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[progmom]

i wanna play what you wanna hear*

www.wemu.org









*straight ahead jazz.... (*)















*or LGBT jazz

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. *yawn* Mornin!

[progmom]

13. good morning, beautiful!

:hi:

[sundog]

2. you don't have to take my request pmommy

[progmom]

10. did you make a request?

i never got it

[sundog]

15. devil may care... again... cause only the devil cares... about me

[sundog]

19. wheeeeeeee

:bounce:

[Zuni]

3. Hi progmom

:hi:

[progmom]

16. happy birthday zunipoo!

:hi:

[Zuni]

18. thanks progmom

:loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

4. So "The Truth is Marching In" by Albert Ayler is out of the question?

Damn.

[Zuni]

5. Mohawk?

my favorite Charlie Parker jam! :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

6. "straight" ahead jazz... what about "gay" ahead jazz.

[sundog]

7. she never thinks of us

[Misunderestimator]

8. I know... we are but footnotes in her book of life...

[RandomKoolzip]

11. That forlorn smilie is bugging me out.

Reminds me of corarose/Ginger Snaps. AND it reminds me that my life is a hollow worthless lie.

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

24. My life is a lie but it is not hollow or worthless... maybe

[Zuni]

32. my life is a sea of despair

[sundog]

37. my life is a deeper sea of despair that all of yours put together

[sundog]

12. in the volume that will be released from the dusty vaults after she dies

[progmom]

14. check the damn edit

[Misunderestimator]

26. Waaaah! See? We are just a footnote!

[sundog]

31. actually we only exist in her book due to threats from our lawyers

[Misunderestimator]

35. true... after that horrible ruckus she caused at the last pride parade

[sundog]

40. i was embarrassed... but ashamed of myself for being embarrassed by her

[Zuni]

41. nothing to be ashamed about

her behavior was barbaric

[sundog]

42. she ripped off her shirt & started dancing in the bleachers

[Misunderestimator]

43. And she jumped on the back of my friend's motorcycle... bad form.

[sundog]

44. without the shirt... she could have at least put some leather on

[Zuni]

45. I heard she started tossing out Chick Tracts

[sundog]

49. she did... in the bikini

[Misunderestimator]

46. I would have let her borrow my chaps too, but she insisted on the bikini

[sundog]

48. without waxing

[progmom]

57. ....

:spray:

[progmom]

9. i played you a whole set of lesbian jazz last month

you want MORE?

[Zuni]

17. lesbian jazz

:rofl:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Do you have Patricia Barber's version of "She's a Lady"?

[progmom]

73. i might

is that a request?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

75. yeah...

[Misunderestimator]

27. Of COURSE I do! You have to ask?

[Lavender Brown]

20. You still haven't played my request from a month ago

:evilfrown:

[progmom]

74. oh dear...i hate that

what was the request?

[Lavender Brown]

113. I forgot

:P No matter, I was just kidding.

[Zomby Woof]

21. Yay!

Sonny Rollins - Misterioso, if you have it! :hi: Quad :donut:

[progmom]

77. maybe...

[Zomby Woof]

92. no matter

I enjoy the show due to its intense variety and good taste, reflective of your generosity AND DU's impeccable judgment.

[progmom]

94. wait - what happened to asshole ZW?

[Zomby Woof]

114. I save it for the repukes!

You think I am going to be an asshole about JAZZ??? :doesnthaverightsmileyforoccasion:

[Misunderestimator]

116. How about this smilie...

[Zomby Woof]

119. He makes me so... SAD

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

124. Here then...

or

or maybe or or

or this?

[Zomby Woof]

127. How about in a little over a week...

:beer: :D

[Misunderestimator]

140. Oh Yeah! I'm so there!

:beer: :beer::beer::beer::beer:

Ooops... almost forgot this guy...

[Misunderestimator]

101. WTF?

[progmom]

93. you get st thomas

it was the right length

[Zomby Woof]

You rule the world!

Thanks progmother! :loveya:

And if you keep using that smiley, RKZ is going to get his keyboard messy. :o

[DS1]

23. I'm listening, but I'm not liking it......

...........................yet

[sundog]

25. you don't like anything

:P

[DS1]

28. I like your steak & eggs, 5 minutes before you close

sucka

[sundog]

34. you're mean

and it's very sad that i like it

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

52. His assholishness is sexy...no?

[progmom]

60. no?

ok....yes...

