JimmyJazz's mother is a hamster & gathers woodchips for breakfast.

[sundog]

[JimmyJazz]

1. I told you NOT to tell anyone. That's the last secret you'll ever

hear from my lips

[sundog]

2. i'm sorry i hurt your feelings... maybe zuni is a better friend

[JimmyJazz]

5. Get over yourself before I get out the "nut kick" smilie

:P

[Jara sang]

9. Wipe him out. I want to see him.

:popcorn:

[Zuni]

3. I like woodchips

although, they make a better snack than a full meal

[progmom]

4. and she sleeps face-down

it's freaky.

[JimmyJazz]

6. la la la la la la la la la

[sundog]

8. i was worried you weren't gonna be here for zuni's party

[Zuni]

10. oooh, she could suffocate

[sundog]

12. that would be very sad... i'm glad zuni week is raising my spirits today

[terrya]

18. Oh, my...

Just...oh, my....

[progmom]

23. i know

[bettyellen]

30. face down, completely motionless, no kicking or flailing...

she's great.
c'mere, JJ. :hug:

[Jara sang]

7. I tried luring her back this morning

It didn't work.:cry:

[miss_kitty]

11. that's libelous, mister.

unless it's true.

[sundog]

13. hi miss_kitty, i was wondering what happened to you... and yes it is true

[miss_kitty]

15. Well then,

carry on. I had no idea.

On Edit: sadfuck smilie

Edited again: nutkick smilie

[JimmyJazz]

14. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Have some pez!

[miss_kitty]

16. Thanks

I love you and Pez too.

[JimmyJazz]

19. You are WAY behind on your post count - get busy!

[miss_kitty]

25. my dog is going batshit crazy

I need to walk her. She's seen someone she wants to play with, and I think she just woke the guy who's a resident (1st year; works crazy hours) who just moved in upstairs.

[JimmyJazz]

29. Okay! I'm outta here for the week in just a few.

I'm going to the beach. It's great to see you posting again. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

17. Dammit... she told me her mother was a woodchuck.

[sundog]

20. i thought she was too... till i found out the truth last night

[JimmyJazz]

21. It's WORSE than that! My mother is *gasp*

a Republican :silly:

[progmom]

22. poor dear

[sundog]

24. i'm sorry jj... that is very sad indeeed

[Misunderestimator]

27. NO!! I'm so very sorry... at least my Republican father was finally cured

[Zuni]

26. a woodchuck or a beaver is a respectable mammal

this revelation changes EVERYTHING

[Misunderestimator]

28. I just wanna say one more time.... Happy Freaking Birthday, Zuni...

[Zuni]

31. That makes me so happy

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. ok