what was the worst movie you ever saw?

[XemaSab]

End of Days....

no contest.

[terrya]

1. Has to be "Armageddon"

HAS ro be.

Not even the films of Ed Wood, Jr was as bad as that horrible, bloated piece of shit. Directed by supremely untalented schlock director Michael Bay

[Jade Fox]

33. Oh yeah.

I walked out of it about 1/3 of the way through. Utter tripe.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

53. DAMMIT, TERRYA!!!

You took MY answer. :mad:

Good choice. :)

[Dukkha]

68. My choice also

Everyone who was involved with that should be shot into space!

[Initech]

95. Definately.

Michael Bay needs to be placed alongside Ed Wood as one of the worst directors in American cinema.

[trof]

2. High Anxiety

I walked out after about a half hour.
Never done that before or since.

[fudge stripe cookays]

50. You missed the best parts.

High Anxiety rules.

[mockmonkey]

74. I agree

One of my favorite Mel Brooks films. The other poster was probably late for the Fruit Cup.

[fudge stripe cookays]

110. Or the obscene phone call.

:hi:
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[spooky3]

123. "Streets of Fire" and "First Family"

[democracyindanger]

3. Highlander 2

The only sequel so bad it ruins the original retroactively.

[XemaSab]

4. cough cough star wars cough

n/t

[mcscajun]

There *are* no other Highlander movies...

...nor any TV show.

There can be, and Is, Only One. :)

[Cocoa]

17. the Quickening

:rofl:

[ikojo]

120. I totally agree....when I saw that in the theatre years

ago, everyone stood up at the end of the movie and said THAT SUCKED! The first time I had ever experienced a movie so bad.

[thinkingwoman]

166. There should have been only one. nt.

[mcscajun]

5. Office Killer -- without a doubt

the. Worst. Movie. Ever.

[Burma Jones]

6. Cats and Dogs

I walked out 15 minutes into it and snuck in to see something else.

[BlueJazz]

7. Blair Witch Project...Idiotic Plot...Idiotic acting...Idiotic editing...

..and I felt like an Idiot for paying 6 bucks to waste 2 hours of my life... x(

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

55. Are you joking?

Well, to each his own, I guess. That movie freaked the fuck out of me. I was shaken for like 24 hours.

[LSdemocrat]

58. I agree. Biggest waste of time ever.

[ikojo]

121. Blair Witch was unique because it was the first

time the Internet played a significant role in marketing a movie.

Blair Witch 2 BLEW CHUNKS! I went with a friend at her insistence. After Blair Witch 2 was done she made me promise her not to give in should she ask to go see anything with the words Blair Witch in the title.

Why can't Hollywood be satisfied that Blair Witch was unique and leave the unique films alone?

[LSdemocrat]

156. I suppose it was only good if you were privy to the original marketing

I only saw it after it had become a big success. It was the first "horror" movie I had ever seen and I thought it was terrible.

[ikojo]

161. Blair Witch scared me because I have never camped

in the woods and it totally played on my fear of camping in the deep dark woods.


Eeery!

[XemaSab]

163. you've got to be kidding me!

you need to go camping!!!!!

right now!!!!!!

play hooky tomorrow and go sleep out somewhere!

it's a must-have experience!

[Ruffhowse]

8. Battlefield Earth

Big headed aliens with what looks like snot dripping off their nose-'nuff said.

[no name no slogan]

11. Oh I am SO SCARED!

John Travolta in moon bootz with giant buggers!!! Run away!!!!!!
Gotta love them codpieces tho...



:rofl:

[jobycom]

9. Yor: The Hunter from the Future.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

10. Manos, Hands of Fate.

Nothing touches this...Torgo was the high point for gods sake.

[Zuni]

40. agreed

almost supernaturally bad

[TK421]

67. That movie was absolutely hideous!

I watched it on MST3K, and it was unbearable-even with Crow and Tom Servo's wisecracks

[I Know How To Do it]

12. Children of the Corn 6

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. Every other Children of the Corn besides the original sucked.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

57. ...and the original wasn't really that great either.