[DS1]

62. It's a fuckload sexier than

*cough*
"I'll spend the rest of my life trying to change the world just to make everything perfect for you"
*cough*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

68. No it's not, you bastard

[DS1]

84. Teena

Please leave Misunderestimatron, and come live with me. I'll be you servant, I'll follow you all day and make sure nobody gets in your way, I'll lick your shoes clean when you come home from work, I'll stand their quietly with a towel in my hand as you shower on the other side of the curtain, I'll vacuum the carpet after your every step, I'll polish the kitchen floor after I serve you dinner, I'll never masturbate while you sleep, I'll wash your car every time you choose to go on your long trips to Cancun by yourself.

Come to me, my sweet sweet icon of perfection. I know that I haven't met you, but I know it's true.

[Misunderestimator]

88. Hey... sounds like you'd make a great cabana boy!

she doesn't have to leave me... come on over!

[bicentennial_baby]

98. Can i come?

:bounce:

i wanna be your cabana girl!! Please?

[Misunderestimator]

99. Oh Absolutely!!! Party time in California!!

[progmom]

108. how about a cabana posse?

[Misunderestimator]

110. Ha! Yes!

[DS1]

104. No, I'm sorry

the sound of orgasms coming through the bulkheads would be unbearable. I can't have her seeing other women when I'm around.

[Misunderestimator]

112. Well, we can get you a soundproof room... do anything you like in it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

107. Damn! How about if I bring her too!

[DS1]

126. I'm crying

You told me you loved me!

The archived search function is down so I can't show the post, and I didn't have it bookmarked because part of the joy was searching on Author=nothingshocksmeanymore Keywords=I love DS1

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

133. I can multitask when I love

honest!

[DS1]

143. I want you to love

just not with her

Anyone else you want to screw is fine, I know it's meaningless, and I'll be on the other side of the house beating off while watching through an elaborately placed set of mirrors I previously told you was essentially fung shway

[Misunderestimator]

146. ....

:spray:

[DS1]

162. You're a cruel person

Stealing the woman who won't have sex with me away from me.
I'm gonna go cry in my manbox now.
See what you've done?
Enjoying it?
Slut!

[Misunderestimator]

167. It's my cruelty that draws her to me and imprisons her

forever under my thrall... it is useless for you to try to interject any part of your manliness, least of all your penis, into our union and expect that it would tear our relationship asunder. it is not your fate to be with NSMA, give it up... you aren't attractive when you pout and cry... how do you ever expect to get a lesbian to fall in love with you? :eyes:

[DS1]

186. You mean nice guys don't finish first?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

187. Wow... you really did miss that memo...

apparently no nice guy has ever gotten a girl. :shrug:

[DS1]

189. But I don't want 'a girl' I want 'her'

And I don't want 'her', I just want to masturbate while watching 'her' with 'another' through a series of mirrors.

Is this thread thoroughly hijacked yet? :D

[Misunderestimator]

193. No, not yet... why don't you just talk some more about my girlfriend.

[Misunderestimator]

29. You'll listen and you'll like it... just sit there quietly bub.

[DS1]

39. hey, that's

two in a row
I must be doing something right! Or wrong! I don't know! I'm just doing something! Something!

[Misunderestimator]

70. You know I love ya man... this is the official smilie... don't blame me...

blame sundog...

[Zuni]

30. I thought the Parker tune was "Mohawk"

I have a CD of Parker's where he plays a similar piece, with the same Sax riff, but it is called "Mohawk"

I LOVE that jam

[Misunderestimator]

33. Hey... did you just dedicate that to me?

or is there another Karen in your life?

Oh yeah... Lonely House or is that Lonely Town... Lonely Town...

Man... I've edited this damn post five times.

[Zuni]

36. I am sure there ust be more Karens

just like there are more Andys

[Misunderestimator]

38. No! ...... *pout* Dammit!

[progmom]

47. you you you

it's always about you, isnt it?



:P yes.

[Misunderestimator]

50. Yay! Of course it's all about me!

[RandomKoolzip]

51. "Hey Mrs. Jones" by Jimmy Forrest.

[progmom]

95. who are you?

[RandomKoolzip]

102. I'm the sad smile on a cop who just gave his donut to feed a homeless

little girl.

And this is how I feel:

[progmom]

109. so i should send it out to.......

[RandomKoolzip]

111. That's right.

[progmom]

115. sooo.....?

