QUACK!

[ET Awful]

[usedtobesick]

1. if it looks like and duck and quack likes a duck...

[Robb]

3. Sad thing is

...that's exactly what my post would've been. :D

[XemaSab]

2. I see your

Anas platyrhynchos and raise you a Lophodytes cucullatus...

[ET Awful]

4. Well, I'll see your Lophodytes cucullatus, raise you a Panthera uncia

and call.

[XemaSab]

5. I'll see your Panthera uncia and raise you a Sula leucogaster!

[ET Awful]

6. How about a juvenile branta canadensis

[XemaSab]

7. Psaltriparus minimus

[GOPisEvil]

9. I see your juvenile branta canadensis and raise you theobroma cacao.

Mmmmmmm...chocolate. :9

[XemaSab]

12. Ustilago maidis! Take THAT!

[GOPisEvil]

14. I got nothin'...I never took biology in school.

What is attacking those poor ears of corn?

[ET Awful]

16. It appears to be some variety of republifungus

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

17. SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

[GOPisEvil]

19. You dare expose my eyes to smut?!

Won't someone think of the children?!?!

[usedtobesick]

8. are you even allowed to say things like that on DU?

can't you get TS for that?

[XemaSab]

11. Considering that

the other birds I posted were Bushtit and Brown Booby, I think Anas platyrhyncos is the least of the mods' worries...

[usedtobesick]

13. after todays rants I am sure you are right (oops correct I mean)

[ET Awful]

15. Yeah, I can see how bushtits might be problematic on DU

:evilgrin:

[usedtobesick]

18. if he did some pushups and worked out he could get rid of those

[Lisa]

23. and there's always liposuction! (n/t)

[MN ChimpH8R]

10. Honk!

[ET Awful]

20. Oink!

[MN ChimpH8R]

21. Cute little piggy!

Too bad they don't stay that cute and little

[ET Awful]

22. Well he's not THAT much smaller than his mama

:)