Sorry to say. :evilfrown:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

155. I hope you guys have read the original Stephen King story, because it's

GREAT.

I'm kind of peeved that so many of his great stories have been made into crap movies, and I include "The Shining" in that list.

Of course, King himself is complicit in the mangling of many of these stories into their crappy movies.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Robot Monster - so bad it was good

This horror feature film from the 1950s has occasionally played on the Late Late Show. I think it was made for under $1000. The producer used what he had available to create the alien: an ape suit and a diving helmet on which he attached a TV antenna. The alien communicates with his leaders in outer space through what looks like an old mahogany TV-Stereo console from the Salvation Army. And there's bizarre almost Shakespearean dialogue that comes out of the monster's mouth like: "Yes! To be like the Hu-Man! To laugh, to feel, to want".

What's even more bizarre about the movie is the disconnect between the low budget cinematography and acting and the music, which is fantastically good. The score of the film was composed by a young Elmer Bernstein, who went on to do the music for such films as The Ten Commandments, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Escape, and The Magnificent Seven. The dialogue of the film is so bad, virtually throughout, that it's hilariously funny, although I don't suppose that's what the producer had in mind. This film makes Plan Nine From Outer Space look like Orson Welles. It was even advertised to be "In Exciting 2-D".

[indepat]

14. One of the Gipper's: take your pick

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

45. His acting job from 1/20/81 until 1/20/89

Does that count? Atleast the movies he made were laughably bad, didn't kill people or ruin their lives.

[indepat]

117. That counts: seem to recall a book entitled "The Acting President",

by Bob Schieffer, but that might just have been a dream.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

118. I haven't heard of that book

but I constantly refer to "Sleepwalking Through History." Strongly recommended for those, like myself, who aren't old enough to remember first hand the bastards time in office.

[Dez]

15. Titanic n/t

[Initech]

96. Worst movie ever made.

I hate that movie and I'm not a big fan of James Cameron, either. The only decent movie he made starred Der Gropenfuhrer.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

180. i second that

bad acting 9though i do love kate winslet in everything else), overly long, overbudget, bad script, pretentious direction, implausible moments that defy the laws of science (the bodies freezing in unfrozen water), etc

[Cocoa]

16. Red Heat

Jim Belushi and Ahnold. :puke:

[RPM]

18. Dangerous Minds

also the worst blind date & worst double date I was ever on.

10/31/1994 :scared:

[skygazer]

19. Hot Dog - The Movie (1984)

Here is an exerpt of one of the glowing reviews -

This movie is about skin and skiing. People who like the latter and aren't offended by too much of the former (or vice versa) will find Hot Dog mildly amusing.

The story line is completely predictable and the characters are almost like cartoons. Trying to find a single sports movie cliche that Hot Dog doesn't use would probably make watching it more interesting.

The swinging side of skiing is given equal weight here with the sport. There is an incredible amount of female flesh displayed throughout, all of it very nimble and attractive. But the result is far from erotic. There's nothing kinky, sadistic or even really obscene about the nudity. But we just see too much of people we don't care enough about. It gets boring.

It's doubtful that the good skiing footage alone would make this movie worth seeing for skiing enthusiasts. As for the devotees of (very) softcore porn, they may find Hot Dog worthwhile. But I suspect a half hour of "Aerobicise" would probably do as much for them. However, if you like both skiing and skin, and don't care if a mindless plot occasionally intrudes, Hot Dog could be your movie.

[I Know How To Do it]

20. Short Circuit. I was with a friend, so I just put a walkman on

and listened to music through about 80% of it.

[I Know How To Do it]

21. Tango and Cash. Glitter. Mother May I Sleep With Danger?

[EC]

22. American Psyhco... n/t

[Wetzelbill]

24. I got drunk with the co-screenwriter, Guinevere Turner

It was at a premiere party for some films that we did some work on in Seattle. I had her quoting lines from the film and everything. She's a lesbian, and I couldn't bring her back over to the other side. Not even for a short while. :)

[EC]

26. Did you see the movie?

Better she didn't take you home, who knows about the artistic mind, you could have been research for the movie....


thought I had a chainsaw smiley, this will have to do

[Wetzelbill]

27. yeah I watched it

I figured since it was adopted from a novel she wouldn't have been too crazy. :)

[indigo32]

131. You Got Drunk with Gwen Turner?

Damn!!!!