[RandomKoolzip]

121. Call me Randy.

[progmom]

122. hey asshole - i just played your song and dedicated it to you

[RandomKoolzip]

129. I know, I heard it.

Thank you!

You can call me asshole if it sounds better than Randy.

[sundog]

53. i have to work now...

at least i heard 30 minutes today



:P

:hug:

:bounce:

[progmom]

55. i even said your name

i think....

did i say your name? i meant to.

[sundog]

58. and you just reminded me shark week is over

[progmom]

61. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[sundog]

64. it is funny... but more sad than it is funny

[DS1]

54. Septemba, Septemba, Septembaaaah

something unintelligible...

I'll spend them with you!

See, I'm LISTENING!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. I SO LOVE ELLA!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

59. Mack the Knife!! Woohooo!

I like the arrangement...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

63. I love where she forgets the words!

[progmom]

66. me too

and i know the ad libs by heart

[Misunderestimator]

67. She's the one person who can forget EVERY word and still make it good.

[progmom]

71. i thought i was....

[Misunderestimator]

76. Sorry... but I have never heard you sing before...

Didn't mean to hurt your widdle feelings...

[progmom]

78. my feelings are widdle?

we're talking about singing?

[Misunderestimator]

81. It was like baby-talk... you know... 'cause I wuv you...

[progmom]

86. ooooh - are we going to do that now?

[Misunderestimator]

87. Ok, I promise only to use it tonight... and maybe tomorrow.

Oh, wait... this isn't an autofill thread... ooops....

[progmom]

90. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. I actually get to listen to the show

Whoa. :o

[progmom]

80. waddaya wanna hear?

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. Cold Duck Time

Can you guess what I typed instead of "Duck" by accident?

[progmom]

97. suck?

[RevolutionaryActs]

100. Noooooo. Try switching the 'U' with an 'I'

Cold Dick Time....... whatever that means.

[progmom]

103. that sounds........interesting

[RevolutionaryActs]

106. It probably is, but I want nothing to do with it

[Misunderestimator]

69. Oooh... You "WILL not play " my Marianne Faithfull request...

:P

LOL

Thanks for the Ella!

[progmom]

130. it wasn't just ella

it was a whole fucking set of weill, compiled and gathered just for you.

[Misunderestimator]

144. LOL... I know... you're a sweetheart... so generous and kind...

[Beware the Beast Man]

72. Yay! I can finally listen to you!

Hows it going? :hi:

[progmom]

79. great!

[Beware the Beast Man]

82. Nervous?

Your smilie is sending me mixed signals....:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

83. Blame sundog for that...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3708007

[progmom]

91. poor B. keeps getting confused by our official smileys

[Beware the Beast Man]

123. I'm always a week late and about $6 short.

[Telly Savalas]

89. Good afternoon!

I love St. Thomas!

[JimmyJazz]

96. "I'm just gonna HAVE to figure out some way to dance to this stuff"

said the 7 year old while wearing my boots and standing in front of a mirror. :P

[progmom]

105. i love that!!!!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

117. Woo-hoo! I got to hear your voice!

:D

You kind of sound like Jodie Foster (that's not an insult, BTW...).

[progmom]

118. UM..... HELLLOOOOO????? This is supposed to be about me.

Where is the love?

[RevolutionaryActs]

120. Maybe if you play the Black Eyed Peas, people will listen to you?

[Zuni]

125. Here is some love

in cyber form :loveya:

[Telly Savalas]

131. Much love from the Great White North

Thanks for the Les McCann!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

134. It's all over your face

:evilgrin:

:yourock:

[progmom]

184. *checking*

:spank:

[Lavender Brown]

137. I heard the slip up

"Stay warm... no, stay cool." :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

147. You? Are you fucking kidding me?

[progmom]

150. ummmm. yes?

no?

[Misunderestimator]

151. right answer

and wrong

[progmom]

159. me me me me me me me me me me me me me

x(

[Misunderestimator]

161. Fine... whatever....

:eyes:

[progmom]

164. where is the LOVE?!?!?!?

[Misunderestimator]

165. I got yer love right here!

[progmom]

166. love is joyful, love is kind...

[Misunderestimator]

168. love is like a melon rind...

[progmom]

172. sure - that's all i am to you - a piece of fruit you can squeeze the juice

out of and then toss aside!

[Misunderestimator]

178. You squeeze melons for juice?!?

[progmom]

180. you won't even squeeze me?

