean I don't have to tell you to go home?

Oh shit! That was a question. I really need to learn to read. :yoiks:

[sundog]

2. MisU asked me to ask you... no... *tell* you to come home

[progmom]

3. you are a sage

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

4. How many more hours now?

Tomorrow will be my last chance to hear your show for a long time. I am going to be scarce around here once I am settled in CA. (I can hear the sighs of relief and applause, lol).

So I will make sure I tune in! :hug:

[jonnyblitz]

7. i will listen tomorrow..

it's been awhile. i will be around .. :hi:

[MissB]

5. You know

#2 still has me in stitches.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Do you mean Chichen Itza????

How ta hell can one's chicken itch?