[Wetzelbill]

162. yeah....

at the Seattle International Film Festival they have a program where three directors each make a short film in less than a week. She directed one and I worked on one of the other two.

So, at the premiere party I was sitting around BSing a few of the people that I worked with and she walked up to the bar right next to me to get a drink. So, I just turned around introduced myself and had a good conversation with her, for, maybe an hour or so. Hard to remember I was pretty tanked. Free alcohol can be an evil thing. :)

[TexasBushwhacker]

23. The Neon Bible

... based on John Kennedy Toole's first novel. I thought I couldn't miss with Gena Rowlands being in it, but it was like watching paint dry.

[Wetzelbill]

25. Mad About Mambo

I almost walked out during the credits. It was sheer will, determination and Keri Russell's different outfits that kept me in my seat.

I never actually sat through The Pest. Couldn't make it through the first 3 minutes, so it doesn't count since I never watched it.

[MercutioATC]

28. Open Water

If you made a promotional video for timeshare condos with softcore porn actors, this would be that movie.

[KeepItReal]

137. Good call

:-)

[NNadir]

29. "Eyes Wide Shut" was pretty boring.

Even Stanley Kubrick could do failure.

With the exception of "Rain Man" where he was more or less a bystander, I can't think of a single Tom Cruise movie that was worth much.

[solinvictus]

31. I agree about "Eyes Wide Shut"

it wasn't pornish enough to be erotic and it wasn't artistic enough to be high film; it was just time wasting crap with some gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot.

[Glorfindel]

30. "Out of Africa" - stupefyingly vapid and pointless

even though it featured two of my favorite actors. What a waste of talent.

:thumbsdown:

[WhollyHeretic]

34. Waterworld- and I had to pay to see it, not by choice though

My friend M and myself picked up our friend J for his birthday and told him we'd do whatever he wanted our treat. He wanted to see Waterworld, he had a big crush on Kevin Costner. So not only did I pay to see it but I paid for myself and part of my friend. I can't believe I gave that much money to that travesty of a movie. The movie was a ripoff(Mad Max), the acting was horrific(Costner) and it was waaaaaaaaay to freakin' long.

[NaturalHigh]

35. Look Who's Talking

To this day, I can't believe that piece of crap spawned so many sequels.

[CanuckAmok]

149. Really? You, my friend, have high hopes for society.

And this from a nation which induldged EIGHT seasons of "Full House", and tolerated Laverne & Shirley's move to LA.

[NaturalHigh]

165. Laverne and Shirley moved to LA?

Wow, I must have been busy preparing for the transition to second grade or something. I don't even remember that. In fact, about the only thing I remember about the show is that they were always drinking milk and Pepsi or some such abomination.

[Tom_Foolery]

36. 90% of the movies made after 2000 suck...

We no longer waste our money on any of the crap.

[I Have A Dream]

65. I agree with you.

I try to watch foreign movies and art movies for the most part now.

Luckily, I don't mind subtitles, so there are still a lot of good movies out there if I can find either theaters or video stores that offer them.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

106. I feel the same way

I'm trying to remember what was the last top ten blockbuster movie I saw. I honestly can't remember. There hasn't even been one that I've wanted to see for a few years now.

Wait, I think I saw Minority Report. That was the last one.

I have an aversion to any movie that

1) Consists mostly of car chases and explosions and/or other special effects on steroids

2) Consists of a series of gross-out jokes and masturbatory fantasies that seem to have been written by a bunch of 12-15 year old boys who got into daddy's liquor cabinet or dope stash

3) Consists mostly of foul-mouthed, chain-smoking, dead-end lowlifes planning some stupid caper

4) Contains sappy animation

There go 90% of all Hollywood movies made in recent years. :-(

[Flying Dream Blues]

37. Pearl Harbor

I almost thought they were playing it for laughs, the dialogue was so hackneyed, and they used every WWII movie cliche' in the book. Ben was giving his usual wooden performance, and whichever Kate that was was trying WAY too hard to be June Allyson or Rita Hayworth. You know, that breathy hollywood diva voice.