[Misunderestimator]

181. Is that an offer?

[progmom]

182. squeeze me, but please don't tease me

[Misunderestimator]

185. How about I do both?

[progmom]

188. I think we have reached acceptable common ground.

[Misunderestimator]

190. Whew... that was a challenge:

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[progmom]

191. holy shit

i can't do that. but i love you for doing it for me.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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[Misunderestimator]

192. I fixed it... it's even more perfect now...

:loveya:

I'd be glad to tutor you... :evilgrin:

[progmom]

195. Did you say I’ve got a lot to learn?

Well don’t think I’m trying not to learn
Since this is the perfect spot to learn
Teach me tonight

Starting with the abc of it
Getting right down to the xyz of it
Help me solve the mystery of it
Teach me tonight

The sky’s a blackboard high above you
And if a shooting star goes by
I’ll use that star to write I love you
A thousand times across the sky

One thing isn’t very clear my love
Teachers shouldn’t stand so near my love
Graduation’s almost here my love
You’d better teach me tonight

I’ve played loves scenes in a flick or two
And I’ve also met a chick or two
But I still can learn a trick or two
Hey teach me tonight

I who thought I knew the score of it
Kind of think I should know much more of it
Off the wall, the bed, the floor of it
Hey teach me tonight

The midnight hours come slowly creeping
When there’s no one there but you
There must be more to life than sleeping
Single in a bed for two

What I need most is post graduate
What I feel is hard to articulate
If you want me to matriculate
You’d better teach me tonight

What do you get for lessons
Teach me - come on and teach me - teach me tonight

:evilgrin: 2

[sundog]

194. that's beautiful MisU

it's so beautiful it makes my soul ache

[Misunderestimator]

196. your soul aching gets me hot

[IChing]

128. A birthday song, it's my birthday

Chet Baker sings.

[progmom]

132. whose birthday ISN'T IT today?

[Beware the Beast Man]

135. What's on your agenda for Feast of the Beast in January?

[IChing]

148. No, really it is,

I know jazz, but not a birthday jazz song

I really like the sets you are doing right now
thanks

I'm listening to "she's a lady"

[RevolutionaryActs]

136. :-D

:yourock: :loveya:

[Beware the Beast Man]

139. Indeed.

:loveya:

[Rhiannon12866]

138. I'm here! Is that really you?!!! Totally cool!!!

But you only play jazz?:shrug:

How about my favorites? LOL!:D

[progmom]

142. only jazz......sorry

[Rhiannon12866]

155. So am I....

:yoiks:

But is that really you?! If so, I heard your voice!:bounce:

I used to be on college radio. Did the news. I used to do theatre and had a pretty good voice. A guy overheard me reading aloud to my friend and asked me to be his partner, doing the news, 4X a week. It was fun.:-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

141. Now THAT'S lesbo jazz!

[Misunderestimator]

145. That's what I'm talking about!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

149. honey...are ya busy?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3708726&mesg_id=3708726

[Misunderestimator]

152. You're so cute!

:*

[progmom]

154. this whole set? lesbians.

for you. :loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

156. That was soooo coool

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

153. I Concentrate on You is one of my all time fave's!

Who is this?

[progmom]

157. Dena DeRose

she's gay. :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

158. Aw jeez...I must've been exhausted. I just woke up.

:(

[progmom]

160. You missed the whole hour of jazz musicians named David

[GOPisEvil]

163. Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

I thought my clock said 10:44 when I woke up. Then I put on my glasses. :(

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

169. Another great show, progmom!

:yourock: (cause there is no YOUJAZZ emoticon)

[progmom]

173. thanks, babydoll. so do you.

:loveya:

[Zuni]

170. woah! Thanks Progmom!

:bounce:

:loveya:

[progmom]

171. hey zunipoo

i'm glad there is you

[Zuni]

174. Have I ever told you how awesome you are?

:loveya:

[progmom]

175. not since that time in denver when you stole all my clothes and left

me shivering in the snow.

and i think you were mocking me then.

[Zuni]

177. yeah, sorry about that

I told you hypothermia is not nearly as bad as the damn liberal media tries to make it out to be ;)

[progmom]

183. yeah, you told me that. your words kept me warm.

[WCGreen]

176. WE use to have jazz in the afternoon.......

But now I am glad where I can find it again.......

Progmom, I love you.....

[progmom]

179. wow.

thanks! i love you tooooo!

:loveya: