I told my girlfriend to gain some weight.

[sundog]

she's friggin losing it cause she thinks she's too fat...

she eats cigarettes for lunch...

ok, so i don't have a girlfriend... oh yeah, and i'm gay...

but still... i would :)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Can we get shark week back please?

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

2. My copycat sank like a stone.

A woman's control of her weight is her decision, just like her control over her body....again, how sad is it that we STILL have to have even debate this shit.....:eyes:

[sundog]

3. oops

just saw it :P

no kidding :)

[Telly Savalas]

5. Agreed that trying to control another persons weight is wrong,

however if one wishes to gain weight themselves, I'd heartily recommend the Quebecois delicacy poutine: french fries and cheese curds slathered in gravy. It's been working for me! Mmmm.

[petronius]

50. What did it look like before you ate it?

:)

[TheHelplessLlama]

4. Only dated one girl worthy of telling that too...

didn't last long. We broke up because she liked recreational drugs, and at the time I was straight edge. Suprisingly, she smoked alot of weed though. You'd think someone that prone to the munchies would weigh more than 100.

[khashka]

6. How come all the gay guys

want women with some substance but all the straight guys want women who look like prepubescent boys?

There is something very very wrong here....

Khash.

(If you ever do get a girlfriend sundoggie, can I be it? I got a gorgeous blue velvet dress... Ok you'll have to overlook the moustache, the beard and the chest hair, but apart from that I look really cute in it :) )

[sundog]

7. beard & chest hair?

woof!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

8. You wanna get a pizza and screw?

What? No? I'm sorry! Whazzamatta, you don't like pizza? :P

[sundog]

9. ok

:P

[JimmyJazz]

11. liar liar, pantalones en fumar.

or something like that :silly:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

72. en fuego?

I think.

[khashka]

73. Hey you two... get a room!

Plus I thought Jimmy was waiting for me to turn straight and sundog was just waiting for me. How little I know. And how sad it is.

But can I watch if I pay for the pizza? Please?

Khash.

[progmom]

74. i'll take your sloppy seconds

:hi:

[khashka]

75. I think we are looking at

thirds or fourths at least. But I'm willing to share :)

(If they'll let me)

Khash.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. ok

[sundog]

12. ok

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. ok

[sundog]

14. sorry you had to edit

that's sad

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I posted the wrong link

so yes, it is sad.

[sundog]

i'm sorry you are sad

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I'm sorry you're sorry

[sundog]

37. i'm sorry i ever shamed you rev

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. I'm sorry you shamed me too

[sundog]

52. i'm actually not sorry at all, only sad that i couldn't shame you more

[JimmyJazz]

15. okay!

[progmom]

16. ok

[JimmyJazz]

18. you smell of elderberries.

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. your mother was a hamster

[progmom]

20. ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. ground control to major tom

[progmom]

29. put on your red shoes and dance the blues

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. we could be heros just for one day

[sundog]

35. that song makes me cry

[progmom]

43. got your mother in a whirl, she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world

[progmom]

59. John, I'm only dancing.

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

[sundog]

64. like some cat from Japan

[AntiCoup2K4]

69. he could lick em by smiling

he could leave em to hang...

[sundog]

22. your mother collects wood chips for breakfast

[XemaSab]

21. hey,

I'm the one who posted a picture of a valley elderberry longhorn beetle in here, can you give me some props?????

[sundog]

23. ok

[progmom]

24. props to xemasab!

[sundog]

26. props are sad

[XemaSab]

45. why are my props sad???

I want HAPPY props!

[sundog]

48. i'm sorry i don't have a happy prop... he's out partying this friday

[XemaSab]

56. and he left you at home?

that's no fun...

[sundog]

58. all alone

[XemaSab]

63. you need to get new friends

if that's how the old ones treat you.

[sundog]

65. i know... maybe next week

:P

[XemaSab]

71. why not tomorrow?

n/t

[Jara sang]

27. what the fuck?

:wtf:

[sundog]

28. i'm sorry you are confused

[Jara sang]

30. No... no... no... I'm sorry

Truly I am.

[sundog]

34. i know you mean well

[Jara sang]

40. What well?

Is there a child stuck in a well?

[sundog]

46. yes, there is a child stuck in a well somewhere... i don't know where

[Jara sang]

54. Are you ignoring ALL alien orders

it sure doesn't look like it

[sundog]

60. no. i'm a pushover.

[JimmyJazz]

31. Wanna slice of pizza, or is that not your style?

:shrug: I'm just asking.

[sundog]

36. yes, i'll have pizza

[JimmyJazz]

38. Can I have some soup? I'm in the mood for some reason.

[sundog]

39. 2 minutes before closing? ok

[JimmyJazz]

44. hey!

I love you. G'night. :hug:

[sundog]

49. leaving so soon?

[JimmyJazz]

51. It's very late on the east coast.

and, after tomorrow, I'll be gone for the week!

[sundog]

53. gone?

where?

[JimmyJazz]

55. rehoboth with motely36

[sundog]

57. wow. you are lucky. wish i could go.

[liberaltrucker]

61. Is this the real life

Is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[JimmyJazz]

66. ack! a bedtime earworm!

who sent you? was it the aliens? :spank:

[liberaltrucker]

67. Take me to your leader

:tinfoilhat:

[JimmyJazz]

70. Did you not see the sign?

I'm ignoring alien orders :D

[liberaltrucker]

68. Then again, knowing your leader

I'm outta here!!!! nite.

[kodi]

42. so, your girl friend's an anorexic fat guy and he's a nicotine addict?

damn, you could write a country and western song with that narrative.....maybe even a made for tv movie.