Luckily, about 30 minutes in, the lights went out in the whole cineplex, so we got to leave. We had a voucher but never went back. It was really awful. Of course, I didn't see the actual attack scene, which looked from the trailers like it was going to be good.

Anyway, there are worse movies I'm sure, but with the budget, bigtime director, actors, etc. it's got NO excuse to be this bad.

[Coventina]

38. "The Rapture"

Is the worst non-MST3K type movie I've ever sat all the way through.

It was at the Telluride film festival.

[Reynardine]

39. Godfather III

Maybe not the flat-out worst, but it was so much worse than the original 2 and got so much hype that it really stands out below the rest.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

46. I think people go wrong

when they compare and expect G-III to live up to the first two. On it's own, despite Sofia Coppola, its a good movie. Having the baggage of being a sequel to two of the best films ever made hurt this film more than anything in the film.

[Reynardine]

69. More than just Sofia Coppola

The helicopter massacre and Al Pacino's death scene were so bad that I laughed at them.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

75. Pacino's death was a bit much

but I personally don't have a problem with the helicopter massacre.

What do you think of the first two Godfather films?

[Reynardine]

76. Godfather Movies

Godfather I was one of the greatest movies ever. The first part of Godfather II was as good as I. The second part of II wasn't quite as good as the rest, but it was strong.

[Connie_Corleone]

126. Andy Garcia was my main reason for watching Godfather III.

Oh, and of course myself. ;-)

[Kire]

151. Pacino died?

thanks for the answer to that mystery

[BiggJawn]

41. "Signs"

Super-natch-er-al bullshit happening in a cornfield without the tug at the heartstrings like "Field of Dreams" had.

Gibson was starting to feel his "Inner Pope" with this one, too.

[Liberalynn]

132. Used to be a Gibson Fan

and still do love the LW films, but Signs sure did suck, and I agree he wasn't that great it in it either. Air America was pretty bad as well.

[Nevernose]

142. "Signs" was a dmaned good movie

Maybe not if you take it at face value, I don't know. But if you take it as an ode to Hitchcock, it was freaking brilliant.

[Zuni]

42. House of the Dead?

Alone in the Dark?

any movie by German director Uwe Boll based on a video game :scared:

[PittPoliSci]

148. he is making more video game movies too.

I think he's got a Hunter the Reckoning movie, and a Bloodrayne movie coming.

:scared:

[Paladin]

43. From 1970: "Myra Breckenridge"

The fact that I can dredge it up from that far back in time ought to tell you how bad it was.

How bad? Well, let me put it this way: it's the only movie I've ever been to where the people coming out of the earlier showing begged and pleaded with those of us about to go in and watch it, that we turn back, get our money refunded, and do something else with our time. Wish I'd taken their advice. Horrible, an embarrassment to all involved.....

[I Have A Dream]

44. 'Unforgiven' & 'Tess'

I found both of these movies so boring that I fell asleep in them. I was absolutely flabbergasted by the great reviews of 'Unforgiven', and the fact that it won the Academy Award for best picture blew me away. This is when I stopped believing in reviews (except for a few special reviewers that I trust). :boring:

Throughout 'Tess', I just kept thinking 'Will this never end?'. (That was between naps.) I was with other people, so I couldn't leave. I felt bad for sleeping, but I just couldn't keep awake.

Blech to both. :puke:

[ihaveaquestion]

48. I really like Unforgiven.

I think it's the whole revenge against the sleezy bastard men for their treatment of the underdog women.

But I could be wrong. :9

[I Have A Dream]

64. My feeling is that I missed something. Another person who was with...

me also didn't like it at all either. However, what you're saying makes sense. I wish that I had been pulled into the movie more.

Thanks for your feedback and take on it. Maybe I should watch it again; maybe I'd "get" it on the second watch.

[ihaveaquestion]

47. Ghost in the Machine

I walked out halfway through it.

:thumbsdown:

[gmoney]

49. Robocop 3, hands down...

no doubt about it.

[DS1]

63. The first one was a classic

The rest just sucked, the third was a movie that the actor's, if they had any moral values, should've walked out on. Right there during shooting.

[CanuckAmok]

79. Hey, it wasn't as bad as the series.

Yes, there was a "Robocop: The Series", shot in Toronto.

[fudge stripe cookays]

51. I have 3 that I've just detested.

"Wholly Moses", "If Lucy Fell", and something called "Denial" with Rae Dawn Chong, Robin Wright, and Jason Patric.

All bad bad bad.
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[CanuckAmok]

135. Ha! Wholly Moses!!

Dudley Moore in a quickly thrown together knock-off of Life of Brian.

Oh, man... I saw that in the theatre with my mom, when I was about 12. I think there were three other people in the room.


And "If Lucy Fell"?! I never sawe it, but I have a tape of Simpsons reruns recorded around the time "Lucy" was being advertised. The trailer is remarkably terrible. I seem to remember being elated that it was a flop.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

52. Shakespeare in Love

my fiance and I walked out half-way thru. Couldn't take it, and i don't quite know what it was that we couldnt take. I think it was the masturbatory self-importance that every actor in it seemed to have.

[Lilith Velkor]

192. Thank you

I can't quite put my finger on it either, but don't want to see it again to examine it further. Dreadful film.

[flamingyouth]

54. Hard Rock Zombies

:puke:

[Fenris]

91. It makes "The Love Machine" look like "Schindler's List"

[Nikia]

56. Very Bad Things

It was a very bad thing. My husband and I saw it in theaters. We both wanted to walk out but thought that the other one was enjoying it(we were in the dating phase of our relationship at the time).

[CanuckAmok]

72. What a fabulous date movie!

I took my future-wife to see "From Dusk Till Dawn" on one of our first dates.

And yet we ended up divorced! Go figure.

[TroubleMan]

59. Surf Nazis Must Die

I usually like bad movies, but this one was beyond bad, and not in a good way.

Unbearably boring.

[B Calm]

60. Earthworm Tractors / Joe E Brown

[DS1]

61. Feeders2

The first one wasn't bad enough

[rndmprsn]

62. Battlefield Earth...without a doubt!

terrible excuse for a sci-fi flick...dreadful.

[I Have A Dream]

66. Did anyone really like "Ghost World"?

I heard a lot of good things about it, but when I tried to watch it, I just couldn't get into it. I gave up after about 30 minutes. (Maybe the later part was the best part.)

The young ladies just seemed so mean -- it was toxic to me.

[ihaveaquestion]

70. On 2nd thought... Napoleon Dynamite

Stupidest movie ever - and my son (22) agrees with me.

[jane_pippin]

84. AMEN!

[ihaveaquestion]

71. Ghost World was OK.

Steve Buscemi was really good. BTW, girls can really be that mean. It seemed somewhat normal to me.

[CanuckAmok]

78. I liked it.

nd, yes, they were... but they learned. Oh, how they learned.

[I Have A Dream]

81. Maybe I should have watched the rest of the movie. n/t

[CanuckAmok]

98. You still could.

And Steve Busceimi is wonderful in it.

[jane_pippin]

83. I loved that movie. Give it a second chance if you can

You're right, they do seem mean but it has a great ending (at least I think it does).

[I Have A Dream]

92. OK, you've convinced me.

:)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

144. I loved Ghost World

so there! :-)

[alarcojon]

170. It didn't get any better, if you ask me

I thought the whole thing was meanness and suburban boredom for their own sake.

[CanuckAmok]

73. Said it before, I'll say it again: Saturn 3, Doom Generation, Moulin Rouge

and, finally.... Space Cowboys.

[XemaSab]

104. I thought Moulin Rouge

was aight... not great, but aight.

You kinda had to be there.

[CanuckAmok]

134. Be where, exactly? It's was (sort of) a period piece.

How old are you?!

[XemaSab]

145. LOL!

"There" figuratively, not literally... Moulin Rouge is the sort of movie you just have to accept on its own terms, and I thought it was good for what it was.

[CanuckAmok]

147. Well, it's certainly the best Elton John video since "I'm Still Standin'"

I'll give them that.

[XemaSab]

153. that's one thing to say for it

:D

[Onlooker]

77. Mars Attacks

Not sure if it was the worst, but it was really bad.

[Seabiscuit]

86. I loved Mars Attacks!

And I loved Titanic.

Why is it that some people feel they have to slam the good films in these "worst film" threads?

[webjamn]

80. Showgirls

I admit I rented it for the T and A but even tons of that wasn't enough to keep me from turning it off about halfway through. The "acting" (apologies to real actors for calling it acting) was horrendous.

[Skittles]

115. what killed me is with all the nudity it wasn't even remotely erotic

it was just ugly

[Divameow77]

181. I have seen Showgirls on VH1

and they have computer generated bras on all the topless women, it is the cheesiest thing I have ever seen, it's funny.

[cheeseit]

82. Spy Hard

[Seabiscuit]

85. "Druids" - another Christopher Lambert disaster.

[PassingFair]

141. Yuck, I'm with you on this one, Seabiscuit...

I like Lambert, love Druids...was excited to find the "film" at the video store...we tried to watch it, honest we did. It was UNWATCHABLE! We still laugh about it.

[Seabiscuit]

167. My mother-in-law rented it ... it was so horribly bad it was hilarious!

She liked Lambert and she liked the title. Even she was more than a little disappointed. :)

The "druids" were all killed off in the beginning of the film.

The plot, if there was one, was so confused as to be completely undecipherable.

The war scenes were amateur repetitions of the same sequences, and made no sense whatsoever.

Lambert spent 95% of his appearance time staring off in a stupified trance.

And those WIGS!!!

It's pretty hard to believe someone else actually saw that movie all the way through.

[jane_pippin]

87. Sideways

Yeah yeah, I know everyone loved it. To each his/her own.

[nytemare]

89. There were a couple of scenes that were funny

I had the feeling watching it that it could have been something, but wasn't. I was pretty disappointed.

[jane_pippin]

90. exactly. a few funny moments, but as a whole

didn't live up to its potential. Oh well.

[kwassa]

101. I thought the whole movie was hilarious

[jane_pippin]

107. Really? Well l like I said, I *did* laugh, so I'll give them that

I just didn't like the ending and they kind of whined a lot. (But to be fair, that's what made the parts I thought were funny, funny--just wish there were more of them).

Just my opinion. Glad you liked it though. :toast:

[nyhuskyfan]

88. Contact

It isn't a good sign when pretty much an entire movie theater (50-60 people) leaves doubled over laughing and the movie wasn't meant to be a comedy.

There was an episode of South Park where the teacher (Mr. Garrison) ends up in the hospital and the doctors try to induce vomiting for some reason with no success. They finally give up and say, "Forget it. You wanna go see a movie?" "Yeah, let's go see Contact". Mr. Garrison immediately starts throwing up. I almost did too from laughing so hard. (forgive me if I got the dialogue a little wrong, that episode was four or five years ago).

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

93. The Matrix

nt

[SkipNewarkDE]

94. Showgirls

[southlandshari]

97. Message in a Bottle

It is the only movie I've ever gotten up and walked out of the theater in the middle of - boring, boring, boring!

:boring:

[seemunkee]

99. The Lonely Lady w/ Pia Zadora

There were literally 6 people in the theater. Three couples seated far apart but we all started makeing jokes out loud to each other.
It won a Razzie award for worst film

[kwassa]

100. Gone With The Wind

tedious movie about a selfish child-like narcissistic woman with no redeeming qualities who never learns anything from the world falling apart all around her

[XemaSab]

105. but that's the point

n/t

[Breezy du Nord]

102. "Alone in the Dark"

With the oh-so capable Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff.

[maveric]

103. "Great Balls of Fire" Dennis Quaid sounded like Foghorn Leghorn.

His accent and acting were laughable.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

108. A genuine oldie: The Umbrellas of Cherbourg...

It was a musical, and my husband and I don't normally care for them. Especially when the musical is sappy and stupid...

