Arghhhhh, my wife just got back from a Pilates party..........

[aquaman]

What should I do?

I will add an "S" for you spell check fools, It was just a prank you know. Jesus will get you.

[TroubleMan]

1. Wash your hands of any responsibility

Get rid of your iniquities.

[WhollyHeretic]

2. She didn't bring home any lumber, did she?

[aquaman]

3. Actually she did......

several 2x4's. Should I be scared.

[WhollyHeretic]

8. You might want to keep your hands in your pockets and put on some

steel toed boots.

[TroubleMan]

4. LOL....you nailed that one

Sorry....I can't resist bad puns.

[WhollyHeretic]

9. Me too. The worse the pun the harder it is to resist

[Trajan]

5. Pilate ? ...

Was Pontius there ?

Did they ignite Pilate lights ? ...

Did she pilate a plane ? ...

[aquaman]

6. Here you go smart person....

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[TroubleMan]

7. That works your paunches and your pilates

nt.

[norml]

10. It's just yoga combined with weight training.

The yoga stretches what the weights tighten, but why the silly name for it?

[lildreamer316]

11. That stuff is cool

and pretty easy to do until you get futher along.
Hell, be grateful; you can do it without any equipment or going to a gym.
If anyone told her different they're just trying to get money; get the DVDs and be done with it.