[LeftyMom]

109. Manos, The Ninth Gate, The Island of Dr Moreau nt

[Greyhound]

111. This week it was Lemony Snikets, blah, blah blah...

I'm really starting to get irritated with Carrey. Could've been a really good flick, but "chewing up the scenery" doesn't even begin to describe the crime that was his 'performance'. I want my 2 hours back!! :puke:

[distantearlywarning]

112. Dungeons and Dragons.

2.5 hours of my life completely and totally wasted on crap.

[Name removed]

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[philosophie_en_rose]

114. Left Behind.

If I was God, I'd leave Kirk Cameron behind too.

[XemaSab]

116. wow....

:rofl:

[General Zod]

119. Monster A-Go Go

It makes " Manos The Hands of Fate " look like a masterpiece.

Most of the movie is incomprehensible, with some of the worst editing ever.

[Bleacher Creature]

122. I hated the English Patient

Just like Elaine.

It wasn't the worst movie ever made, but it was SO boring. And when you consider all the acclaim it got, it has to make the list.

[slutticus]

124. Robocop 3. More recently, Cold Creek Manor

[bikebloke]

125. Charlie

Some London gangster flick, where London was awfully bright and sunny without resembling London. Lots of bad acting. It didn't even warrant fast forwarding. Who cares about the end. Being on holiday the past week, I gave myself a couple extra movie nights. I should have skipped one.

[Connie_Corleone]

127. Boogieman (2005)

The most boring "horror" movie I've ever seen.

[Cathyclysmic]

128. Ring 2

The first one was great. This,of course, was thrown together. Parts of it didn't even make sense.

[Liberalynn]

129. Big Trouble

with Julia Roberts and Nick Nolte

and also Ishtar, although I have to admit I did laugh a couple of times.

[funkybutt]

130. Mulholland Drive

wtf is up with that? what a waste of my time.

[Connie_Corleone]

138. I thought it was great!

Of course, I like weird, f*cked up movies like that anyway.

[Kire]

152. it's the greatest un-movie ever

The critics warn us that David Lynch’s new cinematic event, Mulholland Drive, is a film to be experienced. It’s brilliant, they say. Really.

Just give yourself to it. Don’t expect logic, just go for the experience.

So experience it. Accept its premises. And walk out wondering why so many people spent so much time, money, and talent to bring it to you.

What is it in your unconscious that keeps nagging you? Strange moments, discarded memories. Oh. My. . . . You shudder as you remember that painful descent into cultural limbo, the years you spent in graduate school . . .

And then you recognize that Lynch is indeed a genius. He’s pulled back the curtain to reveal places like Harvard as the gratuitous institutions they’ve become ever since graduating the Unabomber (and other like-minded lunatics) who can justify terrorism all too easily with the moral indifference of postmodernism. In attempting to push the envelope of cinema, Lynch discovered that he had to push an entire syllabus. And he’s pulled it off. He’s given us a narrative experience of graduate seminar LIT 300, "Introduction to Theory of Literature."

More: http://www.metaphilm.com/philms/mulholland.html

[Rob H.]

133. Boxing Helena

It stunk out loud, just god-awful. If anyone ever recommends it to you, save yourself the agony and hit your thumb with a hammer instead--it'd be less painful than actually watching the movie and the pain would be over sooner.


Edited to add that it threw in one of the most-often-used (abused?) movie clichés at the very end, too.

[WeRQ4U]

177. self delete

[MrScorpio]

136. Collateral Damage

An utter pukefest

[lizzieforkerry]

139. Tin Cup n/t

[spooky3]

172. oh, I had forgotten how bad that was

[Mizmoon]

189. LOL, that's Mr. Mizmoon's favorite film of all time

I'm not kidding :)

[friesianrider]

140. Ghosts of Mars... nt

[mac56]

143. "Nuts"

Streisand, Richard Dreyfuss, Leslie Nielsen.

[quaoar]

146. Ishtar

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

150. Exorcist 4. 80 min or so of your life you'll DEFINITELY want back.

The version they released in theaters anyway. I heard there was an initial version (?Paul Schrader?), that got canned by the studio after completion, then they totally remade the horrible version released, and I heard the DVD release has the original, canned, version available as an act of remorse I guess from the studio or distributor...

[swag]

154. Mystic River

Total faucking shite

[applegrove]

157. The Smiths.

[The Great Escape]

158. "Godsend" ...What Was DeNiro Thinking?

[Zomby Woof]

159. Howard The Duck

Nearly 20 years later, and I am still :scared:

[Kathleen04]

160. Evolution

w/ David Duchovny and Julianne Moore..super lame.

This year's has got to be Sahara..so incredibly cheesy (and not in a good way), but at least this one provided some comical entertainment in how bad it was.

[NewJeffCT]

164. The Messenger, some Joan of Arc story

Milla Jovovich was just so wrong for that movie!

[Catfight]

168. "Sweet November" was a waste of film. nt

[liberaliraqvet26]

169. The Passion of the Christ

who wants to watch bloody slasher flicks in latin?

[alarcojon]

171. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

0% on the rotten tomatometer.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ballistic_ecks_vs_sever/

[caty]

173. "Barton Fink"

Why did they even bother.

[I Know How To Do it]

193. Sorry, but I really really liked Barton Fink.

[pdx_prog]

174. Bewitched

[mnmoderatedem]

175. Look Who's Talking 2

I actually thought the first one was OK, but the second was completely obsessed with potty training. :shrug:

[navvet]

176. Grey Lady Down

an old submarine in distress movie in the late 70's.

I had a date in the theatre and (I served on subs) I kept seeing things go on that could never happen on a real sub, so I shouted out (when I could no longer stand it) "Bull Sh*t that can't happen"

Needless to say my date never went out with em again.

:silly:

[WeRQ4U]

178. Havana Nights, a.k.a. Dirtier Dancing

A shitstorm.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

179. napoleon dynamite

ok, maybe not the worst-just the most irritating and unoriginal i've seen recently

[Divameow77]

182. Howard the Duck

I used to nanny and the little girl watched that stupid movie over, over, and over.

[Bride of Cthulhu]

183. The Big Blue

it was truly abysmal.

[Parrcrow]

184. Independence Day

jingoistic bastardization of War of the Worlds (a cautionary tale about arrogant jingoism).
President in a fighter jet was a stupid idea for a movie too.

[Clintmax]

185. "Voyage Of The Rock Aliens"

Pia Zadora and Craig Sheffer starred. There is a really good music video at the very beginning of the movie with Pia Zadora and Jermaine Jackson singing a song called "When The Rain Begins To Fall". After that, the movie is the worst EVER made!

[youspeakmylanguage]

186. REALITY BITES!!!

The movie was so incredibly horrible and the characters were so pathetic and vapid that I was enraged leaving the theater. I vented to my friends for about a half-hour, annoying the hell out of all of them. If I remember correctly, the movie pissed me off so much that they didn't want me to even approach the theater manager to ask for a refund because I was yelling too much. I was 16 at the time.

This movie was anti-art - a pretentious black hole that sucked the life and happiness right out of me. It was also useful in that it demonstrated exactly the kind of young adult behavior that I did not want to emulate.

[StuckinBFE]

187. "Logan's Run" Hands down nothing is as bad as this movie

My roommate rented it one evening cause she was watching "Friends" and it was quoted as the "Sexiest movie ever" and she thought it would be funny if we all watched it. Well let me say this I want back those 2 hours so bad and it differently was not the sexiest movie ever.

[Emops]

188. "Meet the Parents"

Was it supposed to be funny?

[Mizmoon]

190. Pink Flamingos

I hate that movie with every fiber of my being. It is the only film I have ever said this about: It should be banned, burned, and forgotten. Everyone involved with it, even the make up people and such, should be exiled for life.

I even dislike the person who wanted me to watch it BECAUSE of this film. What utter vile, useless trash.

Got that? :)

[XemaSab]

191. This thread

currently has the most posts of any active thread... go figure.

[Lilith Velkor]

194. And no mention of Godzilla yet

Weird.

(The one with Matthew Broderick, worst fucking movie ever.)

[XemaSab]

195. Until now!

n/t